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Herr Scholz
6/29/2006, 09:11 AM
Pretty funny.


Ted Nugent was being interviewed by a French journalist. The
journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is, in the mind of
a deer, before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are
you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All
they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next', and 'can I run fast
enough to get away'. They are very much like the French in that regard."
Sooner in Tampa
6/29/2006, 09:13 AM
Spek to Nugent for that zinger
Hamhock
6/29/2006, 09:18 AM
Teddy shouldn't be throwing any rocks when it comes to running away.
Jimminy Crimson
6/29/2006, 09:18 AM
:dean: and Nugent play chainsaw games together.

TED FOR PRESIDENT!
picasso
6/29/2006, 09:29 AM
Uncle Teddy ain't all there. and that interview was posted here a while back.
crawfish
6/29/2006, 09:30 AM
It IS funny, tho. :)
Herr Scholz
6/29/2006, 09:31 AM
Uncle Teddy ain't all there. and that interview was posted here a while back.
Way to kill my buzz. ;) Here I thought I was being all informative like.
slickdawg
6/29/2006, 09:32 AM
Man lands on the moon.

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70353&highlight=ted+nugent
picasso
6/29/2006, 09:33 AM
Way to kill my buzz. ;) Here I thought I was being all informative like.
it's a really long interview. basically, Ted likes meat, sex, and is a right winger. that's about it.
Hamhock
6/29/2006, 09:34 AM
it's a really long interview. basically, Ted likes meat, sex, and is a right winger. that's about it.


and reportedly a draft dodger.
Jimminy Crimson
6/29/2006, 09:34 AM
it's a really long interview. basically, Ted likes meat, sex, and is a right winger. that's about it.

Guns, too. And killing schtuff.
picasso
6/29/2006, 09:38 AM
and reportedly a draft dodger.
yes, that too. but didn't everybody famous back then dodge the draft? even the great Al Gore got an office job.
Hamhock
6/29/2006, 09:50 AM
office job

vs



According to a July 15, 1990 interview for the Detroit Free Press, Nugent described how he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War: He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with excrement and stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. His quote: “ but if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed, , or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes… I would have killed everybody.”
Frozen Sooner
6/29/2006, 09:51 AM
Yeah! If it hadn't been for me totally being a disgusting piece of crap specifically so I could avoid military service, I would have TOTALLY kicked ***!
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:04 AM
and reportedly a draft dodger.


Where have you been? You can't be a badass republican w/o being a full-fledged coward when it matters most.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 10:27 AM
Where have you been? You can't be a badass republican w/o being a full-fledged coward when it matters most.


Nice blanket statement. I don't mind a week off for telling you to go Fock yourself.
Sooner in Tampa
6/29/2006, 10:28 AM
Where have you been? You can't be a badass republican w/o being a full-fledged coward when it matters most.NICE...were you born a dick or did you have to work at it!
Frozen Sooner
6/29/2006, 10:29 AM
Was the Nuge born a person with feces and urine caking his body, or did he have to work on saying he'd kill hippies who actually served?
Sooner in Tampa
6/29/2006, 10:31 AM
Was the Nuge born a person with feces and urine caking his body, or did he have to work on saying he'd kill hippies who actually served?I haven't seen anybody condone the Nuge's antics to get out of going to Vietnam...so the coward comment was uncalled for.
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:35 AM
Personal attacks - 2

convincing rebuttals - 0

US presidents that dodged the draft and wore flight suits - 1



it's a headscratcher, I know
Dio
6/29/2006, 10:39 AM
Where have you been? You can't be a badass republican w/o being a full-fledged coward when it matters most.

Yeah, I'm sure no Republicans went to 'nam at all. :rolleyes:
Condescending Sooner
6/29/2006, 10:42 AM
Personal attacks - 2

convincing rebuttals - 0

US presidents that dodged the draft and wore flight suits - 1



it's a headscratcher, I know

And what war did your boy Clinton serve in?
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:43 AM
yeah, but they all had viagra and cocaine




what does everyone expect, this is a thread about draft dodging maggot that disses France for, well being France and it was started by a whorn. Bad things, very bad things
Sooner in Tampa
6/29/2006, 10:44 AM
Personal attacks - 2

convincing rebuttals - 0

US presidents that dodged the draft and wore flight suits - 1



it's a headscratcher, I knowYour chicken$hit smart@ss remark doesn't deserve a rebuttal. You accomplished what you want...now you kind find another thread to f*&k up somewhere else.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 10:48 AM
yeah, but they all had viagra and cocaine




what does everyone expect, this is a thread about draft dodging maggot that disses France for, well being France and it was started by a whorn. Bad things, very bad things


That included a blanket statement that covers a good many of the posters on this board.

I repeat, go F*ck yourself. Don't call me a coward. Don't call anyone else on here a coward. Do you even know any of the people on here? Call Nugent what you want. Call Bush what you want. Just don't make a blanket statement about me. There have been some baneings this week and I am more than happy to join the group if it means I take an asshat like you with me.
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:51 AM
And what war did your boy Clinton serve in?

Well, he was in that war called: raised by a single parent in rural Arkansas to single handedly gain entry into an Ivy League school and become a Rhodes Scholar attending Oxford after Yale.

Then you have ol' cocaine and draft dodger-barely graduating from where daddy got you accepted.


One seems like a boot strapper, and one seems like a complete muppet.

Wait a minute, what was the question?
TheHumanAlphabet
6/29/2006, 10:52 AM
Personal attacks - 2

convincing rebuttals - 0

US presidents that dodged the draft and wore flight suits - 1



it's a headscratcher, I know

Bad Post Reported.
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:53 AM
That included a blanket statement that covers a good many of the posters on this board.

I repeat, go F*ck yourself. Don't call me a coward. Don't call anyone else on here a coward. Do you even know any of the people on here? Call Nugent what you want. Call Bush what you want. Just don't make a blanket statement about me. There have been some baneings this week and I am more than happy to join the group if it means I take an asshat like you with me.

Cry me a freakin river. It was a joke, good lawd, or maybe for you, personally, it hit a little close to home.


Whatever the case, deal with it.
Sooner in Tampa
6/29/2006, 10:54 AM
yeah, but they all had viagra and cocaine

That remark is even more classless than your first. I hope someday that you actually talk to a Vietnam Vet (who happens to be Republican) and say something like that. Nobody will feel sorry for your lame @$$!!
Scott D
6/29/2006, 10:55 AM
I want to see the memo where it was declared that Beet was a badass, because I'm disputing that :D
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 10:57 AM
I want to see the memo where it was declared that Beet was a badass, because I'm disputing that :D


Apparently the sarcasm meter is temporarily disabled.
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 11:01 AM
That remark is even more classless than your first. I hope someday that you actually talk to a Vietnam Vet (who happens to be Republican) and say something like that. Nobody will feel sorry for your lame @$$!!

You are right for stating that. However, I was not directing my comments toward ALL (R). It was badass repubs (you know the most prominent, in the media, etc.

I have never in my life said or thought anything negative concerning the service of a Vietnam Vet.
IB4OU2
6/29/2006, 11:13 AM
IBTL
BoomerJack
6/29/2006, 11:15 AM
Nugent's comment about deer and our French friends makes me think that he and Ann Coulter were separated at birth.
Petro-Sooner
6/29/2006, 11:16 AM
That Ted Nugent sure does make some good music.
TheHumanAlphabet
6/29/2006, 11:28 AM
I applaud Nugent's response to the assanine Surrender Monkey's question.

I hope they printed his answer in their surrender monkey publication...
Scott D
6/29/2006, 11:30 AM
Nugent's comment about deer and our French friends makes me think that he and Ann Coulter were separated at birth.

ok the truth must come out..Nuge bedded Ann Coulter's mother after a concert.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 11:32 AM
Cry me a freakin river. It was a joke, good lawd, or maybe for you, personally, it hit a little close to home.


Whatever the case, deal with it.


I must have missed the smiley that went with your post. Face it, you were not intending that as a joke at all and when called on it, you run. No wonder you are in this thread. The shoe fits.

And while it is none of your business, I tried to sign up three times with medical conditions DQ'ing me each time.

The only thing I have to deal with, and that the board has to deal with, is you being a dumbass.
Howzit
6/29/2006, 11:34 AM
I must have missed the smiley that went with your post. Face it, you were not intending that as a joke at all and when called on it, you run. No wonder you are in this thread. The shoe fits.

And while it is none of your business, I tried to sign up three times with medical conditions DQ'ing me each time.

The only thing I have to deal with, and that the board has to deal with, is you being a dumbass.

You want dumbass? All the people that voted for only critical_phil in our Fark Board tennis match. THAT'S dumbass.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 11:35 AM
You are right for stating that. However, I was not directing my comments toward ALL (R). It was badass repubs (you know the most prominent, in the media, etc.

I have never in my life said or thought anything negative concerning the service of a Vietnam Vet.


Maybe you need to be a little bit more clear in your posts. You are backpeddling now that you've been called out. I think we know who the coward is.
Howzit
6/29/2006, 11:36 AM
Maybe you need to be a little bit more clear in your posts. You are backpeddling now that you've been called out. I think we know who the coward is.

Don't you be ignoring me, boy.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 11:38 AM
I want to see the memo where it was declared that Beet was a badass REPUBLICAN, because I'm disputing that :D


You left off that bit. I don't know how one becomes a badass republican. I'm not sure what dumbass' definition of badass republican really is. I would probably rank Dean up higher than me in the badass republican scale. I can only assume that Rubicon is a troll. LAS perhaps?
Howzit
6/29/2006, 11:38 AM
Hello?
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 11:38 AM
I must have missed the smiley that went with your post. Face it, you were not intending that as a joke at all and when called on it, you run. No wonder you are in this thread. The shoe fits.

And while it is none of your business, I tried to sign up three times with medical conditions DQ'ing me each time.

The only thing I have to deal with, and that the board has to deal with, is you being a dumbass.


I'm sorry, you're right, I was calling every republican in the history of the United States a coward.




Ask your mom, maybe she'll explain it to you
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 11:40 AM
Don't you be ignoring me, boy.


How could I ignore you? I, for one, did not vote for C_P. Come to think of it, I didn't vote at all.
XingTheRubicon
6/29/2006, 11:40 AM
Maybe you need to be a little bit more clear in your posts. You are backpeddling now that you've been called out. I think we know who the coward is.

Maybe it's your lack of frontpeddling....
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 12:02 PM
Ask my mom next time you do her, maybe she'll explain it to you


Will do.
Scott D
6/29/2006, 12:39 PM
You left off that bit. I don't know how one becomes a badass republican. I'm not sure what dumbass' definition of badass republican really is. I would probably rank Dean up higher than me in the badass republican scale. I can only assume that Rubicon is a troll. LAS perhaps?

don't duck me man....I'm centering on the badass part of the statement...your political leanings mean little to me :D
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 12:43 PM
don't duck me man....I'm centering on the badass part of the statement...your political leanings mean little to me :D


Fine. I'll meet you. In the ring. One arm tied behind my back. :D
Scott D
6/29/2006, 12:46 PM
Fine. I'll meet you. In the ring. One arm tied behind my back. :D

makes it easier to rip that arm off to beat your carcass to a pulp with :D
crawfish
6/29/2006, 12:46 PM
I'm a badass moderate.

And don't you forget it.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 12:49 PM
makes it easier to rip that arm off to beat your carcass to a pulp with :D


Whatever you say, soccer boy. :D
Scott D
6/29/2006, 12:58 PM
Whatever you say, soccer boy. :D

http://scottk.i8.com/rock.jpg

Bring it! :D
JohnnyMack
6/29/2006, 01:58 PM
This thread is ghey. Gheyer than :dean: and 1tc watching Sophie's Choice on the couch sharing a dove bar ghey.
C&CDean
6/29/2006, 02:02 PM
This thread is ghey. Gheyer than :dean: and 1tc watching Sophie's Choice on the couch sharing a dove bar ghey.

Well it is now.

Ted rocks. Funny how the guys who wanna suck off Bill Clinton are all up in arms and calling Ted a draft dodger.

And Ted couldn't hang with me for 10 minutes in the woods - equally armed. He's got freaking bows that cost more than my entire firearm collection.
JohnnyMack
6/29/2006, 02:05 PM
And Ted couldn't hang with me for 10 minutes in the woods - equally armed. He's got freaking bows that cost more than my entire firearm collection.

I've seen Deliverance. I believe you.
C&CDean
6/29/2006, 02:18 PM
I've seen Deliverance. I believe you.

And you should, Ned.
JohnnyMack
6/29/2006, 02:20 PM
And you should, Ned.

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OKC Sooner
6/29/2006, 02:38 PM
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IB4OU2
6/29/2006, 02:42 PM
Well it is now.

Ted rocks. Funny how the guys who wanna suck off Bill Clinton are all up in arms and calling Ted a draft dodger.

And Ted couldn't hang with me for 10 minutes in the woods - equally armed. He's got freaking bows that cost more than my entire firearm collection.

He also pays quite a bit (I'm sure) to fling arrows at those scrawny a** Texas deer but I like the fact he promotes gun ownership and hunting.
BeetDigger
6/29/2006, 03:04 PM
I've lived Deliverance. I believe you.


:rolleyes:
picasso
6/29/2006, 06:20 PM
Where have you been? You can't be a badass republican w/o being a full-fledged coward when it matters most.
you're not being serious are you? the chickenhawk stuff is such bs.
MOST hawks have served, and served well.

a guy from my high school and a future senator is a big time hawk. and he flew jets in desert storm.