View Full Version : Mel Brooks is 80 today
Okla-homey
6/28/2006, 07:03 AM
Happy Birthday you magnificent bastage. Thanks for the laughs.
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Vaevictis
6/28/2006, 07:39 AM
What hump?
Tiptonsooner
6/28/2006, 07:43 AM
I think that is Lee Corso's brother...
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 07:55 AM
I give it up to my avatar!
Okla-homey
6/28/2006, 08:11 AM
I didn't get a "harumph" outta that guy!
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 08:13 AM
YOU WATCH YOUR A$$!
crawfish
6/28/2006, 08:16 AM
Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big?
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 08:21 AM
FOOLED YOUUUUU!!!!
Norm In Norman
6/28/2006, 08:32 AM
Blazing Saddles is on sale for $5.99 at best buy.
TopDaugIn2000
6/28/2006, 08:33 AM
Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies.
One of my good friends was the Art Director too :)
Taxman71
6/28/2006, 08:51 AM
It's good to be the king.
BeetDigger
6/28/2006, 08:51 AM
I need to go see Producer Producer just because Mel produced it.
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 08:54 AM
Water my a$$...get this guy some Pepto Bismol!
Happy birthday, Mel. I forgive you for Robin Hood: Men In Tights. :D
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 09:02 AM
Did you say Abe Lincoln?
TUSooner
6/28/2006, 09:05 AM
Mel deserves a laurel and hearty handshake.
picasso
6/28/2006, 09:16 AM
anyone ever see the documentary on Sid Caesar? Brooks, along with Woody Allen, Neil Simon and others were his writers. it's good stuff.
Caesar was a big guy and a bully at times. Brooks said one night he hit Caesar in a bar and Caesar just looked at him and said "I shall let him him live."
heh.
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 09:24 AM
Let us bless him with readings from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke...and DUCK!
GottaHavePride
6/28/2006, 12:34 PM
Someone's gotta go back and get a ****load of dimes!
Octavian
6/28/2006, 12:54 PM
I've got the same combination on my luggage...
"I give you the fifteen -- clunk, crash -- er, ten commandments!"
Pricetag
6/28/2006, 01:06 PM
I thought RH: MiT was pretty good.
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 06:54 PM
Soooo Princess Vespa...at last I have you in my clutches...to have my way with you...the way I want to.
No, leave me alone.
No, you are mine.
Not so fast Helmet.
LONE STAR!
Yes it's me...I'm here to save my girlfriend...hiya honey.
Now you are going to die...psssst...
aaah....ohhhh....
Hey...what'd you do to my friend?
The same thing I'm going to do to you big boy....psssst....and you too...pssst...
aaaah...ohhhh...
Sooo Princess Vespa...at last we are alone....
No...no...I hate you I hate you leave me alone...but yet, I find you strangely attractive...
Of course you do...Druish princesses are always attracted to money and power...and I have both...and you know it....
No, leave me alone....
No, kiss me....
No, yes, no, yes, no, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhh....your helmet is sooooo biggggg....
Mel Brooks ceased doing anything funny after about 1975.
KC//CRIMSON
6/28/2006, 07:12 PM
Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?!!!
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 07:12 PM
Mel Brooks ceased doing anything funny after about 1975.
Excuse me? I beg to differ. When's the last time you saw Spaceballs or History of the World?
Okla-homey
6/28/2006, 07:21 PM
The thing about Blazing Saddles is this; if that film were made today, with its plot and dialogue, there would be theaters burned and massive protests. Frankly, I think ol' Mel did us all a favor by putting it all out there on table so we could laugh about ourselves and our irrational prejudices.
OCUDad
6/28/2006, 07:28 PM
"Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo like candy."
Pure. comedy. gold.
Excuse me? I beg to differ. When's the last time you saw Spaceballs or History of the World?
Spaceballs, seemed corney to me, thumbs down. To each his own.
History of the World has been awhile. Did that have Gregory Hines as a eununc with a big shlong?
GottaHavePride
6/28/2006, 08:05 PM
Spaceballs, seemed corney to me, thumbs down. To each his own.
History of the World has been awhile. Did that have Gregory Hines as a eununc with a big shlong?
Yes. It was supposed to be Richard Pryor until he set himself on fire. Or something.
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 08:49 PM
He's a eunuch...
He's definitely a eunuch...
He's dead....
Yes. It was supposed to be Richard Pryor until he set himself on fire. Or something.
Richard Pryor would have worked better than Hines in that part.
Pryor was never quite the same after the fire incident. He seemed to play roles thereafter as if he was in fear of someone jumping out and scaring him.
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 09:12 PM
Allow me to introduce to you Dr. Phillip Schlotkins...the finest nose job surgeon in all the universe...and Beverly Hills.
BeetDigger
6/28/2006, 09:36 PM
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on? I hired you to lay some track, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 09:37 PM
And we can't forget the Les Miles "Let er Rip" scene around the campfire.
How bout some more beans Mr. Taggert?
They said you was hung!
And they was RIGHT!
RIP, Cleavon. :(
SoonerStormchaser
6/28/2006, 09:39 PM
Counting down....
10...9...8...6...
6...what happened to 7?
Just kidding!
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