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bri
7/10/2006, 12:58 PM
I am sorry if I hurt any of your widdle feewings by pointing out the idiocy of your glaring inability to use the internet to find internet porn, requiring you to whine like small children and demand that the rules of this place be altered to allow you the chance to spank it to an 80x80 picture of someone's wife. It was not my intention to make you feel small or worthless; it was merely my intention to point out that God had already taken care of that.

So, again, I apologize for making you feel the need to run snivelling to Daddy like a little punk. In the future, I will endeavor to remember that the sad and pathetic aren't always aware that they are sad and pathetic, and will try to break it to you more gently.

Good day, and good luck.

Signed,
The Legend

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/10/2006, 01:00 PM
Heh.

sooneron
7/10/2006, 01:01 PM
Aren't you going to name names?

bri
7/10/2006, 01:02 PM
That would imply that I care enough to keep track of their names. "n00bstain" will suffice nicely. :D

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 01:04 PM
I am sorry if I hurt any of your widdle feewings by pointing out the idiocy of your glaring inability to use the internet to find internet porn, requiring you to whine like small children and demand that the rules of this place be altered to allow you the chance to spank it to an 80x80 picture of someone's wife. It was not my intention to make you feel small or worthless; it was merely my intention to point out that God had already taken care of that.

So, again, I apologize for making you feel the need to run snivelling to Daddy like a little punk. In the future, I will endeavor to remember that the sad and pathetic aren't always aware that they are sad and pathetic, and will try to break it to you more gently.

Good day, and good luck.


Signed,
The Legend

Bri is so doggoned sweet.

sooneron
7/10/2006, 01:05 PM
But I'm too lazy/busy to figure out what the **** you're talking about. I want in on the hate fest.

OCUDad
7/10/2006, 01:13 PM
n00b = fewer posts than bri :D

1stTimeCaller
7/10/2006, 01:14 PM
did someone ask to have their account deleted?

LilSooner
7/10/2006, 01:15 PM
double heh

Octavian
7/10/2006, 01:16 PM
<waiting patiently for said noob to stumble upon this thread and react>

Fugue
7/10/2006, 01:25 PM
Maybe they all went "Helander".

NormanPride
7/10/2006, 01:27 PM
This is boring with no responses.

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 01:29 PM
This is boring with no responses.

Here, have a response, you fick tard.

:dolemite:

Fugue
7/10/2006, 01:29 PM
This is boring with no responses.

I know, we need swap dude/noob to come in and do a double meltdown.

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 01:34 PM
Look here you ****** ***** ****ing mother ******* hillbilly *******. If I want to see titty, I ****** ***** welll want to see titty. You have no ********* right to deny me titty. So ******* and ******* yourself and the llama you rode in on. Why don't you do a Google Search for ******** while you are it.



***** ***** Sincerely

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 01:35 PM
That one was mostly for Fug You.



XOXOXO -VK

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/10/2006, 01:35 PM
Triple heh.

Fugue
7/10/2006, 01:39 PM
That one was mostly for Fug You.



XOXOXO -VK

is it wrong that I really enjoyed that. :eddie:

Fugue
7/10/2006, 01:41 PM
i mean REALLY enjoyed that?

even though i'm still trying to figure out some of the *** :D

Hamhock
7/10/2006, 01:41 PM
I am sorry if I hurt any of your widdle feewings by pointing out the idiocy of your glaring inability to use the internet to find internet porn, requiring you to whine like small children and demand that the rules of this place be altered to allow you the chance to spank it to an 80x80 picture of someone's wife. It was not my intention to make you feel small or worthless; it was merely my intention to point out that God had already taken care of that.

So, again, I apologize for making you feel the need to run snivelling to Daddy like a little punk. In the future, I will endeavor to remember that the sad and pathetic aren't always aware that they are sad and pathetic, and will try to break it to you more gently.

Good day, and good luck.

Signed,
The Legend

Legend? Why haven't I heard of you?

OUDoc
7/10/2006, 01:44 PM
You never heard of Bob Barry Sr?

Mjcpr
7/10/2006, 01:46 PM
On the other hand, this is the only place on the innerweb where you can tell people what song you're listening to and also to have unending back and forth bickering over political ideals.

:D

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 01:52 PM
...i'm still trying to figure out some of the *** :D

You should start watching Deadwood.

1stTimeCaller
7/10/2006, 01:54 PM
Rusty Trombone

Fugue
7/10/2006, 01:54 PM
You should start watching Deadwood.

no, this title frightens me in my pants.

mdklatt
7/10/2006, 01:56 PM
Legend? Why haven't I heard of you?

:les: NOOB!

crawfish
7/10/2006, 01:56 PM
You should start watching Deadwood.

Not nearly enough stars for that. :D

OU4LIFE
7/10/2006, 01:57 PM
Nubby.

Osce0la
7/10/2006, 01:57 PM
<waiting patiently for said noob to stumble upon this thread and react>
**** YOU BRI!!! :mad: IF I WANT TO GET OFF TO AN 80x80 PIC OF SOMEONE ELSES WIFE THAT'S MY BUSINESS!!! :mad: :mad:









;)

Beef
7/10/2006, 01:58 PM
I'm still giggling at n00bstain. I think I made one of those the other day.

Osce0la
7/10/2006, 01:59 PM
On the other hand, this is the only place on the innerweb where you can tell people what song you're listening to and also to have unending back and forth bickering over political ideals - while also talking about poop, boogers, a random female's bush, and calling out homsexuals in a very harsh way.

:D
fixed

frankensooner
7/10/2006, 02:00 PM
Now, is that pronounced Bree or Bry?


(do you realize that you sound a lot like ofer as far as noobs go?)



;)

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/10/2006, 02:05 PM
This Noob ain't taking **** off of no one!!

dolemitesooner
7/10/2006, 02:07 PM
Are you calling my a NOb you bitch *** mother beoncye legand my *** btch...LOL

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 02:09 PM
On the other hand, this is the only place on the innerweb where you can tell people what song you're listening to and also to have unending back and forth bickering over political ideals.

:D

Wow, I knew there was something special about soonerfans.com

CatHunter
7/10/2006, 02:09 PM
Are you calling my a NOb you bitch *** mother beoncye legand my *** btch...LOL


I bet I am the noobiest of them all!

And I have slept in Doles gansta azz apartment! :D

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 02:10 PM
Are you calling my a NOb you bitch *** mother beoncye legand my *** btch...LOL

dOLEMitE iZ ThE FIckING MaN!!@#!@!#

:texan:

JohnnyMack
7/10/2006, 02:14 PM
Are you calling my a NOb you bitch *** mother beoncye legand my *** btch...LOL

I heard :dolemite: has a crush on Michael Bay.

OUDoc
7/10/2006, 02:16 PM
Bri called Doleo a knob?

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 02:17 PM
I bet I am the noobiest of them all!

And I have slept in Doles gansta azz apartment! :D


You lived to tell about it?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/10/2006, 02:18 PM
On the other hand, this is the only place on the innerweb where you can tell people what song you're listening to and also to have unending back and forth bickering over political ideals.

:D

*Sigh...*

CatHunter
7/10/2006, 02:18 PM
You lived to tell about it?


Barely, and I took bug eggs back to Dallas.

IB4OU2
7/10/2006, 02:20 PM
Look here you ****** ***** ****ing mother ******* hillbilly *******. If I want to see titty, I ****** ***** welll want to see titty. You have no ********* right to deny me titty. So ******* and ******* yourself and the llama you rode in on. Why don't you do a Google Search for ******** while you are it.



***** ***** Sincerely

Sorry Czar but I just love when VK types dirty........:P

mrowl
7/10/2006, 02:22 PM
the sequel is never as good as the original.

Fugue
7/10/2006, 02:22 PM
tryin' to catch her typin' dirty
tryin' to catch her typin' dirty

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 02:23 PM
Sorry Czar but I just love when VK types dirty........:P

It is scintillating, isn't it? :D

Veritas
7/10/2006, 02:24 PM
Random interchangable n00bs are at least better than the random interchangeable whorns that pop up every three generations when UT actually wins a big game.

JohnnyMack
7/10/2006, 02:26 PM
Random interchangable n00bs are at least better than the random interchangeable whorns that pop up every three generations when UT actually wins a big game.

Speaking of random folks that pop up every now and again.

:mad:

ChickSoonerFan
7/10/2006, 02:27 PM
dOLEMitE iZ ThE FIckING MaN!!@#!@!#

:texan:

I thought he was the legend? :confused:

frankensooner
7/10/2006, 02:29 PM
I could really go for a brisicle, isn't that what you call them, or is it Guinesspops?

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/10/2006, 02:30 PM
Your anal virginity lived to tell about it?

Fixed it for ya ;)

TexasLidig8r
7/10/2006, 02:32 PM
Random interchangable n00bs are at least better than the random interchangeable whorns that pop up every three generations when UT actually wins a big game.

We just need to play Nebraska more often... DOH!

What is this thread about?

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 02:32 PM
I thought he was the legend? :confused:

tHAt ToOO

leavingthezoo
7/10/2006, 02:40 PM
I am sorry if I hurt any of your widdle feewings by pointing out the idiocy of your glaring inability to use the internet to find internet porn, requiring you to whine like small children and demand that the rules of this place be altered to allow you the chance to spank it to an 80x80 picture of someone's wife. It was not my intention to make you feel small or worthless; it was merely my intention to point out that God had already taken care of that.

So, again, I apologize for making you feel the need to run snivelling to Daddy like a little punk. In the future, I will endeavor to remember that the sad and pathetic aren't always aware that they are sad and pathetic, and will try to break it to you more gently.

Good day, and good luck.

Signed,
The Legend

hush it noob. GAH! :D

Czar Soonerov
7/10/2006, 02:43 PM
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me

VK pick up that keyboard and talk to me...

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 02:45 PM
#*&***$%!!!!1@$#$)(@&@####****!!!!!111

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 02:46 PM
You gotta hear CC's riff in your head whilst you read that.

GDC
7/10/2006, 02:55 PM
Random interchangable n00bs are at least better than the random interchangeable whorns that pop up every three generations when UT actually wins a big game.

They are no where near as repulsive as the ones who damn near live on this board.

jk the sooner fan
7/10/2006, 03:25 PM
so let me get this straight.........the word titty is not filtered on this board?

:)

Stanley
7/10/2006, 03:27 PM
Signed,
The Legend, In My Own Mind

Fixed that last part for ya.

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/10/2006, 03:30 PM
Hey being a legend in your own mind is the way to go...personally my opinion is the only one that matters

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 04:12 PM
Now, is that pronounced Bree or Bry?


(do you realize that you sound a lot like ofer as far as noobs go?)



;)


Did we ever get an answer on this?

BR-EEEEE

or BR-EYE

Boarder
7/10/2006, 04:20 PM
It's Br-i with the short i sound. LIke in "indian" but without the negative racial conotations.

slickdawg
7/10/2006, 04:22 PM
So it's pronounced bree?

Viking Kitten
7/10/2006, 04:28 PM
Actually, the B is silent.

JohnnyMack
7/10/2006, 04:32 PM
No the first I.

TexasLidig8r
7/10/2006, 04:48 PM
They are no where near as repulsive as the ones who damn near live on this board.

That's dangerously close to an outright violation of our Von Ribbentropp - Molotov Non-Aggression Pact.

Is all no longer quiet on the Eastern Front?

bri
7/10/2006, 07:20 PM
Legend? Why haven't I heard of you?

Because, not unlike your father, I don't care enough to stop by and introduce myself.

Oldnslo
7/10/2006, 08:26 PM
Not to worry! All of you are equal in my eye!

Hamhock
7/10/2006, 08:32 PM
Because, not unlike your father, I don't care enough to stop by and introduce myself.

Does he get his legendary status and self esteem from an internet message board too?

GottaHavePride
7/10/2006, 08:45 PM
So it's pronounced bree?

No. Brih.

OUinFLA
7/10/2006, 10:13 PM
I cant believe the "titty" thread jack didnt work out as well as I would have liked it to.

olevetonahill
7/10/2006, 10:19 PM
I cant believe the "titty" thread jack didnt work out as well as I would have liked it to.
Dayumyankee nOObs ;)

Mongo
7/10/2006, 10:42 PM
I guess not to be classified as a n00b you must:
1) post constantly in WAYLT threads
2) tell others how much a thread sucks
3) give updates on "pro" wrestling "It's still real to me dammit!!!"

but, what the f*ck do I know? I am a n00b.

OUinFLA
7/10/2006, 10:44 PM
If you're wondering if this thread is about you, then it probably is.
Well, except for the "titty" part of it.

Mongo
7/10/2006, 10:47 PM
If you're wondering if this thread is about you, then it probably is.
Well, except for the "titty" part of it.


No, it isnt about me. Unless I am missing something. And what are these tittays you speak of? I love me some tittays

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
7/10/2006, 11:04 PM
I have a nekkid pic of Czar in my briefcase from when he and VK spent the night here last year. I'll be happy to post it for those of you needing your daily nekkid fix.

soonerboomer93
7/10/2006, 11:29 PM
I have a nekkid pic of Czar in my briefcase from when he and VK spent the night here last year. I'll be happy to post it for those of you needing your daily nekkid fix.

naw, but you can resend me the nekkid pic of VK, i lost it when I formatted.

Gandalf_The_Grey
7/10/2006, 11:42 PM
I guess not to be classified as a n00b you must:
1) post constantly in WAYLT threads
2) tell others how much a thread sucks
3) give updates on "pro" wrestling "It's still real to me dammit!!!"

but, what the f*ck do I know? I am a n00b.


Finally a Noob that gets it...to think we thought most of you guys were idiots.

Czar Soonerov
7/11/2006, 12:04 AM
naw, but you can resend me the nekkid pic of VK, i lost it when I formatted.

Sorry pal, you gotta pay the membership fee just like everybody else.

Big Red Ron
7/11/2006, 12:38 AM
Fixed that last part for ya.:D heh, funny for a newb.:twinkies:

Czar Soonerov
7/11/2006, 07:53 AM
Crystal Ball - Keane

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2006, 08:41 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

Hamhock
7/11/2006, 08:42 AM
I demand a n00b forum.

Mjcpr
7/11/2006, 08:45 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

Sorry, I had you on n00b-ignore.

What?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2006, 08:51 AM
Sorry, I had you on n00b-ignore.

What?

Who's the n00 guy?

1stTimeCaller
7/11/2006, 08:57 AM
Who's the n00 guy?


Will one of you gnu people tell us what she said?

Fugue
7/11/2006, 08:57 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

fugzactly, those a-holes with less than 5k in posts don't even realize it.

:eddie:

:D

Czar Soonerov
7/11/2006, 08:57 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/4154/stfunoob9as.gif

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2006, 08:59 AM
Should I be getting mad now?

I just wannna make sure my reaction's appropriate.

:mack:

OU4LIFE
7/11/2006, 09:03 AM
your reaction should be to work the JB.

in all it's glory. :texan:

Mjcpr
7/11/2006, 09:04 AM
your reaction should be to work the JB.

in all it's glory. :texan:

Dude, you can find all the JB you want elsewhere on the innerweb, haven't you heard?

BlondeSoonerGirl
7/11/2006, 09:07 AM
Dude, you can find all the JB you want elsewhere on the innerweb, haven't you heard?

Jebus, you really are a n00b.

:eddie:

Czar Soonerov
7/11/2006, 09:08 AM
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-42,GGLG:en&q=juicy+booty (http://x2.putfile.com/6/17316422583.jpg)

toast
7/11/2006, 09:10 AM
This thread is useless without pics.

Mjcpr
7/11/2006, 09:11 AM
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-42,GGLG:en&q=juicy+booty

Good ol' Urban Dictionary:

1. juicy booty - This is when a *** look so good you can bite into it.

Damn she got a juicy booty

OUinFLA
7/11/2006, 09:16 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

I agree.

To those of you who have less than 9388 posts...........


nOObs!

TexasLidig8r
7/11/2006, 10:10 AM
N00b is a relative term, turds.

You been around a year or so and think you're not one...then someone that's been here for 3 years still thinks you're a n00b.

Got over 1,000 posts...someone with 5,000 still thinks you're a n00b.

Some of you really get all mad and stuff if you even think you're being called one. Which makes this thread really, really funny.

Don't get shook. Dang.

You had me at turds....

you noob. :D

Big Red Ron
7/11/2006, 10:35 AM
I agree.

To those of you who have less than 9388 posts...........


nOObs!What about those of us that can only post here "part time" and those that post here like, 100 times a day?:D

OUinFLA
7/11/2006, 10:36 AM
quit trying to sub-divide the nOOb category.

Big Red Ron
7/11/2006, 10:56 AM
I personally look at registration date to determine the noobs from the rest. :D

OCUDad
7/11/2006, 10:58 AM
New definition: n00b = registered after BigRedRon :D

Big Red Ron
7/11/2006, 11:00 AM
That and weight it with the reputation score.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=reputation&pp=30

:D

OCUDad
7/11/2006, 12:31 PM
You're not doing a very good job of ignoring me. Who did you say you were, anyway? :rolleyes:

Sooner_Bob
7/11/2006, 12:35 PM
You should start watching Deadwood.


I still have most of Season 2 to watch before I catch up on Season 3 and I really wish I had a buck everytime they say that word . . . :eek:

slickdawg
7/11/2006, 12:38 PM
Why hasn't this thread migrated to boobs yet?

Sooner_Bob
7/11/2006, 12:43 PM
Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?

http://www.wwlp.com/news/segments/sybersy/shrek.jpg

Mjcpr
7/11/2006, 12:44 PM
I expected a lot more fighting in this thread.

Veritas
7/11/2006, 12:45 PM
Oh, there's fighting. It's not noticable to the naked eye.

Sooner_Bob
7/11/2006, 12:46 PM
I expected a lot more fighting in this thread.



***)(*^&()*&%^*&^ *&^%%%(***** you!!!

CatHunter
7/11/2006, 12:54 PM
Oh, there's fighting. It's not noticable to the naked eye.

Mmmm. Naked.

IB4OU2
7/11/2006, 01:55 PM
What Iv'e learned from this thread...

1. VK types dirty, real nice like.

2. If you can pronounce Bri correctly, then you're probably not a n00b.