Drunkytown Tower...

[Flagstaffsooner]

This is FSoon niner-one-tree-one Whiskey, Help me GCA, I'm flying AFR!
http://www.brooks.af.mil/History/images/Collections/Hangar9%20web%20photos/jennies1918.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Flag...

Don't go camping...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yqMDu0ejM&search=drunk%20naked

NSFW

[Okla-homey]

FSoon niner-one-tree-one Whiskey this is Drunkytown tower. I read you 2x1, You're coming in broken and stupid. Repeat last request. Over.

[olevetonahill]

FSoon niner-one-tree-one Whiskey this is Drunkytown tower. I read you 2x1, You're coming in broken and stupid. Repeat last request. Over.
He said " holy **** wheres the field ?" :)

[Okla-homey]

FSoon niner-one-tree-one Whiskey this is Drunkytown tower. GCA knocks off at 1700 local. We're a VFR airfield until 0900 on Monday. I'm just cleaning up up here in the tower. If you had checked the IFR supp you'd know that a--hole. Wind is 180 at 6. Check wheels down and locked. Cleared to land RWY 16. Drunkytown tower good-night.

[Flagstaffsooner]

He said " holy **** wheres the field ?" :)Follow the lights, Olevet, you be high on glidepath.
http://users.volja.net/slo2004/slike/fullsize/LJLJ_02.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

FSoon niner-one-tree-one Whiskey this is Drunkytown tower. GCA knocks off at 1700 local. We're a VFR airfield until 0900 on Monday. I'm just cleaning up up here in the tower. If you had checked the IFR supp you'd know that a--hole. Wind is 180 at 6. Check wheels down and locked. Cleared to land RWY 16. Drunkytown tower good-night.I be flying AFR. Alcohol flight rules.

[StoopTroup]

Did they put that fire out yet?

[Flagstaffsooner]

Did they put that fire out yet?Which one?:O

[olevetonahill]

I be flying AFR. Alcohol flight rules.
Me to , but i just found a ,a,a, a cigerette on my puter desk . Im gonna smoke it and see if the field gets any closer ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Flag...

Don't go camping...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2yqMDu0ejM&search=drunk%20naked

NSFW:D

I'm not allowed to go camping. All the NF's are closed down.

[olevetonahill]

:D

I'm not allowed to go camping. All the NF's are closed down.
They would let you back in the woods if you were careful of your campfires :eek:

[Flagstaffsooner]

They would let you back in the woods if you were careful of your campfires :eek:The NF are sealed up tighter than ya butthole at an austin parade.:texan:

[critical_phil]

tower, this is c_p requesting a fly-by.......

[Flagstaffsooner]

tower, this is c_p requesting a fly-by.......c_p only if you drop slurry.

[critical_phil]

c_p only if you drop slurry.


if by slurry you mean my drawers.......IN!!!11!!!

[olevetonahill]

if by slurry you mean my drawers.......IN!!!11!!!
I think he wants us all to fly over the fires and pizz out the window ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

http://www.sover.net/~kenandeb/fire/plane.jpg

[critical_phil]

i rarely drink - like maybe 1-2 times/year.

mrs. c_p and the little criticals left for ft. lauderdale this a.m., so i'm here by myself until tuesday.

i stopped by the package store and picked up some woodchuck. 2 down, 4 to go. if that doesn't do the trick, i've got some wine up in the cabinet that's been there for about 2 yrs.........

[olevetonahill]

i rarely drink - like maybe 1-2 times/year.

mrs. c_p and the little criticals left for ft. lauderdale this a.m., so i'm here by myself until tuesday.

i stopped by the package store and picked up some woodchuck. 2 down, 4 to go. if that doesn't do the trick, i've got some wine up in the cabinet that's been there for about 2 yrs.........
You are gonna be SOOOOOOO sick you will upchuck the woodchucks and the wine :eek:
Welcome to the club :D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

http://www.sover.net/~kenandeb/fire/plane.jpg
Flag I dont think I can hold it long enough to drink a whole 12 pack :eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

Drunkytown tower.

NewbombTurk flight 1 heading for a crash landing!

[olevetonahill]

Drunkytown tower.

NewbombTurk flight 1 heading for a crash landing!
Oh no now we have to Pizz on the runway to make foam for NT :eek:
Bastage we are trying to fight a fire here ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm, on the ground.
http://www.nrairport.com/pics/aircraft/king%20air%20350.JPG

Taxi me to the Olevet Beer hangar.

[Newbomb Turk]

Oh no now we have to Pizz on the runway to make foam for NT :eek:
Bastage we are trying to fight a fire here ;)

olevet - you have foamy pizz? :D

[olevetonahill]

olevet - you have foamy pizz? :D
When aimed High ;)

[olevetonahill]

I'm, on the ground.
http://www.nrairport.com/pics/aircraft/king%20air%20350.JPG

Taxi me to the Olevet Beer hangar.
Come on over i got My inflatable bar set up , The darts are ready ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

When aimed High ;):D

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm on the ground too - must have been too much pizz on the runway. :D


http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny3/airplane_crash.jpg

[StoopTroup]

N69EZ to Control Tower...

Flagstaff? Are you there?

All your Women belong to us...

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/k05000/k05675.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I'm on the ground too - must have been too much pizz on the runway. :D


http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/funny3/airplane_crash.jpg
Aint that a pizzser next time Ill only use a 6 packs worth :O

[olevetonahill]

N69EZ to Control Tower...

Flagstaff? Are you there?

All your Women belong to us...

http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/images/k05000/k05675.jpg
Id hit it :D

[Newbomb Turk]

There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .

The cockpit--what is it?

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.

[StoopTroup]

Flagstafff?

Are you still on Autopilot? :D

http://www.danzfamily.com/pictures/pictures05/autopilot.jpg

[olevetonahill]

There's been a little problem in the cockpit, and I was . . .

The cockpit--what is it?

It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now.
And you blamed it on me . It was your Foam from the cockpit that caused the accident :P

[Newbomb Turk]

And you blamed it on me . It was your Foam from the cockpit that caused the accident :P

http://sidesalad.net/archives/AirplaneMovieOttoPilotInflatable.jpg

[StoopTroup]

And you blamed it on me . It was your Foam from the cockpit that caused the accident :P

Oh Stewardess....

http://www.redyak.com/photo/TheCut/93HairCut2.jpeg

[critical_phil]

OTTO !!!11!!!

[olevetonahill]

I'm okay with it as long as he doesn't try to name ithe accident after me ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm back now. Been talking to an old buddy in OKC. Let's get gassed!

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm back now. Been talking to an old buddy in OKC. Let's get gassed!

IN :eddie:

[olevetonahill]

I'm back now. Been talking to an old buddy in OKC. Let's get gassed!
You the flight leader ! you cant just go off and leave us alone in the sky . Did you see all those accidents ? they be your fault

[Newbomb Turk]

We have clearance Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over.
Huh?
Huh?

[Flagstaffsooner]

You the flight leader ! you cant just go off and leave us alone in the sky . Did you see all those accidents ? they be your faultHeh, ground pounder, not my fault. Take 3 apology shots.:D

[olevetonahill]

Heh, ground pounder, not my fault. Take 3 apology shots.:D
Well hell since you put it so nicely :D
But you desert your post again Im gonna report ya to Col Homey :eek:

[StoopTroup]

Learning to fly...
:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV_AkvfJMAw&search=chopper%20crash

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'll be back.........feel free to taxi the runway 'til I get back, K? hehe

[Flagstaffsooner]

Well hell since you put it so nicely :D
But you desert your post again Im gonna report ya to Col Homey :eek:Yessir!
Don't bring a gd ossifer on me. I got some good stuff over here in my hooch.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Do not, i repeat, do not take off without me! :)

[olevetonahill]

Yessir!
Don't bring a gd ossifer on me. I got some good stuff over here in my hooch.
Ok Hell I wouldnt anyway , Hed pizz me off and Id have to frag him :eek: And I like him ;)
Now did we just get permission to play on Kimberlys runway ?:D

[olevetonahill]

Do not, i repeat, do not take off without me! :)
If We have permission to play on your runway I ain't going anywhere :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Ok Hell I wouldnt anyway , Hed pizz me off and Id have to frag him :eek: And I like him ;)
Now did we just get permission to play on Kimberlys runway ?:DWonder, Kimmy, have you ever served? Would you like to?:D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Do not, i repeat, do not take off without me! :)Put your gear on.

[olevetonahill]

I have my parachute ready ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I have my parachute ready ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)Lock and load, we're going into Utah for Humbler!:D

[StoopTroup]

I have my parachute ready ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Isn't that special...Happy Flying olevet....:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMyO2hcKe4w&search=parachute

NSFW

[olevetonahill]

Lock and load, we're going into Utah for Humbler!:D
I stay on LOCK an Load Just have a prob with the safety ;)

[olevetonahill]

Isn't that special...Happy Flying olevet....:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMyO2hcKe4w&search=parachute

NSFW
Im on dial up It takes 20 minutes for that to load so just come out and say it :D

[StoopTroup]

Im on dial up It takes 20 minutes for that to load so just come out and say it :D
I'm pretty sure the description would get me baned....lol.

[bigdsooner]

well i should be at vet's house right now, but thats another story. so i mowed my yard and now im gettin drunk and eatin stir fry. half way done with #3

[Newbomb Turk]

I'm pretty sure the description would get me baned....lol.

just flappin in the breeze.

[olevetonahill]

Yall Shush
Bigd didnt see that other thread ;)

[Newbomb Turk]

bigd - is it just me or have you been absent from drunkytown lately?

[olevetonahill]

This drunky towon flight is gonna crash like Mofo :eek:
Our Flight leader went awol again hes tangled in some green eyed chick wires or something :D
I nominate Newbum to be 2nd in command and take over duties ;)

[olevetonahill]

just flappin in the breeze.
I let it load . That was some funny shat :D

[Newbomb Turk]

I nominate Newbum to be 2nd in command and take over duties ;)

That will surely result in a big time crash landing.

[bigdsooner]

bigd - is it just me or have you been absent from drunkytown lately?

my cousin was in town for almost a month recently so i really didnt have time to log on. dont worry though, i consumed enough beer in that time to make up for it. the 1st weekend he was here we went to sonic about 11pm and it didnt turn out well for me afterwards :O . man was i hungover the next day, i swear we drank at least a case a day. he likes 6 point, so we wuz always goin to the liquor store...newcastle was usually the choice of the day. i tried boddingtons (sp) for the first time, thats some perdy good drink

[Penguin]

http://mlans.dynip.com/blogpics/2004-05/2004-05-25-aa191.jpg


This is Drunkytown Flight 191. Requesting immediate takeoff.

[Newbomb Turk]

bigd - Mayor of Drunkytown! :D

[olevetonahill]

That will surely result in a big time crash landing.
Hell Ill follow you into the ground , Better you than me to lead all these yunguns astray :D

[olevetonahill]

http://mlans.dynip.com/blogpics/2004-05/2004-05-25-aa191.jpg


This is Drunkytown Flight 191. Requesting immediate takeoff.
Sorry Newbomb But we Now have a Natural born leader Carry on there Bourbon lake dude :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Hell Ill follow you into the ground , Better you than me to lead all these yunguns astray :D

I'll need a good co-pilot in case I pass out.

[bigdsooner]

eagle one, eagle one...this is the wounded rabbit :)

[olevetonahill]

I'll need a good co-pilot in case I pass out.
Do I get to share in what caused that Cockpit foam ?

[bigdsooner]

I'll need a good co-pilot in case I pass out.

dude, dont pass...you ever heard of the ether bunny?

[Newbomb Turk]

Sorry Newbomb But we Now have a Natural born leader Carry on there Bourbon lake dude :D

your natural born leader fizzled out.

[olevetonahill]

your natural born leader fizzled out.
Kinda like Flag huh ?
hell wheres Kim she said I could play on her runway till she got back ! was kinda like snipe hunting ?:confused:

[Newbomb Turk]

Kinda like Flag huh ?
hell wheres Kim she said I could play on her runway till she got back ! was kinda like snipe hunting ?:confused:

I think it's just you, bigd and me.

You better take the controls olevet.

[olevetonahill]

I think it's just you, bigd and me.

You better take the controls olevet.
OH **** hang on let me finish this doob :D

[Al Gore]

Mrs. AG's pants keep slipping down showing here butt......

[Al Gore]

sorry..."her" butt.......

[bigdsooner]

I think it's just you, bigd and me.

You better take the controls olevet.


shotgun

[Newbomb Turk]

Mrs. AG's pants keep slipping down showing here butt......

she's welcome to join the flight.

Olevet has the controls and bigd is riding shotgun.

I'll just enjoy the view of Mrs AG. :D

[bigdsooner]

sorry..."her" butt.......

not cool man...you could email us pics ya know :mad:

[olevetonahill]

sorry..."her" butt.......
Pics of sherbutt in my email please :D

[Penguin]

I've just passed waypoint RUMMY and I am now 15 minutes from DRUNK.

[olevetonahill]

she's welcome to join the flight.

Olevet has the controls and bigd is riding shotgun.

I'll just enjoy the view of Mrs AG. :D
I thot he was shotgunning My doob :D
Hell Its on auto We will will all watch ;)

[bigdsooner]

she's welcome to join the flight.

Olevet has the controls and bigd is riding shotgun.

I'll just enjoy the view of Mrs AG. :D

dammit....trade ya

[olevetonahill]

I've just passed waypoint RUMMY and I am now 15 minutes from DRUNK.
Cool then You take the controls I want Kimberly to join this flight :D

[Newbomb Turk]

Hell Its on auto We will will all watch ;)

good lord, I hope otto can land this thang!

[olevetonahill]

good lord, I hope otto can land this thang!
Not to worry we have Mid air refueling , I just hope the penguin can line the nose up with the tail ;)

[Al Gore]

I am trying to get a shot with the webcam......

[olevetonahill]

we do have a full supply of beer and smoke dont we :eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

I just hope the penguin can line the nose up with the tail ;)

YMSSRA

that's the funniest line I've read tonight. Either that, or I'm getting drunk.

:D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Oh wow.........I just get back and you guys are still here. I'm gonna get me another Corona.......then we can take off! Hang on

[Newbomb Turk]

Oh wow.........I just get back and you guys are still here. I'm gonna get me another Corona.......then we can take off! Hang on

It's about time - Olevet was about to jump from the plane.

[Newbomb Turk]

we do have a full supply of beer and smoke dont we :eek:

we had better - you were in charge of that!

[olevetonahill]

Oh wow.........I just get back and you guys are still here. I'm gonna get me another Corona.......then we can take off! Hang on
Crawl on board, we been going in circles waiting on ya :D
All get the Cam ready ;)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Heh.........sorry, went to take my Husband to a bachelor party......he's supposed to chaperone, gah! You know you're old when......

dammit this Corona tastes like skunk beer, pffffft.

[olevetonahill]

we had better - you were in charge of that!
Not to worry then
Enough Booze for a platoon , And more smoke than a truck load of illegals can smuggle :D

[Newbomb Turk]

dammit this Corona tastes like skunk beer, pffffft.

It's OK - Olevet is in charge of bringing the beer. He'll bring some good cold stuff.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Okay, so let's go! And no more of that niner niner talk, I have no idea what you are saying, k?

Just don't crash and burn, it's not a good look for me :)

[olevetonahill]

Heh.........sorry, went to take my Husband to a bachelor party......he's supposed to chaperone, gah! You know you're old when......

dammit this Corona tastes like skunk beer, pffffft.
At least hes outta the way ;)

[bigdsooner]

Not to worry then
Enough Booze for a platoon , And more smoke than a truck load of illegals can smuggle :D

:D

[olevetonahill]

It's OK - Olevet is in charge of bringing the beer. He'll bring some good cold stuff.
wheres penguin ? damit . we all cant sit in back and watch vids :D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

okay, for the in flight movie we're gonna watch "The Notebook", k guys!

Or some Lifetime movie, what do ya'll think ;)

[olevetonahill]

Okay, so let's go! And no more of that niner niner talk, I have no idea what you are saying, k?

Just don't crash and burn, it's not a good look for me :)
Kilo zulu 4ou are you on board ?

[olevetonahill]

okay, for the in flight movie we're gonna watch "The Notebook", k guys!

Or some Lifetime movie, what do ya'll think ;)
You do have YOUR parachute dont you ?
gonna toss ur azz :D

[bigdsooner]

wheres penguin ? damit . we all cant sit in back and watch vids :D

i'll drive...err..fly til he gets back...its otay, i can hanle it
i need to get another beer first :)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Oh, you can hanle it, you say! oh its otay, i got it, ya

Houston.........we have a problem

[Newbomb Turk]

i'll drive...err..fly til he gets back...its otay, i can hanle it
i need to get another beer first :)

it's ok - otto is flying.

but somebody needs to land this thing.

[olevetonahill]

i'll drive...err..fly til he gets back...its otay, i can hanle it
i need to get another beer first :)
Hell i think we lost our young Michle moore and our bomber and both our pron stars :mad:

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Seat belts, people, seat belts

[bigdsooner]

relax yo, i got this b**ch

[Newbomb Turk]

it's ok - otto is flying.

FYI Otto is happy for now.

http://sidesalad.net/archives/AirplaneMovieOttoPilotInflatable.jpg

[Kimberlyz4OU]

relax yo, i got this b**ch

Where have a heard that before....hmmmmmmm.

[olevetonahill]

Seat belts, people, seat belts
you getting in a airplain with us and screaming "SEATBELTS " dont make since . Kinda like ur movie choices :P

[olevetonahill]

Where have a heard that before....hmmmmmmm.
Hold my beer and watch this **** :D

[Kimberlyz4OU]

Hell i think we lost our young Michle moore and our bomber and both our pron stars :mad:

WELL, we wouldn't have lost them now would've we IF they were wearing their seat belts.

[olevetonahill]

WELL, we wouldn't have lost them now would've we IF they were wearing their seat belts.
Nope we sure wouldnt have lost em
If i had locked them things ;)

[bigdsooner]

WELL, we wouldn't have lost them now would've we IF they were wearing their seat belts.

hey, thats their own f**kin fault :)

[olevetonahill]

hey, thats their own f**kin fault :)
Yea but I hated losing the pron stars :mad:

[Al Gore]

Sorry.....Mrs AG's pants kept falling down. One thing led to another and we ended up going skinny dipping.....Now I need to watch the 700 club....

[VeeJay]

This is fun watching you fools doing barrell rolls in an MD-88.

[Kimberlyz4OU]

oh Hell no, I'm not doing no barrel rolls

[olevetonahill]

This is fun watching you fools doing barrell rolls in an MD-88.
Oh **** I thot we was straight and level

[bigdsooner]

Yea but I hated losing the pron stars :mad:

when the hell did we lose them?

[Newbomb Turk]

is this thing still in the air?!?!? :eddie:

[Kimberlyz4OU]

I'm thinking we gotta land, or I've got to get my chute on.........'cause I'm getting sleepy

[olevetonahill]

I'm thinking we gotta land, or I've got to get my chute on.........'cause I'm getting sleepy
get that chute on :D

[bigdsooner]

i dont know how to land :confused:
just jump

[olevetonahill]

i dont know how to land :confused:
just jump
hell weve lost our pron stars our Vid maker and all our helpers just crash us into a mosque ;)

[Kimberlyz4OU]

okay, but I'm taking Otto with me......

You guys are in trouble ;)

[bigdsooner]

hell weve lost our pron stars our Vid maker and all our helpers just crash us into a mosque ;)

:D

[bigdsooner]

okay, but I'm taking Otto with me......

You guys are in trouble ;)

i dont even know what to say :eek:

pics...just you, not otto :)

[Al Gore]

So.....did everyone else get lucky in a pool tonight????

[bigdsooner]

just as soon as i get off of here...not in a pool though

[Kimberlyz4OU]

g'nite all......it's been fun!

Thanks for flying Drunkytown Air, over and out :)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Tower, This is Flagstaff back in the pattern. I'm low on fuel.

[olevetonahill]

Tower, This is Flagstaff back in the pattern. I'm low on fuel.
Crash into that mosk with the rest of us :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Crash into that mosk with the rest of us :DGears up, belly landing.:P

[bigdsooner]

somebody needs to take over the controls, i need a nap

later

[Penguin]

This is Papa Echo November. I need to taxi to Hungover Flight Support. I'll be taking off again in 3 hours when I fly to Poker Night.

[Newbomb Turk]

November Tango taxied there this morning. All is better now.