So I work at this restaurant....

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

So I work at this restaurant. Anyway there was two couples there a few days ago. One was an older couple and then there was this UGLY guy with a sexy wife. Well this older man was a man's man. I mean he devoured his steak like a man should...I mean he dusted off everything but connective tissues and a few tiny morsels of meat. I mean back during the depression this is how MEN ate. His son was such a wussy liberal, he wanted a salad with lime juice and then he barely finished his hamburger. What has become of this once great country i used to live in :(

[StoopTroup]

Did anyone sop up a biscuit in something?

[Sooner24]

So I work at this restaurant. Anyway there was two couples there a few days ago. One was an older couple and then there was this UGLY guy with a sexy wife. Well this older man was a man's man. I mean he devoured his steak like a man should...I mean he dusted off everything but connective tissues and a few tiny morsels of meat. I mean back during the depression this is how MEN ate. His son was such a wussy liberal, he wanted a salad with lime juice and then he barely finished his hamburger. What has become of this once great country i used to live in :(


So can we come by and you comp us a meal? :D

[Mongo]

So I work at this restaurant. Anyway there was two couples there a few days ago. One was an older couple and then there was this UGLY guy with a sexy wife. Well this older man was a man's man. I mean he devoured his steak like a man should...I mean he dusted off everything but connective tissues and a few tiny morsels of meat. I mean back during the depression this is how MEN ate. His son was such a wussy liberal, he wanted a salad with lime juice and then he barely finished his hamburger. What has become of this once great country i used to live in :(


How did those people tip??

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

1 Dollar..which i traded for a pickle :(

[Sooner24]

So what about the comped meal? :D

[King Crimson]

working in restaurants is a dark lesson in human nature....in so many many ways.

[oumartin]

look, you treat me good and i'll leave you a decent tip. where is this place?

[PhilTLL]

I know this will open up a whole other can of worms, but: They only tipped a single dollar? Did you drop the steak on the ground or something?

Edit: You know what, I didn't even make the connection to that other thread. Yes, I am an idiot.

[Mongo]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72409

Maybe if you wouldnt have "accidently" dropped the silverware on my crotch and try and grab for it, there would have been a better tip.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

sorry I have "a thing" for ugly guys... ;)

[Mongo]

shut your c*ck garage and get me some more sweet tea:D

[Sooner in Tampa]

This is a funny @ss thread !!!

Thank you for the laugh.

[Mongo]

your welcome Carolina, now where is Gandalf with my tea??

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Dane Cook is in the back getting that tea ready for you ;)

[OUHOMER]

Did he ask for a to go box??