Obligatory innerweb poker thread

[bri]

I just registered for a freeroll on UltimateBet that starts in about 15 minutes or so, despite the fact that every instinct I have is telling me to go to bed already.

Maybe I'll get 7-2 on the opening hand and can move all-in. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

What's the name of the tourney?

[Scott D]

oh it's on like donkey kong ;)

[bri]

The TEC Freeroll.

I should be out of this thing fairly quickly. I can't remember the last time I played...

[Scott D]

what table you startin at chief?

[olevetonahill]

I just registered for a freeroll on UltimateBet that starts in about 15 minutes or so, despite the fact that every instinct I have is telling me to go to bed already.

Maybe I'll get 7-2 on the opening hand and can move all-in. :D
good luck
let us know how that works

[colleyvillesooner]

In!

[bri]

Heh...it's the second annual Happy Pants Invitational. ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

I'm at table 84 and I'm colleyvilleOU

[bri]

116.

You can tell I mean bidness 'cause I'm drinking a Shiner. :D

[bri]

Heh, colley's got a kamikaze at his table.

ALL IN!!!!!!

[colleyvillesooner]

Heh, colley's got a kamikaze at his table.

ALL IN!!!!!!

Yeah, that dude sucks. and he's gone :D.

What's you're screen name?

[Scott D]

table 28 here....and I've got the mp3 playlist rollin beyonces!

[colleyvillesooner]

SCREENNAMEES!!!

[bri]

DeclanMcManus.

Still waiting for that seven-deuce. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

DeclanMcManus.

Still waiting for that seven-deuce. :D

Just got that hand.

[bri]

LUCKY!!!!

[bri]

I think I'm gonna start referring to all poker hands in Sooner terms.

For example, I just folded Switzer-Jamelle offsuit. (K-4) ;)

[Scott D]

I'm enjoying my game of No Limit Fold'Em :D

[bri]

Heh, same here.

I LOVE getting blinded out. :D

[Scott D]

and bri's table has to be going 'WTF?!?!?!' by now :D

[colleyvillesooner]

Sooner hands. Awesome. That Nates line had me rolling.

[colleyvillesooner]

and bri's table has to be going 'WTF?!?!?!' by now :D

For sure.

Between aLL THE "MEH" "HEH"

[bri]

Just wait 'til I throw out a "gah". :D

[colleyvillesooner]

:gah:
:(

[bri]

I swear on the holy metal testicles of Optimus Prime, if I ever get anything halfway decent, I'm going DEATH BLOSSOM. :D

[Scott D]

woo moved to table 3

[bri]

Heh...almost to the Feature Table! Say 'hi' to Lon and Chad when you get there. ;)

[colleyvillesooner]

Ouch, burned by a pair of lady's. That bitch

[colleyvillesooner]

And I'm out. Too tired to pay attention anyways.

[Scott D]

colley burned by the bullets :(

[bri]

I HATE POKER!!!!!! :mad:

[colleyvillesooner]

colley burned by the bullets :(

Yeah, my 4's didn't stand a chance :D

Oh, well. I guess I'll let one of you two win :D

[bri]

DEATH BLOSSOM!!!!!

[colleyvillesooner]

YES!

[bri]

Desperation All-Ins:

1 for 1 :D

[colleyvillesooner]

Is it sad to fold when playing with fake money?

I check the yes box

[Scott D]

heh

I still haven't played a hand yet.

[bri]

It's not sad if you're trying to get ALL the fake money. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

HEH:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6770/table7ki.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[bri]

I've got the old-school Winged Eagle Belt slung over my shoulder. Seems to have turned my luck from "crappy" to "somewhat sucky". ;)

[Scott D]

clearly paying attention isn't your strong suit :D

[colleyvillesooner]

HEH:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/6770/table7ki.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TTT

[Scott D]

did I ever mention that having a mini fridge a right twist away from the computer desk is a great thing :D

[bri]

No, but it seems to be self-evident. :D

[colleyvillesooner]

Yeah, Salsa night in Addison Circle wore me out.

It's amazing how worn out you can get just sitting there drinking beer, with the occasional "Are you gonna dance with me" from the GF :D

[bri]

*whipped*

:P

[Scott D]

w u s s :D

[colleyvillesooner]

*whipped*

:P

If I would have danced, yes. :D

[Scott D]

oh darn I got frushed. :D

[bri]

Hooray! My second straight of the tourney makes it look like I'm actually WINNING or something...:D

[bri]

Dammit! Frushed! ;)

[yermom]

what the **** is a frush?

[bri]

Heh.

[bri]

My hold on second place at this table is SLIPPING....:D

[bri]

Well, tourney goal #1 has been accomplished: Make it to the first break. :D

[Scott D]

most boring thing ever...2 man sng :D

[bri]

Heh.

[bri]

DEATH BLOSSOM!!!!!!!

[bri]

BED, HERE I COME!!!!

[bri]

Heh, I'm the Matt Hardy of this freeroll.

I WILL NOT DIE!!!!!

[Scott D]

yay full tilt

[bri]

Mercefully, it ends. 447th place.

Good night, internets.