been to acls class this week teacher is gay

[walkoffsooner]

Advanced cardiac life support class teacher was gay.General rule for me is to hate him. But this one was kind of cool.If I like a gay does that make me a gay supporter.He wants us all to go to his house for a swim party I'm scared.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Advanced cardiac life support class teacher was gay.General rule for me is to hate him. But this one was kind of cool.If I like a gay does that make me a gay supporter.He wants us all to go to his house for a swim party I'm scared.

Whoa!! Is that a space after a period there???

[walkoffsooner]

Yea heres another one. Dip ----

[crawfish]

Grammar and punctuation can be your friends, walkoff.

:D

[GhostOfJAS]

Oh, just put on a tiny speedo and go to the damn pool party already.

[colleyvillesooner]

Advanced cardiac life support class teacher was gay.General rule for me is to hate him. But this one was kind of cool.If I like a gay does that make me a gay supporter.He wants us all to go to his house for a swim party I'm scared.

So your general rule is to hate gays. If he knew that, he wouldn't have invited you to the party. Don't go.

[walkoffsooner]

Grammar and punctuation can be your friends, walkoff.

:D
i thought i made it clear I dont want gay friends

[Hamhock]

how do you know he is gay?

[frankensooner]

I have a co-worker who is gay and we are pretty good friends. I have never seen him in a swimsuit though. I have been to one dinner party thrown by a gay guy (my then girlfriend's buddy) and it was nice. If there are women present, go and have fun, if it is a bunch of guys eying you up, get out quick. ;) oh, and don't wear a speedo!

Why would you hate someone just cause they are fruity anyway?

[walkoffsooner]

I guess hate was the wrong word. Scared would be a better one.

[etouffee]

Why would you be scared of someone because they're gay?

[sooner_born_1960]

Make sure there will be beer at the pool party, because free beer is free beer. You can't hate someone with free beer.

[walkoffsooner]

the way i was raised i guess. Not supposed to be around them.

[colleyvillesooner]

Why would you be scared of someone because they're gay?
Cause all gay guys want to do is try to convert and sleep with straight dudes. DUH! ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

Wear your cork.

[crawfish]

Why would you be scared of someone because they're gay?

http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg

[walkoffsooner]

how do you know he is gay?
he is proud of it.told us about 10 times

[frankensooner]

Does he ride a bike and have a curly skullet?

[etouffee]

the way i was raised i guess. Not supposed to be around them.Seriously? You were raised to think you're "not supposed to be around" gay people? For what reason? It's not contagious, you know.

[Stoop Dawg]

Why would you hate someone just cause they are fruity anyway?

Ignorance.

[12]

Just go and have a good time. You'll probably have outstanding food and drinks provided.

Might want to bring your girlfriend, though.

[Stoop Dawg]

Why would you be scared of someone because they're gay?

Ignorance.

[GhostOfJAS]

he is proud of it.told us about 10 times

Sounds like he's obnoxious. Don't go to the party unless it's to get free booze/food.

[Stoop Dawg]

Seriously? You were raised to think you're "not supposed to be around" gay people? For what reason?

Ignorance.

[walkoffsooner]

Ignorance.

or the bible

[etouffee]

:rolleyes:Yeah, all the gay people I meet make it a point to tell me they're gay 10 times in a relatively short period.

[Hamhock]

he is proud of it.told us about 10 times


really? Was everyone else there talking about their heterosexuality?

[SoonerInKCMO]

or the bible

To-may-to, to-mah-to.

[Hamhock]

To-may-to, to-mah-to.


there is more than one way to pronounce Bible?

[walkoffsooner]

:rolleyes:Yeah, all the gay people I meet make it a point to tell me they're gay 10 times in a relatively short period.

3 days. sometimes it was just him saying his boyfriend is a doctor

[skycat]

or the bible

Which verse says you should be afraid of "men who lay with men"?

[etouffee]

or the bibleCan you show us where in the bible it says you're not supposed to be around gay people?

[Stoop Dawg]

or the bible

If your Bible tells you not to be around homosexuals, you need to get a new Bible.

[Vaevictis]

If the basis for your fear of gays is the Bible, isn't the more appropriate reaction stoning or something?

[Hamhock]

If the basis for your fear of gays is the Bible, isn't the more appropriate reaction stoning or something?

you want to mix homosexuality and illegal drugs?

heathen!!:texan:

[colleyvillesooner]

If the basis for your fear of gays is the Bible, isn't the more appropriate reaction stoning or something?

Drugs are never the answer.

[TUSooner]

the way i was raised i guess. Not supposed to be around them.
Sorry bub, but you're just about going to have to leave the planet or stay in your house all the time to accomplish that.

[HskrGrl]

or the bible

Don't worry, it's ok to be around them. It's when you start sleeping with them you might need to worry.

[Stoop Dawg]

Drugs are never the answer.

Unless the question is "How do you f*ck up a cushy football analyst gig?"

[walkoffsooner]

If your Bible tells you not to be around homosexuals, you need to get a new Bible.
There is only one. You can find it in the old testiment come back for more clues.you were propbaly looking for spelling mistakes.i left you one for your enjoyment.:D

[1stTimeCaller]

how do you know he is gay?

while walkoff was giving him a nobber he said so
:D

[Stoop Dawg]

I'll take Biblical Misinterpretations for $200, Alex.

[Boober]

the way i was raised i guess. Not supposed to be around them.


Well shoot, there goes my subdivision. Why couldn't some nice crackheads move in instead.

[etouffee]

Not being around gay people must make going to restaurants an extremely challenging undertaking. And may we assume that you cut your own hair?

[walkoffsooner]

I'll take Biblical Misinterpretations for $200, Alex.
i bet you could run the catagory.:D

[walkoffsooner]

while walkoff was giving him a nobber he said so
:D
Finally a grady county boy to a caddo county boy that understands.:D

[1stTimeCaller]

:D

[etouffee]

Since you're doing the whole Old Testament thing, I suppose you're in favor of the instruction of Leviticus 20:13, which says homosexuals should be put to death?

You gonna whack this guy during class, or catch him in the hallway after? What kinda weapon you gonna use?

[BeetDigger]

It's not contagious, you know.


No, it is. That's how it spreads.

[walkoffsooner]

a sharp dildo

[Stoop Dawg]

http://www.mopo.ca/smart_dumb.jpg

[Boober]

You gonna whack this guy during class,

heh

[OCUDad]

There is only one. You can find it in the old testiment come back for more clues.you were propbaly looking for spelling mistakes.i left you one for your enjoyment.:DWhich of those was the purposeful one? :rolleyes:

[GottaHavePride]

1. Most gay people will definitely not hit on another person unless they know the person is gay. So if you're worried about him hitting on you, you probably don't need to.

2. Also, if he has mentioned that he has a boyfriend, remember that gay dudes are just as catty and bitchy as an actual girlfriend - again, the dude is probably not going to hit on you.

3. This is the important one: gay dudes have extremely hot chick friends. Do I need to draw you a map? ;)

[GhostOfJAS]

3 days. sometimes it was just him saying his boyfriend is a doctor

Lucky bastard. Why do I always get the ones who work swing shift at Burger King?

[C&CDean]

Lucky bastard. Why do I always get the ones who work swing shift at Burger King?


Oh yeah. Thanks a lot. Now I've gotta go home and spend the entire weekend thinking about man secks with a guy who smells like a whopper.

Bastard.

[crawfish]

Oh yeah. Thanks a lot. Now I've gotta go home and spend the entire weekend thinking about man secks with a guy who smells like a whopper.

Bastard.

That whopper'd be hell on your junior burger.

[Stanley1]

Oh yeah. Thanks a lot. Now I've gotta go home and spend the entire weekend thinking about man secks with a guy who smells like a whopper.

Bastard.

But you can have it your way.

[frankensooner]

Oh yeah. Thanks a lot. Now I've gotta go home and spend the entire weekend thinking about man secks with a guy who smells like a whopper.

Bastard.
Whats worse, thinking about smelly whopper secks or a railroad spike in your taint?

[Tiptonsooner]

Just go to the damn pool party, but don't get in the pool. You might catch the gay in the pool.

[C&CDean]

Just go to the damn pool party, but don't get in the pool. You might catch the gay in the pool.

Just go, but when you're all sitting in the hot tub, and some schmeg comes floating up to the surface, it's bad form to say "alright guys, who farted."

[Stanley1]

I don't know why some of you are making a big deal about him not wanting to be around gays anymore then he has too. What about the old guys in Augusta that don't want to be around women while in their country club? What about vegetarians that don't like being around people that eat meat, or PETA peeps not wanting to be around non-tree-huggers? I don't like being around loud people, or people with a propensity to break the law, that make me a bad person?

[C&CDean]

I don't know why some of you are making a big deal about him not wanting to be around gays anymore then he has too. What about the old guys in Augusta that don't want to be around women while in their country club? What about vegetarians that don't like being around people that eat meat, or PETA peeps not wanting to be around non-tree-huggers? I don't like being around loud people, or people with a propensity to break the law, that make me a bad person?

No. Being a second-rate accountant who rode the private short bus makes you a bad person.

[mdklatt]

Just go to the damn pool party, but don't get in the pool. You might catch the gay in the pool.

The chlorine should take care of that.

[mdklatt]

He wants us all to go to his house for a swim party.

Better start hitting the gym now and working on those abs unless you want everybody to ignore you.

[mdklatt]

Since you're doing the whole Old Testament thing, I suppose you're in favor of the instruction of Leviticus 20:13, which says homosexuals should be put to death?



You can't just pick and choose parts of the Bible to follow. Imagine the chaos that would ensue.

[walkoffsooner]

Which of those was the purposeful one? :rolleyes:

Just trolling for more want abe nerds. Sucker:D

[OCUDad]

What is a want abe nerd? Just curious. ****er. :D

[King Crimson]

GHP already made the post i was going to make....and it's highlighted.

[GhostOfJAS]

Oh yeah. Thanks a lot. Now I've gotta go home and spend the entire weekend thinking about man secks with a guy who smells like a whopper.

Would you like to make that a king size with fries?

[Tiptonsooner]

Just go, but when you're all sitting in the hot tub, and some schmeg comes floating up to the surface, it's bad form to say "alright guys, who farted."


O M G, that don't get any worse.