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Ike
6/28/2006, 10:16 AM
In the event that it happens, I just wanted to let you all know that I hate every single one of you with every fiber of my being.

If it does not come to pass, I retract the above statement :D


West Nile mosquito pool found at Fermilab

Beacon News Staff

Mosquitoes recovered from a pool at Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory in Batavia have tested positive for West Nile Virus, marking the fourth positive mosquito pool found in the county this year, the Kane County Health Department announced Tuesday.

The other three batches that tested positive were recovered from Aurora, Elgin and West Dundee. No birds have tested positive for the virus, and no human cases have been identified in Kane County this year.

"We know the West Nile virus is in our county, and regardless where a person lives or works, residents should be taking precautions to reduce their risk of exposure," said Fred Carlson, director of environmental health.

West Nile virus is transmitted through the bite of a mosquito that has picked up the virus by feeding on an infected bird.

Most people with the virus have no clinical symptoms of illness, but some might become ill three to 14 days after being bitten by an infected mosquito.

for those that don't know, this is where I live.

Hoosier Dynasty
6/28/2006, 10:20 AM
I'm not worried until you get infected.

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2006, 10:23 AM
just so you know, i sent those mosquitoes up there.....

Howzit
6/28/2006, 10:24 AM
and Mjcpr had sex with them to infect them...

Ike
6/28/2006, 10:26 AM
just so you know, i sent those mosquitoes up there.....
I knew it was you...

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2006, 10:27 AM
what can i say, you're on the list

Beef
6/28/2006, 10:27 AM
and Mjcpr had sex with them to infect them...
:rcmad: MOSQUITO HUMPER!!!!:rcmad:

slickdawg
6/28/2006, 10:27 AM
Mosquitos that bite me usually die.

Howzit
6/28/2006, 10:29 AM
I knew it was you...


what can i say, you're on the list

Yeah, let Lil and Rhino try and bring you back from THAT!

crawfish
6/28/2006, 10:30 AM
Mosquitos that bite me usually die.

Mosquito 3: The Revenge

OCUDad
6/28/2006, 10:55 AM
Don't be so melodramatic, Ike. Mosquitoes prefer folks with a little meat on their bones to scrawny-a$$ physicists. You are safe.

Tear Down This Wall
6/28/2006, 11:33 AM
Batavia's a small, third world country. Send Bono, Sting, and a few million in U.S. aid dollars and everything will be fine. Lockbox can make a movie about it that blames Strategery for the whole affair.

IB4OU2
6/28/2006, 11:41 AM
and Mjcpr had sex with them to infect them...

So swarms of infected and sexually unsatisfied mosquitoe's are just outside where you work? :eek:

Ike
6/28/2006, 12:01 PM
So swarms of infected and sexually unsatisfied mosquitoe's are just outside where you work? :eek:


and live...


by the way, I've spent much of the morning rounding these mosquitos up and putting them in little baggies that will be mailed to all of you.

Merry Christmas!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA





(to the NSA innerwebwatchers, I'm only kidding)

OU4LIFE
6/28/2006, 12:23 PM
Mosquitos that bite me usually die.

but that is stage three.

First they are immediatly drunk AND stoned....then they become nauseated...then die.

OU4LIFE
6/28/2006, 12:24 PM
oh, and herpes....they get herpes.

GottaHavePride
6/28/2006, 12:44 PM
Batavia? Is that near Bratislava?

Ike
6/28/2006, 01:38 PM
Batavia? Is that near Bratislava?


in the astronomical sense, yup

GDC
6/28/2006, 01:40 PM
I wonder if the helicopter sized mosquitos up where Froz lives are carrying that virus yet.

soonersponge
6/28/2006, 02:02 PM
Join the ban hammer club.

SoCaliSooner
6/28/2006, 02:08 PM
You deserved it...sponge boy.....





Tom of Finland

Ike
6/28/2006, 02:11 PM
You deserved it...sponge boy.....





Tom of Finland


great first post.

soonersponge
6/28/2006, 02:13 PM
Are you a fan of Tom of Finland, IKE?