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Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 09:32 AM
I swear squids are idiots.

We have a fridge at work and this dumb @$$ sailor puts his f*&cking stool sample in the our food fridge.:mad: :mad: :mad:

Everybodies lunch is now contaminated. :eddie:
etouffee
7/10/2006, 09:33 AM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d167/bushtit/smilies/bwahaharoll.gif
LilSooner
7/10/2006, 09:33 AM
EWWW! That is disgusting.
Mjcpr
7/10/2006, 09:34 AM
This thread is Harry-nip.
Hatfield
7/10/2006, 09:38 AM
wow.
MamaMia
7/10/2006, 09:40 AM
Did you educate him as to why this is totally unacceptable?
SoonerInKCMO
7/10/2006, 09:40 AM
This thread is Harry-nip.

Heh. I was trying to remember who had this problem before. :D
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 09:41 AM
This thread is Harry-nip.Carl...is that you?
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 09:42 AM
Did you educate him as to why this is totally unacceptable?We had to put a sign on the fridge that says

"Do NOT put bodily fluids...(or solids) in the damn fridge?)"
OUDoc
7/10/2006, 09:46 AM
We had small fridges in med school for keeping petri dishes with various bacterial samples. Classmates were repeated told not to put their lunches in those fridges. They kept doing it anyway.
VeeJay
7/10/2006, 09:54 AM
the old phrase "eat sh*t and die" may come to fruition after all.
yermom
7/10/2006, 09:58 AM
never thought i'd hear this story twice
slickdawg
7/10/2006, 10:11 AM
It was a pate'
NormanPride
7/10/2006, 11:07 AM
This coffee is awfully nutty...
etouffee
7/10/2006, 11:08 AM
That was corny.
Scott D
7/10/2006, 11:10 AM
my question is which f*+king jarhead went to grab it for his lunch before he realized what it was :D
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 11:15 AM
my question is which f*+king jarhead went to grab it for his lunch before he realized what it was :D:eddie: none...we fed it to our Air Farce sisters :D
slickdawg
7/10/2006, 11:16 AM
mmmmmm, baby ruth.
Scott D
7/10/2006, 11:20 AM
:eddie: none...we fed it to our Air Farce sisters :D

told em it was chipped beef on toast eh? ;)
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 11:21 AM
told em it was chipped beef on toast eh? ;)Yep...a good ole helping of S.O.S :D
OCUDad
7/10/2006, 11:22 AM
Did he at least put it in a casserole dish?
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 11:37 AM
It was just sitting there on a piece of wax paper.
usmc-sooner
7/10/2006, 11:42 AM
A Marine and Sailor are sitting in a bar, the Marine gets up goes to the bathroom. He doesn't wash his hands. Disgusted, the Sailor says In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we pee. The Marine replies well in the Marine Corps they teach us not to pee on our hands.

freakin Sailors
mdklatt
7/10/2006, 11:48 AM
It was just sitting there on a piece of wax paper.

OMFG, it wasn't in a container?! :eek:

That's not a "stool sample", that's a prank. :D

:les: COLD CARL!
VeeJay
7/10/2006, 11:50 AM
The real inquiring minds would ask how it was collected. Fished out of the toilet, or deposited elsewhere.
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 12:06 PM
Actually, he had in some sort of container/bag----his story is that it was "triple wrapped" so he didn't see a problem.

And how it came to be known...well, nobody really knows...I guess, he said "don't mind the poop sample on the third shelf"
Fish
7/10/2006, 01:48 PM
well, if he said it was triple wrapped what's the problem?;)

Especially if it was taped! Everyone knows squids are proficient with tape!!!:D
Sooner in Tampa
7/10/2006, 03:37 PM
well, if he said it was triple wrapped what's the problem?;)

Especially if it was taped! Everyone knows squids are proficient with tape!!!:DWell...I wasn't taking any chances...OUDoc will have to weigh in on that one.