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Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/27/2006, 03:59 PM
So I take it to the mechanic with sweat rolling down my face because it is hotter than hell and the A/C won't work.

The guy comes out and says everything is working fine. Sure enough, I get in the car and the a/c has never blown harder.

bastard car, making me look stupid.
Hamhock
6/27/2006, 03:59 PM
Make sure the leever is turned to the blue dots, not the red dots.

ywia
Scott D
6/27/2006, 04:00 PM
no, possessed is when you have a vehicle that when you go to jump it because it has a dead battery, continues to try to turn over after you have turned off the ignition and are holding the keys in your hand.


damn, I miss my Bronco.

and no it wasn't a white bronco you smartasses. :D
Newbomb Turk
6/27/2006, 04:02 PM
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IB4OU2
6/27/2006, 04:03 PM
bastard car, making me look stupid.

My cars never made me look stupid........I could always do that on my own. :O
Hoosier Dynasty
6/27/2006, 04:04 PM
No, possessed is your car's interior lights going on and off by themselves, even when the car is off and the locks engaging and disengaging the same way.

Turned out to be a short in the passenger door lock relay.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/27/2006, 04:09 PM
I was going to SoonerBBall's bday party a few months ago. I'm in BFE at midnight and the headlights just turned off. WTF? So I pull into a neighborhood and realize it's the automatic lights that have gone out, so I turned them on manually and drove to his party.
SoonerInKCMO
6/27/2006, 04:12 PM
Is this where I make a snide "Hah, GM car!" remark?

;)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/27/2006, 04:15 PM
Well, I've had it 9 years and it has served me well, so whatever.
TopDaugIn2000
6/27/2006, 04:18 PM
it's like when you take a sick kid to the doctor. they are all of a suden FINE once you get there
SeattleOUstudent
6/27/2006, 04:18 PM
Dad used to say "never drive a car that starts with P unless its a Porsche"
achiro
6/27/2006, 04:20 PM
Mine takes off really fast from a stop pretty much every time. It actually slows down very quickly as well...actually all cars do this so when I'm driving so they must all be possessed.
Jimminy Crimson
6/27/2006, 04:28 PM
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would happen to me, but...


So I take it to the mechanic with sweat rolling down my face because it is hotter than hell and the A/C won't work.

The guy comes out and...

Love,
SBSB

:cool:
StoopTroup
6/27/2006, 04:30 PM
A very long time ago...I owned a Pinto.

I had broken off the shifter from slamming the gears so hard when I shifted.

I used a nut driver to shift with.

It was running a little rough and I had a friend, who was a very good mechanic, and when he opened up the distributor cap to see inside...the points were completely hammered flat and he said that there was logical way it should still be running.

We closed up the cap and i drove it for a week and sold the car for $500...$400 more than I paid for it...:D
oumartin
6/27/2006, 04:51 PM
wheres the copycat thread?
StoopTroup
6/27/2006, 04:53 PM
My Bar? lol.
ChickSoonerFan
6/27/2006, 05:43 PM
SBSB...did you check the blinker fluid? Just to be sure?


Why do I think that is so funny? :O
slickdawg
6/27/2006, 05:45 PM
DUH! she just needs to oil the brakes.




;)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/27/2006, 10:06 PM
SBSB...did you check the blinker fluid? Just to be sure?


Why do I think that is so funny? :O I couldn't figure out where to put the blinker fluid. My blinkers operate with a stick thingie that sticks out of my steering wheel.:confused:
proud gonzo
6/27/2006, 10:41 PM
it goes in the cup holder, duh :rolleyes: