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Penguin
7/4/2006, 04:43 PM
North Korea has been lifting weights. Things are getting bad. Real bad.



Froz, it's been nice knowing you.
Jerk
7/4/2006, 04:45 PM
Yeah I hear they've been shooting their own firecrackers today.
Newbomb Turk
7/4/2006, 04:45 PM
well I'm getting drunk then.
Jerk
7/4/2006, 04:49 PM
That's not a bad idea there Turk.
mrowl
7/4/2006, 04:51 PM
http://www.tomgpalmer.com/images/Kim%20Jong%20Il%20Team%20America%20publicity%20sho t.jpg

launchy, launchy!
King Crimson
7/4/2006, 05:05 PM
possibly the greatest mag cover ever (that can be posted here).

Hans Brix?!

Jong reminds me of Al Davis.
StoopTroup
7/4/2006, 06:54 PM
I hope they don't kick our a**. :D

Maybe Cyndy Sheehan could negogiate a surrender.
olevetonahill
7/4/2006, 07:20 PM
Just got home
WTF is going on ?
slickdawg
7/4/2006, 07:21 PM
Slickwife said NK had their long range rocket on a pad and was preparing to fuel it. The US sent a "don't do it" message. That's all I know.
StoopTroup
7/4/2006, 07:23 PM
CNN.
StoopTroup
7/4/2006, 07:23 PM
6 missles launched so far.

US says "No threat".
Mongo
7/4/2006, 07:28 PM
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-07-04T211235Z_01_N04284348_RTRUKOC_0_US-KOREA-NORTH-MISSILE.xml&src=rss&rpc=22



I guess when we buy stuff "Made in Korea", it comes from the SK.
yermom
7/4/2006, 07:36 PM
that guy wants to die... i think it's because he's so ronery
StoopTroup
7/4/2006, 07:37 PM
Dear CNN...

I think this is serious...

But "A Crisis"?

I think not.

If the long-range missle hadn't failed...then we might be at crisis stage.

Right now they are just screwing around with everyone.

They are asking for it thought.
olevetonahill
7/4/2006, 07:47 PM
Most know I dont watch tv
where in hell is cnn on direct ?
malina
7/4/2006, 07:50 PM
What?? Missles fired at who??? How long do they last?? Why are they shooting them?? At us?? Why can we blow them up?? What? Why? WHEN??? I want to see my grandchildren first!! What kind of missles??? The blow up kind? THe make your skin peel off kind?
Mongo
7/4/2006, 07:52 PM
Dont worry, I just lit a bottle rocket that had more hang time
malina
7/4/2006, 08:01 PM
My husband just said he thinks they are just trying to scare us into helping them financially cause they are so poor. They are acting like big kids.
olevetonahill
7/4/2006, 08:03 PM
My husband just said he thinks they are just trying to scare us into helping them financially cause they are so poor. They are acting like big kids.
Does your Husband know where CNN is on Direct tv ? :confused:
Penguin
7/4/2006, 08:30 PM
202, I think. Not sure, though.


I heard that they were trying to shoot down the space shuttle.
Vaevictis
7/4/2006, 08:39 PM
If that's the case, they're even dumber than I thought.

Hit a target accellerating to ~15,000 mph with a missile that probably can't hit our West Coast on a good day? Good luck with that.
olevetonahill
7/4/2006, 08:43 PM
202, I think. Not sure, though.


I heard that they were trying to shoot down the space shuttle.
You are correct sir Now my sat thingy is out due to rain and shat :(
They better leave us alone. the dayum yankee gooks :mad:
Mjcpr
7/5/2006, 09:01 AM
So I guess they launched another one.

We're all in agreement......this guy is the current "World's Wackiest Leader" right?
SoonerInKCMO
7/5/2006, 09:03 AM
We're all in agreement......this guy is the current "World's Wackiest Leader" right?

Yep.

Cool hair though.
StoopTroup
7/5/2006, 09:03 AM
I'm guessing as long as China will sell him stuff to put on the launch pad...he'll continue to be a pain in the A**.
picasso
7/5/2006, 09:06 AM
China and Russia are on the freak's side.

we should just send a load of rednecks over to Japan to shoot those missiles with their deer rifles.
Stoop Dawg
7/5/2006, 12:38 PM
Two questions/comments:

1. Why aren't the libs advocating that we pull our troops out of SK? If we don't need to be in Iraq (where there is real violence) then we don't need to be in SK either. If we're going to be isolationists, let's be consistent about it. Mmmkay?

2. Why the f--- are China and Russia on board with this? I've gotta seriously question the motives of those guys here.
jeremy885
7/5/2006, 01:04 PM
From an interview I heard last night on the BBC, Ex-Sec of State Albright thinks Bush is at fault on this by not having direct talks with them :rolleyes: .

Didn't they develop nuclear weapons while we were having direct talks?
49r
7/5/2006, 02:16 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41849000/jpg/_41849660_skorea_416_afp.jpg


South Korean demonstrators burn North Korean flags at a protest against Pyongyang conducting missile tests.
Stoop Dawg
7/5/2006, 03:07 PM
From an interview I heard last night on the BBC, Ex-Sec of State Albright thinks Bush is at fault on this by not having direct talks with them :rolleyes: .

Didn't they develop nuclear weapons while we were having direct talks?

Uh, everything that's "bad" that happens anywhere in the world is America's fault. Isn't that obvious by now?

America should have prevented that.
America shouldn't have prevented that.
America should have gotten involved sooner.
America shouldn't have gotten involved at all.

For my part, I'm going to start blaming France for everything.

So, why exactly didn't France enter into direct talks with N.Korea and prevent this whole mess? Damn French. What good are they anyway?
StoopTroup
7/5/2006, 03:08 PM
Darn French!
Osce0la
7/5/2006, 03:11 PM
We say we can shoot them down if they do fire one at us...

Why can't we just fly over there and nuke them and that be the end of all of this?
Stoop Dawg
7/5/2006, 03:19 PM
Why can't France just fly over there and nuke them and that be the end of all of this?

I agree! Get off your ***, France, and do something!!
Jerk
7/5/2006, 06:39 PM
Ya'll know that our Air Force has 747 Jumbo Jets with Frikkin' lazer beams on them that, like, can shoot that fat little psycho's missiles down?
StoopTroup
7/5/2006, 06:41 PM
YEEHAW!
http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn8446/dn8446-1_396.jpghttp://www.canuckistan.org/img/shark.jpg