Best looking 50 y/o woman in the universe [Archive]

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 07:56 AM

jk the sooner fan

7/11/2006, 07:56 AM

amen to that!

yermom

7/11/2006, 07:58 AM

Selapwn3d!

heh

jk the sooner fan

7/11/2006, 08:11 AM

50 bucks mrs jk will make some comment about sela ward later in the day ;)

White House Boy

7/11/2006, 08:15 AM

Word.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/4545/sela_ward50.jpg

http://x2.putfile.com/2/3512324433.jpg

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 08:21 AM

50 bucks mrs jk will make some comment about sela ward later in the day ;)

That would be one dollar for every year Sela, the divine creature and model of feminine perfection, has graced the Earth.

Mjcpr

7/11/2006, 08:22 AM

$20 says this thread gets locked before the day is out.

:D

1stTimeCaller

7/11/2006, 08:23 AM

I'm just a punk-*** 27 year old idiot but I've thought for a few years now that women start looking their best when they hit 30 and get better looking from there. She helps prove my theory.

sooner_born_1960

7/11/2006, 08:24 AM

Homey, delete this thread and I'll buy you a $20 cigar. ;)

White House Boy

7/11/2006, 08:24 AM

That would be one dollar for every year Sela, the divine creature and model of feminine perfection, has graced the Earth.
ymssra

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 08:24 AM

$20 says this thread gets locked before the day is out.

:D

As long as all posters pay all due respect to the subject of Miss Ward's nativity, there will be no lockage.

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 08:27 AM

I'm just a punk-*** 27 year old idiot but I've thought for a few years now that women start looking their best when they hit 30 and get better looking from there. She helps prove my theory.

There are three kinds of wimmen son. Some look good til their age matches their bust size. Some start looking better after their age matches their bust size. The third group, of which Miss Ward is queen, look good the whole flippin' time.;)

White House Boy

7/11/2006, 08:36 AM

OU4LIFE

7/11/2006, 08:37 AM

Sela's got a big brown beaver....

critical_phil

7/11/2006, 09:02 AM

There are three kinds of wimmen son. Some look good til their age matches their bust size. Some start looking better after their age matches their bust size. The third group, of which Miss Ward is queen, look good the whole flippin' time.;)

4. beeotches.

though you know my preference for rene russo, today i bow to the ****tastically delicious ms. ward.

the_ouskull

7/11/2006, 09:41 AM

Do I have to break out the Jane Seymour pics again..? Geez.

the_ouskull

Taxman71

7/11/2006, 10:05 AM

Didn't Sela get killed by some one-armed dude?

TexasLidig8r

7/11/2006, 10:07 AM

Sela Ward...

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/ap/ny10809140207.widec.jpg or..

Catherine Deneuve

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/180px-CatherineDeneuve.jpg

OU4LIFE

7/11/2006, 10:10 AM

Connery snogged her....twice

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 10:13 AM

Do I have to break out the Jane Seymour pics again..? Geez.

the_ouskull

she's a dried-up English crone compared to the American native beauty that is Sela.

Catherine Deneuve is French and doesn't shave her armpits.

critical_phil

7/11/2006, 10:24 AM

paula zahn is also 50.

http://www.pittsburghsymphony.org/prphotos/biophotos/zahn_paula.jpg

White House Boy

7/11/2006, 10:32 AM

she's a dried-up English crone compared to the American native beauty that is Sela.

Catherine Deneuve is French and doesn't shave her armpits.

Other than your strange fetish for Auburn, you are one mighty stellar individual, Homey.

Again, ymssra.

IB4OU2

7/11/2006, 10:39 AM

I hope they age better than Diane- :(
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Diane%20Keaton-2.jpg (http://www.starpulse.com/Actresses/Keaton,_Diane/Pictures)

OUinFLA

7/11/2006, 10:42 AM

Not being 50, but being 52, I think I would prefer Christy:

http://www.pxdrive.com/pics/mid/15202.jpg

IB4OU2

7/11/2006, 10:45 AM

Not being 50, but being 52, I think I would prefer Christy:

http://www.pxdrive.com/pics/mid/15202.jpg

I agree, Christy kicks Selma's a**.

White House Boy

7/11/2006, 11:07 AM

I agree, Christy kicks Selma's a**.

Hursh yo mouf.

Christy's a crack ho. Sela's all class.

slickdawg

7/11/2006, 11:14 AM

Sela is the shiznit. Another fine Mississippi product! :D

slickdawg

7/11/2006, 11:18 AM

:les: Happy birthday Sela Ward

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/913/sela20ward1ya.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ladies, if you are under 50 and don't look this good, you are:

Selapwn3d!

Best looking girl ever born in Mississippi...'cept maybe for Slickbaby.

P.S. If you GIS "Sela Ward" you can see the rest of the above photo...plus some nekkid pitchers of her.
;) :D ;)

I didn't see any, and I didn't expect too, she wouldn't do that!
There's one that is a FARK of her nekkid, and this that's funny:

http://www.christopher-bird.com/21.jpg

slickdawg

7/11/2006, 11:23 AM

There some guy doing his own SA kinda thing with Sela and Mr. T

http://www.christopher-bird.com/21.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.christopher-bird.com/mrTSW3.htm&h=331&w=424&sz=27&hl=en&start=74&tbnid=QxiULD-piElj1M:&tbnh=95&tbnw=122&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522Sela%2BWard%2522%26start%3D72%26 ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

Okla-homey

7/11/2006, 12:13 PM

Not being 50, but being 52, I think I would prefer Christy:

http://www.pxdrive.com/pics/mid/15202.jpg

But the Piano Man has tickled her ivories. I ain't one for Billy Joel's sloppy seconds.

critical_phil

7/11/2006, 12:14 PM

But the Piano Man has tickled her ivories. I ain't one for Billy Joel's sloppy seconds.

that's just a general rule.

in this case, i'm willing to make an exception.........

Sooner98

7/11/2006, 12:19 PM

Homey, you need to watch Christie's infomercial for the Total Fitness machine thingy, the one she does with Chuck Norris. Sela gets Brinkleypwn3d in that one. RAWWRRR!

Sooner_Bob

7/11/2006, 12:32 PM

Once again Homey posts the bonified truth . . . Sela is one beautiful lady.

soonerbrat

7/11/2006, 12:40 PM

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/180px-CatherineDeneuve.jpg

eww. what's wrong with her eyes?

Sooner_Bob

7/11/2006, 12:45 PM

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/180px-CatherineDeneuve.jpg

eww. what's wrong with her eyes?

They're not crossed? :confused: :P

soonerbrat

7/11/2006, 04:07 PM

opposite of crossed...

oumartin

7/11/2006, 04:14 PM

whats wrong with those eyes? nothing.
shes undressing me with them.

Viking Kitten

7/11/2006, 04:20 PM

http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/180px-CatherineDeneuve.jpg

eww. what's wrong with her eyes?

There is nothing... nothing... wrong with Catherine Deneuve. She is perfection. In fact, I have a Catherine Deneuve collage right here at my desk. And part of that collage is a movie still from Belle Du Jour, and I can assure you, she shaves her pits.

soonerbrat

7/11/2006, 04:23 PM

maybe it was just that picture

TexasLidig8r

7/11/2006, 05:24 PM

There is nothing... nothing... wrong with Catherine Deneuve. She is perfection. In fact, I have a Catherine Deneuve collage right here at my desk. And part of that collage is a movie still from Belle Du Jour, and I can assure you, she shaves her pits.

I've seen the pic.. and the movie. She was the picture of perfect elegant sexuality.

olevetonahill

7/11/2006, 05:59 PM

Sela has been the "Guest " star Of many of my sexual fantasys :cool:

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!

7/11/2006, 08:05 PM

But the Piano Man has tickled her ivories. I ain't one for Billy Joel's sloppy seconds.Oh YEAH, FOR SURE. HAHAHA...They say Sela is still a virgin, and LIKES MEN!

OUinFLA

7/11/2006, 08:09 PM

Sela has been the "Guest " star Of many of my sexual fantasys :cool:

Oh, yeah, like that's an exclusive list.

olevetonahill

7/11/2006, 11:19 PM

Oh, yeah, like that's an exclusive list.
To be A Star yes :D :D
To participate not so much :cool: :cool: :cool:

KC//CRIMSON

7/12/2006, 09:36 AM

She goes through men like......

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/12/people.brinkley.ap/index.html

IB4OU2

7/12/2006, 09:46 AM

She goes through men like......

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/12/people.brinkley.ap/index.html

I thought we were talking about the Best looking 50 y/o women category and not the most disgusting whore category? They can be the same person right?

Okla-homey

7/12/2006, 10:44 AM

She goes through men like......

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/12/people.brinkley.ap/index.html

IMHO, it was all downhill for Christie after her early 80's appearance as the "pool waitress" in "Vacation."

What? Like that girl. No way. She's ugly! I love you Ellen!

TexasLidig8r

7/12/2006, 11:04 AM

IMHO, it was all downhill for Christie after her early 80's appearance as the "pool waitress" in "Vacation."

What? Like that girl. No way. She's ugly! I love you Ellen!

No No No... Not the pool waitress..

She was the vamp driving the Ferrari 308 past the old family land cruiser!

http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/612/612014320o.jpg

Okla-homey

7/12/2006, 11:13 AM

No No No... Not the pool waitress..

She was the vamp driving the Ferrari 308 past the old family land cruiser!

http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/612/612014320o.jpg

If you will review the record and withhold any hearsay objections counselor, you will see that Clark Griswold told Rusty Miss Brinkley was a "pool waitress" when the boy busted Clark swimming nude with her in the motel pool. She was in fact the mysterious Ferrari driver as well. They met by chance in the motel bar prior to their nocturnal aquatic activities.

TexasLidig8r

7/12/2006, 11:44 AM

If you will review the record and withhold any hearsay objections counselor, you will see that Clark Griswold told Rusty Miss Brinkley was a "pool waitress" when the boy busted Clark swimming nude with her in the motel pool. She was in fact the mysterious Ferrari driver as well. They met by chance in the motel bar prior to their nocturnal aquatic activities.

Ah,, so she was the "alleged" pool waitress, nekkid swimming, Ferrari driving vamp. Nice. nicely done.

Deneuve is still hotter than Ward... or Brinkley. :D

White House Boy

7/12/2006, 11:49 AM

Ah,, so she was the "alleged" pool waitress, nekkid swimming, Ferrari driving vamp. Nice. nicely done.

Deneuve is still hotter than Ward... :D

So not only have you proven to be lacking in your film acumen, but you've also proven to be blind as a bat.

The latter may help explain the former, I suppose.