AlbqSooner
6/25/2006, 12:19 PM
While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist met an Aggie riding
along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Ventriloquist: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?
Aggie: "Dog don’t talk.
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
Aggie is stunned...
Ventriloquist: "Is this Aggie your owner?" pointing at the Aggie.
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Aggie has a look of total disbelief.
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aggie: "That horse don’t talk."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Aggie again.
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
Aggie stares in utter amazement.
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aggie: "That sheep’s a big liar."
along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Ventriloquist: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?
Aggie: "Dog don’t talk.
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
Aggie is stunned...
Ventriloquist: "Is this Aggie your owner?" pointing at the Aggie.
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Aggie has a look of total disbelief.
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Aggie: "That horse don’t talk."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Aggie again.
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
Aggie stares in utter amazement.
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Aggie: "That sheep’s a big liar."