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StoopTroup
6/27/2006, 03:25 PM
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808556813/trailer
http://www.monsterjones.com/Kracken.jpg

VS.

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~diddykang/images/jack%20sparrow.JPG
GottaHavePride
6/27/2006, 04:15 PM
I can't freaking wait for this one.
NormanPride
6/27/2006, 04:29 PM
I am so scared this is going to suck.
GottaHavePride
6/27/2006, 04:35 PM
Keira Knightley's still in it, right? It can't be THAT bad, then. ;)
NormanPride
6/27/2006, 05:15 PM
Heh. I didn't think she looked good in the first one...
StoopTroup
6/27/2006, 08:14 PM
Yummy.

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/26/imageNYET15204261916.jpg
mrowl
6/27/2006, 08:15 PM
every 100 years or so, a few british women turn out good good. :D
GottaHavePride
6/27/2006, 08:17 PM
4.5 rawrs out of 5!
Vaevictis
6/27/2006, 08:19 PM
Actually, it's been getting progressively better over there ever since they started putting flouride in the water.
Widescreen
6/28/2006, 12:09 AM
http://www.homerize.com/framegrabs/9F15/fg_034.jpg

We must never forget...
Frozen Sooner
6/28/2006, 12:11 AM
I'd hit it.

And there's more than a few hot British women. When they make a good one, they do it right.

Kate Beckinsale
Elizabeth Hurley
Most of the Spice Girls (you'd hit it and you know it.)
SoonerProphet
6/28/2006, 11:47 AM
What's the matter brother, does the drought got you down?
(Open up the bomb shelter, sweep it on out)
Sing to the ocean in the afternoon haze,
Up the iron pillars, rise in the waves.

Andromeda is weeping. Inside one teardrop swims
Brave Useless in training less a millimeter thin.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
GET THE SACRIFICE ON!
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
GOOD GD Y'ALL!

Useless the Younger we pray for you.
You know we got your back in whatever you do.
Bathysphere bobbing in Eyeball Bay,
Black lash crashes, forty foot waves.

Cepheus is holding Cassiopeia's free hand
As the Kraken breaks the surface making bee-line to the land.

In Greek legend the son of Zeus and Danae
He and his mother was set adrift in a chest, but rescued by the intervention of Zeus. He was brought up by KING POLYDECTES,
Who, wishing to secure Danae, got rid of him by encouraging him
In the almost hopeless task of obtaining the head OF THE MEDUSA!
With the help of the gods he was successful, and with the head,
Which turned all that looked on it into stone, he rescued Andromeda
And later metamorphosed Polydectes and his guests to stone.
jeremy885
6/28/2006, 12:28 PM
I agree with this guy

http://web.mac.com/chismosa/iWeb/Site/Superchismosa%20Celebrity%20Gossip/F423144B-01DB-4D0D-A9AC-ECADF04BCCDF.html
NormanPride
6/28/2006, 12:40 PM
When she smiles I fear for my life. She looks like she's going to kill the next person she speaks to. That, and wispy blondes were never my bag.
crawfish
6/28/2006, 01:10 PM
I am so scared this is going to suck.

It's getting some EXCELLENT buzz.
crawfish
6/28/2006, 01:10 PM
I'm getting an EXCELLENT buzz.

Just wanted to beat somebody to it.
Czar Soonerov
6/28/2006, 01:13 PM
I thought this was gonna a Kingpin thread. :sad:

http://www.morphizm.com/images/billball.jpg

Big Earn!