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Okla-homey
6/23/2006, 04:08 PM
tonight. For all the hands.

Do you:

a) Stay sober and leave early before stupid stuff happens?
b) Throw caution to the wind and figure whatever hi-jinx you pull will be forgotten by Monday?

I'm thinking A.

Discuss.
1stTimeCaller
6/23/2006, 04:09 PM
c) get a good buzz going and sit back and watch the drunk folks.
crawfish
6/23/2006, 04:10 PM
d) don't go if he's gay?
SoonerInKCMO
6/23/2006, 04:10 PM
D) Hire some strippers to show up a couple of hours into the shindig.
Vaevictis
6/23/2006, 04:11 PM
Dude, if you don't get totally ****faced and puke on the boss's wife's ti^H^Hshoes, then it's not really a summer party at the boss's house.
C&CDean
6/23/2006, 04:11 PM
Go, get his wife drunk, and do her in the pooper.
Okla-homey
6/23/2006, 04:12 PM
Yeah, but Mrs Homey is a mean drunk. She's liable to pee in the petunias and make fun of the boss's wife's cosmetic surgery or sumpin'
Penguin
6/23/2006, 04:12 PM
A

My wife worked for a company that had a party every quarter. They had to stop it because people were getting fired for telling bosses exactly how they felt about them. There was usally one that would get fired every party.
Okla-homey
6/23/2006, 04:13 PM
A

My wife worked for a company that had a party every quarter. They had to stop it because people were getting fired for telling bosses exactly how they felt about them. There was usally one that would get fired every party.

OTOH, it was easier than lay-offs.
Vaevictis
6/23/2006, 04:14 PM
Yeah, but Mrs Homey is a mean drunk. She's liable to pee in the petunias and make fun of the boss's wife's cosmetic surgery or sumpin'

That sounds like a lot of fun, actually.

... as long as I'm not you, that is.
GottaHavePride
6/23/2006, 04:15 PM
go, but take a digital camera. Preferably a very small one that also takes video. Blackmail your way to a vice-presidency. ;)
StoopTroup
6/23/2006, 04:16 PM
Just like Paul Newman did in "The Sting"...

You drink GIN, you cut it water and act a little tipsy and good humored...

Don't be the first to leave...don't be the last either.

YWIA.
King Crimson
6/23/2006, 05:00 PM
don't be the one blasting Sabbath's Masters of Reality in someone else's apartment with an equally drunk Slovenian documentary filmmaker and journalist either...at around 3 in the AM.....:O :O :O

it was fun though.
Hoosier Dynasty
6/23/2006, 05:09 PM
E. Pop some "x" and go crazy ala Weekend at Bernies
olevetonahill
6/23/2006, 05:31 PM
c) get drunk , pee on the carpet, pass out .
:eek: