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VeeJay

7/1/2006, 08:00 AM

This was in Pakistan, surprisingly, not TexAss. Heh!

Oh, well, it's no longer a place where the sun don't shine. Heh!

It was a crappy lightbulb anyway. Heh!

More From The Religion of Peace (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-06-29T173915Z_01_SP130276_RTRUKOC_0_US-PAKISTAN-BULB.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-R1-MostViewed-3)

The man's crime? Making liquor.

BudSooner

7/1/2006, 08:17 AM

Hope he saw the light to never do that again. ;)

walkoffsooner

7/1/2006, 08:19 AM

Stick it where the the light don't shine. Phrase is gone I guess.

NYSooner1355

7/1/2006, 08:30 AM

that's a weird name for a military operation :confused:

47straight

7/1/2006, 08:54 AM

Best wishes to Herr for a speedy recovery.

bigdsooner

7/1/2006, 01:35 PM

Best wishes to Herr for a speedy recovery.

:D

StoopTroup

7/1/2006, 01:38 PM

:D:D
Hook 'em

soonerthanu

7/1/2006, 02:00 PM

Hope it wasn't a flouresent!!!

Flagstaffsooner

7/1/2006, 02:07 PM

Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.No eating peanuts for a while.;)

StoopTroup

7/1/2006, 02:49 PM

They should get cable TV when they get bored.

We were sitting around talking about the day we get our Virgins when suddenly my friend Pafra says "Hey let me show you something you can do with these new lightbulbs the Americans have come up with..."

http://www.cetonline.org/images/lCFLs1.jpg

chriscappel

7/1/2006, 05:15 PM

eww...i wonder hpw he came across that "bright" idea!! :D