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RacerX
7/7/2006, 11:48 PM
He's suing Jordan because he looks like Jordan. Geez

waaaaaahhhh (http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288?FSO1&ATT=HMA)
Beano's Fourth Chin
7/7/2006, 11:53 PM
Well, that sucks. There's nobody famous I could sue.

They don't let people that look like me be on television.
StoopTroup
7/8/2006, 02:54 AM
I need to work on my Bill Gates look....:D
SeattleOUstudent
7/8/2006, 07:44 AM
I see this lawsuit going far.
OCUDad
7/8/2006, 11:15 AM
They don't let people that look like me be on television.At least not since "Lassie" was canceled. :P
GDC
7/8/2006, 11:17 AM
Well, that sucks. There's nobody famous I could sue.

They don't let people that look like me be on television.

Not true, because in that one pic you're somewhere between the guy from Deadwood and Johnny Ringo from Tombstone.
Boomer.....
7/10/2006, 08:45 AM
Then grow some hair!
sooner_born_1960
7/10/2006, 08:55 AM
Neither 832, nor 416 are dividible by 7. I don't get it.
Cack
7/10/2006, 09:03 AM
this guy is an idiot ... i wouldn't pay him a dime
crawfish
7/10/2006, 09:03 AM
If that's not a joke...then some lawyer need to be fined. Severely.
leavingthezoo
7/10/2006, 10:23 AM
if he'd just put a bag over his head, he wouldn't have this problem.
Osce0la
7/10/2006, 10:25 AM
When I was in high school everyone said I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr. I should so sue him and Budweiser for an insane amount of millions of dollars :D
Osce0la
7/10/2006, 10:26 AM
if he'd just put a bag over his head, he wouldn't have this problem.
It needs to be a plastic bag...And put some duct tape around the neck.
sooner_born_1960
7/10/2006, 10:47 AM
When I was in high school everyone said I look like Dale Earnhardt Jr. I should so sue him and Budweiser for an insane amount of millions of dollars :D
...and settle for a 12-pack.
OUDoc
7/10/2006, 11:12 AM
Jordan could work him over and his problem would be solved.
Beef
7/10/2006, 11:21 AM
I think he looks more like Clyde Drexler. But then he could probably only sue for 100 million.
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/10/2006, 11:23 AM
Whaddaya think I could sue The Aggie Listeater for?

I get mistaken for her all the time.

Dang.
royalfan5
7/10/2006, 11:26 AM
I think a lawyer should be stoned or something everytime a lawsuit like this is filed. Perhaps they could do it at random, and it would be like Shirley Jackson's Lottery short story.
Mjcpr
7/10/2006, 11:26 AM
I'm considering a lawsuit against Dirk Diggler for similar reasons.
Osce0la
7/10/2006, 11:32 AM
...and settle for a 12-pack.
12? With the money they pull in? It better be at least 2 cases :D And tickets to the Daytona 500...And the Brickyard.
leavingthezoo
7/10/2006, 11:35 AM
Whaddaya think I could sue The Aggie Listeater for?

I get mistaken for her all the time.

Dang.

the list?
BlondeSoonerGirl
7/10/2006, 11:40 AM
I'm considering a lawsuit against Dirk Diggler for similar reasons.

Running around in little hot pants and a headband while yelling 'MY C*CK IS READY!' prolly isn't helping your case, Pat.

:mack:
Mjcpr
7/10/2006, 11:53 AM
Running around in little hot pants and a headband while yelling 'MY C*CK IS READY!' prolly isn't helping your case, Pat.

:mack:

YOU WISH!!!:eddie: