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JohnnyMack
6/28/2006, 10:12 PM
Cement shoes in the river?

Chop 'em up and cook 'em in the chili?

Anyone got Tony Soprano's number handy?
SoonerInKCMO
6/28/2006, 10:14 PM
Dean's place.
Octavian
6/28/2006, 10:20 PM
need to find ya a pigfarm.

Kansas has a few.
OUinFLA
6/28/2006, 10:28 PM
put em in a wheel chair near the beach in St. Pete.
SoonerInKCMO
6/28/2006, 10:29 PM
Tell OJ the guy was doin' OJ's woman.
OUinFLA
6/28/2006, 10:30 PM
Tell OJ it is his woman
picasso
6/28/2006, 10:32 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/900000/images/_904728_brick_150.jpg
Octavian
6/28/2006, 10:36 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/900000/images/_904728_brick_150.jpg

that guy knows about the pigs :D
walkoffsooner
6/29/2006, 07:09 AM
Wood chipper
White House Boy
6/29/2006, 07:16 AM
Curare, 50 gallons of honey, and a cow pasture full of fire ants.



















Not that I would know, or anything....
crawfish
6/29/2006, 07:49 AM
Obligatory "Frozen's disposer" post.
sooner_born_1960
6/29/2006, 07:52 AM
I break with thee. I break with thee. I break with thee. Then throw dog poop on her shoes.

Never mind. I put this in the wrong thread, and SoonerRon beat me to it in the other one.
IB4OU2
6/29/2006, 07:58 AM
put em in a wheel chair near the beach in St. Pete.

I was stuck there for few days myself........:D
12
6/29/2006, 08:27 AM
I've thought about this before. Would it really be that difficult to hide a body? There are millions of rural places that would suffice. A medium-depth grave would probably be best, though chopping and burning could be effective if you own land. Throwing it in a lake or river has to be about the worst thing to do.

It always amazes me that so many bodies are found.

Good morning, everyone.:)
IronSooner
6/29/2006, 08:31 AM
Step 1: Pigs
Step 2: Chop up the pigs
Step 3: Burn the pigs
Step 4: Mix the remains into concrete
Step 5: Use the concrete to pour a foundation for a cabin in the woods
Taxman71
6/29/2006, 08:41 AM
Monster Joe's Truck and Tow salvage yard. Ask for the Wolf.
slickdawg
6/29/2006, 08:43 AM
Get a 55 gallon steel drum, cut 'em up, put 'em in the drum, fill with cement,
drop it off in a deep lake or in the ocean. I'd also suggest busting out all
of ther teeth and torch their fingerprints just in case.
IB4OU2
6/29/2006, 08:53 AM
I've thought about this before. Would it really be that difficult to hide a body? There are millions of rural places that would suffice. A medium-depth grave would probably be best, though chopping and burning could be effective if you own land. Throwing it in a lake or river has to be about the worst thing to do.

It always amazes me that so many bodies are found.

Good morning, everyone.:)

About a decade ago I was hunting out on some land in western OK. I never met the owner but I had permission to hunt there from a relative. On this land there were brushpiles bulldozed and burned everywhere. At the time the owners wife came up missing for a few months and no one knew what happened to her. A month or so later I heard that they found her chopped up and charred remains in one of those brushpiles. :eek:

The owner is now in prison for life.
IronSooner
6/29/2006, 09:03 AM
It never fails to amaze me how they find people like that. Wouldn't expect to find anybody in that state out in the woods. Which is why you gotta either dig a really deep hole (suspicious) or mix them into something else less obvious and then do something with it.
JohnnyMack
6/29/2006, 09:26 AM
My funny little copycat thread has turned quite scary all of a sudden.

Freaks.
jeremy885
6/29/2006, 09:26 AM
Doesn't lime work?
GDC
6/29/2006, 09:48 AM
Leave it intact and let them find it to send a message.
olevetonahill
6/29/2006, 01:41 PM
Sheesh bunch of amateurs . Take the carcass to Deans ,Place said body UNDER all the dead horses and cows . ;)
C&CDean
6/29/2006, 01:59 PM
I do have places on my property that a body would never be found. Well unless somebody came looking/digging/etc. There's only one road in, and one road out. A couple of nice canyons, ponds, creeks, and very thick woods.

Shorty (the gelding) is no more. Well, I did find his skull in pieces about 50 yards from where I dumped him. And we're talking a 1400 pound horse. A 180 pound body? pffffft. Never find it.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/29/2006, 02:01 PM
Oh, crap.
Viking Kitten
6/29/2006, 02:08 PM
I do have places on my property that a body would never be found. Well unless somebody came looking/digging/etc. There's only one road in, and one road out. A couple of nice canyons, ponds, creeks, and very thick woods.

Shorty (the gelding) is no more. Well, I did find his skull in pieces about 50 yards from where I dumped him. And we're talking a 1400 pound horse. A 180 pound body? pffffft. Never find it.

I am curiously aroused.
C&CDean
6/29/2006, 02:13 PM
I am curiously aroused.

Is it the dead animals, or the dead people? Cause you know like one is a victim, the other is a non-consenting equine......

And let me know when we need to dispose of croc boy.
Viking Kitten
6/29/2006, 02:20 PM
And let me know when we need to dispose of croc boy.

Nah. They always blame the wife. And the crocs give me motive.
olevetonahill
6/29/2006, 02:44 PM
I do have places on my property that a body would never be found. Well unless somebody came looking/digging/etc. There's only one road in, and one road out. A couple of nice canyons, ponds, creeks, and very thick woods.

Shorty (the gelding) is no more. Well, I did find his skull in pieces about 50 yards from where I dumped him. And we're talking a 1400 pound horse. A 180 pound body? pffffft. Never find it.
Trudat , same here Theres and old hand dug well way back in the woods on my place , But its getting kinda full