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noleamite
6/30/2006, 09:03 PM
This was my first true love, she is still smoking hot! She is single now, but I have not saw her in 10 years. And to top it all off, she is just finishing law school! The problem is I'm stuck with a crazy psycho broad now!

Dear Abby WTF do I do???


:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
OUAndy1807
6/30/2006, 09:06 PM
link to her myspace page
afs
6/30/2006, 09:06 PM
pics
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 09:06 PM
this thread is useless without a link.
noleamite
6/30/2006, 09:09 PM
Dear Abby would never ask for a link!!1!11
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 09:11 PM
Dear Abby doesn't read this friggin board.
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/30/2006, 09:17 PM
http://www.myspace.com/nataliereddell


YWIA!!
OCUDad
6/30/2006, 09:24 PM
Stick with the crazy psycho broad. Birds of a feather...
oumartin
6/30/2006, 09:27 PM
contact her!!!!
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/30/2006, 09:38 PM
Now by first love...do you mean akward virgin who ruined her first time...if so..don't contact ;)
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 09:54 PM
contact her!!!!

whatever you do, don't listen to martin. ;)
SeattleOUstudent
6/30/2006, 09:54 PM
http://www.myspace.com/nataliereddell


YWIA!!



OMG...you serious?

http://myspace-743.vo.llnwd.net/00813/34/72/813192743_l.jpg
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:01 PM
Dayum, look at that cat!
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:01 PM
damn! I almost sent her a message but I just chickened out! I've been trying to find this woman for years and to find her on myspace! Unbelievable!
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:03 PM
that is a mighty fine looking Feline! ;)


PS...Yo slick what did you chicken out?

Thought we were going to have a losers dual! :texan:
SoonerStormchaser
6/30/2006, 10:03 PM
Trust me...DON'T DO IT!!!!
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:03 PM
Why chicken out? What's the worst thing that can happen?

a) she never replies
b) she replies "**** off creep"
c) she replies with an insincere "hey"

Roll the dice man!
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:04 PM
that is a mighty fine looking Feline! ;)


PS...Yo slick what did you chicken out?

Thought we were going to have a losers dual! :texan:

I didn't realize the tournament was starting next week. Time is flying for
me right now. GAK!
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:04 PM
Trust me...DON'T DO IT!!!!

Speaking from experience?
Sooner24
6/30/2006, 10:05 PM
Boy if that doesn't look like a STD waiting to happen I don't know what does.
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:06 PM
OMG...you serious?

http://myspace-743.vo.llnwd.net/00813/34/72/813192743_l.jpg



Caption for this image?


TWO FORMS OF PU**Y
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:07 PM
TWO FORMS OF PU**Y

one definitely better than the other.
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:08 PM
Understood! I don't think your backside has fully recovered from HSKRGRL, I understand! I feel I got hosed! There is no way I can win against SoonerSid the Homerism will run rampant! I do have the last Fark, that is the only thing I have in my favor. It will have to be a slam dunk on my behalf. I think if I can get by the first rounf I can make some noise.
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:09 PM
Years ago, a buddy shows me some pictures he's taken. One is of his
sister (20-something year old sister) and her cat. I used that line, he
about puked.
slickdawg
6/30/2006, 10:10 PM
Understood! I don't think your backside has fully recovered from HSKRGRL, I understand! I feel I got hosed! There is no way I can win against SoonerSid the Homerism will run rampant! I do have the last Fark, that is the only thing I have in my favor. It will have to be a slam dunk on my behalf. I think if I can get by the first rounf I can make some noise.

My butt cheeks are still red and tender from the azz-whoopin' that Hskrgrl
put on me.

:D
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:11 PM
Why chicken out? What's the worst thing that can happen?

a) she never replies
b) she replies "**** off creep"
c) she replies with an insincere "hey"

Roll the dice man!

I know it will be sincere, we left on good terms. But I would feel stalkerish contacting her, when I found her page honestly as I was looking for prospects to cheat on my girl with. :D
oumartin
6/30/2006, 10:20 PM
Turk has wood for a Cat! :eek:
Scott D
6/30/2006, 10:24 PM
despite what slick says, the past is the past man. It's easy to agonize over contacting an old girlfriend, but it's probably best to remember that there was a reason she is an ex.
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:25 PM
Turk has wood for a Cat! :eek:

:mad:
Mongo
6/30/2006, 10:27 PM
I went to UNT, and if she loves the oddities of life(and if you dont) she will be lost forevar. If a tiny string of compatability remained between you two before college, UNT is the place to cut that string.
oumartin
6/30/2006, 10:30 PM
it was just a goof NT.. you make me feel better ;)
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:31 PM
you make me feel better ;)

I didn't need to hear that.
oumartin
6/30/2006, 10:39 PM
wanna play legos?
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:40 PM
wanna play legos?


NO!!!?!?!??
Mongo
6/30/2006, 10:44 PM
it was just a goof NT.. you make me feel better ;)

Any which way, I cant take you serious with that avatar.:D
oumartin
6/30/2006, 10:46 PM
hey NT, if you would nut up and sponsor you could have a larger avatar.
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:46 PM
it is a classic avatar. I can't believe he hasn't has his avatar taken away.
Mongo
6/30/2006, 10:48 PM
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Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:49 PM
hey NT, if you would nut up and sponsor you could have a larger avatar.

My avatar is plenty big. :D

My wife runs the finances in this family. She bitches about the amount of time I spend on "the hotline" as she calls it. I can't even imagine telling her I want to contribute to this website. I'll probably have to stop by the tailgate sometime and drop some cash in the kiddie.
setem
6/30/2006, 10:51 PM
Snuff the B****!

Then eat her....its the perfect crime! You boys got any TP?
noleamite
6/30/2006, 10:54 PM
Snuff the B****!

Then eat her....its the perfect crime! You boys got any TP?

Wow..Isnt eating people a felony in most states?
oumartin
6/30/2006, 10:55 PM
well my keeper does our finances or lack thereof too and i hear about it every month.
Newbomb Turk
6/30/2006, 10:57 PM
well my keeper does our too and i hear about it every month.

eat people :confused:
Okla-homey
7/1/2006, 06:46 AM
http://www.myspace.com/nataliereddell


YWIA!!

No offense intended, remember you asked us. IMHO the young woman featured on the above page has obviously declined into skankage and you're better off without her. :eek:
VeeJay
7/1/2006, 07:09 AM
That Natalie chick is finishing law school????

At 21, stays drunk and horny and works in a daycare, to boot?

Wow - she's busy!
OUHOMER
7/1/2006, 07:54 AM
why dont i just email her the link to this thread.. that way she will contact you. Yea thats the best way
SeattleOUstudent
7/1/2006, 08:22 AM
Sounds like if you get a couple beers goin, she is all yours!


...perfect!
bri
7/1/2006, 08:28 AM
Message her and see if she wants to hook up. Then, stick it in her pooper.

Not really, I just wanted to be the first idiot to make a "stick it in her pooper" joke in a thread for once. I'm so proud.
VeeJay
7/1/2006, 08:33 AM
May take more than just a couple of beers.

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/279/279949/pages/734728/diamond5.jpg
OUHOMER
7/1/2006, 08:59 AM
oh yea, we got to email her the link now. Because if she replies in a positive way. well your in...:eek:
OUinFLA
7/1/2006, 09:16 AM
Im confused, is the Nat link the actual girl the thread is about, or just some crak-ho that Gandolf found in his usual daily rounds of searching for a meaningful internet relationship ?
Gandalf_The_Grey
7/1/2006, 12:03 PM
Actually I was drinking and I put one of my g'fs friends up here so yeah...ummm I got in trouble..so please don't send her the link :P
Sooner_Bob
7/1/2006, 12:11 PM
heh
OUinFLA
7/1/2006, 08:03 PM
Actually I was drinking and I put one of my g'fs friends up here so yeah...ummm I got in trouble..so please send her the link :P


done
YWIA
HskrGrl
7/1/2006, 10:29 PM
My butt cheeks are still red and tender from the azz-whoopin' that Hskrgrl
put on me.

:D
You liked it! ;)

Noleamite, if you were cruisin myspace looking for someone to cheat on your girl with you should probably do the gentlemanly thing and just break up with your gf! If you want to cheat on her why are you still with her in the first place? :confused:

AFTER you break up with your girl then go ahead and contact your old ex. If nothing else it will just remind you of why she's an ex. At best she responds with "Let's hook up and you can stick it in my pooper!" Either way you probably won't want anything to do with her after the first time you meet up.
BTW, I have had a little to drink tonight so I am not responsible for any incidents that occur as a result of my advice.