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Gandalf_The_Grey

7/10/2006, 03:13 PM

If you could fight any person on Soonerfans.com.. Who would it be? And what style of match would it be? And don't anybody be a perv and say Bra and Panties match with any of our lovely female posters unless you are a female. I would challenge Dolemite because his mic skills would be incredible. The month leading up to the match would be Dolemite promo's left and right. Plus think of all the merchandise we could make for some of his sayings. I think I would challenge him to a Hell in the Cell match. Plus I would pay good money to see the Elimation Chamber match of GDC vs. LAS Vs. OuSkull Vs. Texaslidig8r Vs. Herr Vs. Caphorns

achiro

7/10/2006, 03:17 PM

I'd have to take Dean. That way when I knocked him out(and wouldn't need a chainsaw to do it), everyone would know what a badass I really am.:D

Gandalf_The_Grey

7/10/2006, 03:20 PM

So would it be a straight match because if it is no rules...technically he can use the chainsaw ;) Also you might still get cut up if someone accidently knocks out the referee Howzit!!

BoogercountySooner

7/10/2006, 03:22 PM

Stanley1!! Oh he's not on here anymore!;) ;)

LilSooner

7/10/2006, 03:22 PM

HA HA! IBTL.

LilSooner

7/10/2006, 03:23 PM

Stanley1!! Oh he's not on here anymore!;) ;)

Hey you really shouldn't slam on the guy especially when he isn't here to defend himself. :mad:

:D

GDC

7/10/2006, 03:23 PM

I'm going to fight mjcpr, because he called me a "penis-bone".

OUDoc

7/10/2006, 03:30 PM

I'm going to fight mjcpr, because he called me a "penis-bone".
I'm sure he meant that in the best possible way.

GDC

7/10/2006, 03:31 PM

I'm sure he meant that in the best possible way.

He could have called me a baculum.

usmc-sooner

7/10/2006, 03:37 PM

we should do a Royal Rumble and challenge Insiders

because I really wouldn't want to beat any of you guys up.

GDC

7/10/2006, 03:38 PM

Or three way tag teams, Tulsa vs. OKC/Norman vs. Dallas

Gandalf_The_Grey

7/10/2006, 03:38 PM

I think we need a Royal Rumble but it should be Bri Vs The Noobs

critical_phil

7/10/2006, 03:43 PM

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57188&highlight=fight

my list is pretty much the same, except move Dean to the top of the list and add noose7669.

1stTimeCaller

7/10/2006, 03:45 PM

I wanna fight JohnnyMack because I hear that he goes down fast and easy

JohnnyMack

7/10/2006, 03:46 PM

I wanna fight JohnnyMack because I hear that he goes down fast and easy

I wanna fight 1tc because he's....wait....he goes down and........wait........it's gotta be your bull.

usmc-sooner

7/10/2006, 03:49 PM

Nickelback will kill all of you. Period end of discussion.

Beef

7/10/2006, 03:50 PM

What happened to Stanley1?

slickdawg

7/10/2006, 03:51 PM

gdc & me vs. lid & herr

usmc-sooner

7/10/2006, 03:52 PM

What happened to Stanley1?

this thread is about fighting, you wanna fight throw your name in the hat. You want to know what became of your old buddies go to a HS reunion. :D

Beef

7/10/2006, 03:54 PM

I'll take on every one of you pansies. Except Cooter Finger. 'Cause I don't know who's cooter the finger's been in.

royalfan5

7/10/2006, 04:02 PM

I suppose I'll pick Sic'em since I want to prove my beer fueled Poli Sci degree can end his Zima fueled one. And in honor of Callahan I would use a throat slash.

colleyvillesooner

7/10/2006, 04:07 PM

I suppose I'll pick Sic'em since I want to prove my beer fueled Poli Sci degree can end his Zima fueled one. And in honor of Callahan I would lose, and in poor taste.

Fixed.

royalfan5

7/10/2006, 04:09 PM

Fixed.
Callahan is 2-0 against Baylor. I picked someone he could beat.

colleyvillesooner

7/10/2006, 04:10 PM

heh

NormanPride

7/10/2006, 04:57 PM

I'd want to pit my loyal army of Braums-fueled code monkeys against jkm's loyal army of Wendy's-fueled code monkeys. The winner would be the loser, really.

GDC

7/10/2006, 05:11 PM

gdc & me vs. lid & herr

They could throw in caphorns, whook em, and all the rest and we'd still take em.

SicEmBaylor

7/10/2006, 07:32 PM

I suppose I'll pick Sic'em since I want to prove my beer fueled Poli Sci degree can end his Zima fueled one. And in honor of Callahan I would use a throat slash.
In.

royalfan5

7/10/2006, 07:33 PM

In.
alright, alright, alright.

Stanley1

7/10/2006, 07:34 PM

Stanley1!! Oh he's not on here anymore!;) ;)

You little booger.

SoonerInKCMO

7/10/2006, 07:36 PM

Or three way tag teams, Tulsa vs. OKC/Norman vs. Dallas

Winner takes on the KC peeps. And loses. :twinkies:

Stanley1

7/10/2006, 07:36 PM

Or three way tag teams, Tulsa vs. OKC/Norman vs. Dallas

Kinda like how coaches won't play games against ex-players or assistants, I refuse to participate in a tag team fight against Tulsa. I will, however, be on against OKC. :D

StoopTroup

7/10/2006, 07:41 PM

gdc & me vs. lid & herr
We could probably sell enough advance purchase on that to get Pay-per-view interested. :D

BoogercountySooner

7/11/2006, 04:41 AM

You little booger.

Hello Mr. Stanley!:O :O

OUAndy1807

7/11/2006, 05:28 AM

either:

Me vs. 1tc in a slap-fight (I would redden his face)

or

Me vs. the whole south oval, crazy88 style.

Sooner in Tampa

7/11/2006, 05:50 AM

Any whorn.

the_ouskull

7/11/2006, 09:46 AM

Funny thread...

First of all, the Whorns wouldln't stand a chance against me, gdc, and LAS. Especially since LAS and I know one another already and have fought together before, I'm sure. (I drank a LOT back then, so I don't really remember much...)

If I were rolling solo, I'd pick Dean. I like him a lot, and vice versa, I think, so I know that there wouldn't be any dirty fighting [Bill Parcells] Jap sh*t [/Bill Parcells] going down. Plus, if I'm going to get into a fight, I want to know I've been in one. =)

the_ouskull

TexasLidig8r

7/11/2006, 10:03 AM

I'd moidalize ya. Put up your dukes.

http://www.americanrhetoric.com/mp3clips/newmoviespeeches/moviespeechthewizardofozlioncourage.mp3