I got a pair of Crocs

[Czar Soonerov]

for fathers day, and I like em. So you all can "suck it'" as Bri would say.

[C&CDean]

Your family must really hate you.

[Okla-homey]

Bikerfox has every color of Crocs. I've seen the pics. Just saying. If i could fark, your head would be soooo on his body in one of his precious poses wearing crocs.

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm gonna get Dean some cammo crocs for his birthday.

[C&CDean]

I'm gonna get Dean some cammo crocs for his birthday.

They got cammo crocs?

Don't anybody be badmouthing crocs anymore on this board. Crocs rock.

[jk the sooner fan]

dean likes crocs now, stop the world ....i want to get off

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This is so sad.

I told Czar that I was gonna make a thread about him and his Crocs and he did it before I could in a desperate attempt to diffuse the ridicule he would surely endure.

No mercy, people. No. Mercy.

[Sooner in Tampa]

They got cammo crocs?

Don't anybody be badmouthing crocs anymore on this board. Crocs rock.You can get damned near anything in cammo :les:
http://www.tadspoles.com/files/thumbs/t_22537.jpg

[slickdawg]

Seein' as I wore my crocs today, ENJOY 'EM CZAR!

[Taxman71]

You can get damned near anything in cammo :les:
http://www.tadspoles.com/files/thumbs/t_22537.jpg

BUt why would you want to hide the good stuff.

[jk the sooner fan]

You can get damned near anything in cammo :les:
http://www.tadspoles.com/files/thumbs/t_22537.jpg

this pic should not be buhleted, since its cammo, we cant see anything

[colleyvillesooner]

Just have to hunt on smell. :eek:

[C&CDean]

This is the only croc I'll be wearing.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/2718e61d34.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)

[BudSooner]

Dean must have a rule on this board where he posts at LEAST on living or dead animal a day.....good stuff man.

Not to mention that croc looks like my sis in law. :D

[C&CDean]

I probably shouldn't post this, but this is what they found in that croc's belly.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/6556faa183.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)

[1stTimeCaller]

slow people, it's what's for dinner

[Hamhock]

I probably shouldn't post this, but this is what they found in that croc's belly.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/6556faa183.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)


I heard the croc took the rest of the body and made boots out of it.

[C&CDean]

I heard the croc took the rest of the body and made boots out of it.

No, he made 'Peeps."

[jk the sooner fan]

heh, dean made a funny

[skycat]

No, he made 'Peeps."

That's what all of the gay reptiles are wearing.

[BudSooner]

The leg bones connected to the thigh bone...er not anymore!

[colleyvillesooner]

Gross.

I'm not going to the Dallas lunch now ;)

[Boarder]

Out of morbid curiosity I tried on Mrs SB's crocs. They're not that comfortable. Too squishy. Compound that with the extreme gayness and the fact Toby Keith wears them and I stand firm to my "I'll never have any crocs" philosophy.

I got Mike Greenberg's book, which is hilarious. My children love me, unlike Czar's.

[slickdawg]

I'm waiting for the :chicken: copycat thread........

[Howzit]

Compound that with the extreme gayness...

Says the guy that brought Zima to a poker game.

[C&CDean]

This from the guy that brought Zima to a poker game?

He heard Toby drinks it.

[Czar Soonerov]

I certainly hope my children don't love you...

[Newbomb Turk]

Says the guy that brought Zima to a poker game.

and is a Jeff Gordon fan.

[Stanley1]

Gross.

I'm not going to the Dallas lunch now ;)

So its me and JK? Sounds like a date now. :O

[Viking Kitten]

Can I please chime in here long enough to point out that he asked for Crocs?

[C&CDean]

If you were my wife, I would simply have to kill you.

[Boarder]

Says the guy that brought Zima to a poker game.
DC does something to people. It's spooky.

[Boarder]

and is a Jeff Gordon fan.
Isn't the World Cup on? Hurry, you might miss the goal.

[Stanley1]

DC does something to people. It's spooky.

No need to tell Howzit that, he knows. Trust. Me. He knows.

[Newbomb Turk]

Isn't the World Cup on? Hurry, you might miss the goal.

heh - that's gayer than Jeff Gordon.

[Howzit]

DC does something to people. It's spooky.

He does something to trees, too.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Can I please chime in here long enough to point out that he asked for Crocs?

No.

Mercy.

[Howzit]

He could wear them to Angles...

[Sooner in Tampa]

No need to tell Howzit that, he knows. Trust. Me. He knows.Really??...do tell.

[BudSooner]

and is a Jimmie Johnson fan.
:eek:

[skycat]

Out of morbid curiosity I tried on Mrs SB's crocs.

Do you make a habit of trying on your wife's things? :eek:

[Boarder]

No, if I did, I'd be the type to have my own pair of crocs.

[walkoffsooner]

Went to visit some of my kin in prison. They got crocs for shower shoes.

[skycat]

No, if I did, I'd be the type to have my own pair of crocs.

So it's just special occasions then.

Good to know. ;)

[HskrGrl]

Bikerfox has every color of Crocs. I've seen the pics. Just saying. If i could fark, your head would be soooo on his body in one of his precious poses wearing crocs.

Sorry, Czar. Couldn't pass up the opportunity. And the thought of your face on Bikerfox's body was tormenting me. I had to get it out of my head and on to the SO.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/bikerfoxczar.jpg

[Fugue]

Sorry, Czar. Couldn't pass up the opportunity. And the thought of your face on Bikerfox's body was tormenting me. I had to get it out of my head and on to the SO.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/bikerfoxczar.jpg

:D

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

YES!!!

NO MERCY!!!

[Sooner_Bob]

crocs are cool on my 4 year old . . . on an adult male.

not

so

much

[Czar Soonerov]

See, that's where I got a leg up on BikerFox, my Crocs match my helmet.

[C&CDean]

Dude, I've got this mental image that's cracking me up.

You've had a few shots of crown. You've got your crocs on. VK is kinda bobbing and weaving, whipping out wicked jabs every so often - catching you on the lip. You try to get her, or get away, but you look like a young Forrest Gump - stumbling all over in your groovy shoes while momma peppers your *** at arm's length.

I've got tears in my eyes....

[Czar Soonerov]

I'm pretty spry in my crocs, don't mess with me...

[Vaevictis]

for mother's day, and I like em. So you all can "suck it'" as Bri would say.

Fixed.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm pretty spry in my crocs, don't mess with me...

I figger giving someone a roundhouse to the face while wearing those bad boys would be kinda like getting hit with the business end of a boat oar...

:les: SLAP!!!

[IB4OU2]

maybe the business end of a perfumed hanky........;)

[Viking Kitten]

I figger giving someone a roundhouse to the face while wearing those bad boys would be kinda like getting hit with the business end of a boat oar...

:les: SLAP!!!

I've learned that getting hit with a boat oar can sometimes feel like a kiss.

[Czar Soonerov]

Who else wants a croc print on their forehead???

[Vaevictis]

Who else wants a croc print on their forehead???

Geesh, you're wearing them on your hands now? That really does sound like Bikerfox.

[1stTimeCaller]

Who else wants a croc print on their forehead???

Dean says that he's down for a mushroom print on his forehead.

[Viking Kitten]

Dude, I've got this mental image that's cracking me up.

You've had a few shots of crown. You've got your crocs on. VK is kinda bobbing and weaving, whipping out wicked jabs every so often - catching you on the lip. You try to get her, or get away, but you look like a young Forrest Gump - stumbling all over in your groovy shoes while momma peppers your *** at arm's length.

I've got tears in my eyes....

Two words.

Reach. Advantage.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Two words.

Reach. Advantage.

Not being able to reach things can be...unfortunate.

:mack:

[Czar Soonerov]

http://x2.putfile.com/6/17316374094.jpg

[Vaevictis]

No, srsly, I thought Mother's Day was in May?

[Czar Soonerov]

http://x2.putfile.com/6/17316393058.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

http://x2.putfile.com/6/17316422583.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Is it Pirate Day?

ARRRRRRG!

[Viking Kitten]

Hey Czar... I've got the receipt and I'll take the f**kers back if you're gonna play that way. And before you try to get all billy bad *** on me, I'll just remind you that custom fitted ice skates are non returnable. So there.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Heh. That's funny.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://x10.putfile.com/3/6210493718.png

[Czar Soonerov]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Viking Kitten again.

DAMN SPEK LIMITS! :mad:

[Viking Kitten]

And for next Father's Day:

http://www.ifyoucare.com/images/coffee_filters.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

Ahh, gotcha. Twice!

http://x10.putfile.com/3/6311024390.jpg

[HskrGrl]

It's just like a man who wears crocs to go beating up on women.

And just so we're clear... was it the black or PINK crocs you asked for?
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/crocsczar.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And for tonight:

http://gallery.greatestjournal.com/albums/up2/12/103012/burrito.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

And for VK's next birthday.

http://www.findsupplements.com/images/products/Chaser2.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

3 against 1 ain't fair.... :(

[Viking Kitten]

This could get ugly real fast.

[Czar Soonerov]

Hey Czar... I've got the receipt and I'll take the f**kers back if you're gonna play that way. And before you try to get all billy bad *** on me, I'll just remind you that custom fitted ice skates are non returnable. So there.

Swap Central here I come!

[Viking Kitten]

'Look you little ****ers. I'm just trying to sell these ***damned ice skates. Take your junior high humor somewhere else.'

'But can you have sex on the ice skates?'

[Vaevictis]

'But can you have sex on the ice skates?'

Everyone knows that the answer to that is "Yes."

[Viking Kitten]

Everyone knows that the answer to that is "Yes."

'Did you get picked on alot in school, where you that skinny, pimpled faced, ****, that always got his *** beat, so now as an adult you hang out on these message boards all day getting your payback?'

[Czar Soonerov]

Czar Soonerov (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/member.php?u=36425) Creating Thread
Sooner Swap (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=7)

:eek:

[Czar Soonerov]

<---Like a kid in a candy store


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/crocsczar.jpg

[Vaevictis]

'Did you get picked on alot in school, where you that skinny, pimpled faced, ****, that always got his *** beat, so now as an adult you hang out on these message boards all day getting your payback?'

Everyone knows that the answer to that is "Yes."

... er, wait.



:D

[Okla-homey]

Personally, I'd walk barefoot over volcanic soil than put those ghey-a--ed fockers on my feet. Its called self-respect man. Sheesh.

[Czar Soonerov]

Personally, I'd walk barefoot over volcanic soil than put those ghey-a--ed fockers on my feet. Its called self-respect man. Sheesh.

You obviously are not comfortable with your sexuality. ;)

[Vaevictis]

You obviously are not comfortable with your sexuality. ;)

Maybe you're just waaaay too comfortable with yours?

[Czar Soonerov]

Maybe you're just waaaay too comfortable with yours?

How u doin?

:twinkies:

[Vaevictis]

I'm so ronry...so ronry, so ronry and sadry arone

[rebmus]

my two pennies...

i have no prob with the "croc looking sandals". i have a problem with dumbazzes paying $40 for them.

i bought a pair that looks exactly the same for $5.99. unless you look at a stamp on the BOTTOM of the "shoe"... you'll never know.

they're confortable and great for kicking around the house/yard. comfortable to go to wal~mart also (gimmee a break, i live in MS and that's an "outing" for us here).

[slickdawg]

Crocs rool. Don't be dissin' 'em

[RacerX]

What a bunch of fags

[Okla-homey]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1648/merlehaggard1uf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear,
Beads and plastic sandals won't be seen...

[Oldnslo]

My croc story:

The kids wanted 'em. So, we trooped on down to Dillards to buy a pair each, figuring them to be the summer shoes that would be outgrown by next school year.

The boy finds a pair. The princess finds a pair. The wife unit decides she wants a pair of croc flipflops...

Personally, I hate flipflops. But since everyone was getting shoes, I tried on a pair. Yeah, I still hate flipflops, even the squishy croc ones. So then I try on a pair of the regular crocs. First size: too small. Next try: too big. Then, I sit down to figure out whether I want shoes that are either too big or too small and I look at my feet with the crocs on 'em.

And the crocs are just the ugliest ****ing footwear ever developed in the Known Universe.

So, I didn't get shoes that day.

The End.

[Cam]

Who else wants a croc print on their forehead???
Everybody be seated please. ;)

[IB4OU2]

My cute little Aggie neighbor wore a pair of orange croc's over to our house the other night. They were disgusting.

[Okla-homey]

My croc story:

The kids wanted 'em. So, we trooped on down to Dillards to buy a pair each, figuring them to be the summer shoes that would be outgrown by next school year.

The boy finds a pair. The princess finds a pair. The wife unit decides she wants a pair of croc flipflops...

Personally, I hate flipflops. But since everyone was getting shoes, I tried on a pair. Yeah, I still hate flipflops, even the squishy croc ones. So then I try on a pair of the regular crocs. First size: too small. Next try: too big. Then, I sit down to figure out whether I want shoes that are either too big or too small and I look at my feet with the crocs on 'em.

And the crocs are just the ugliest ****ing footwear ever developed in the Known Universe.

So, I didn't get shoes that day.

The End.

I agree, they look like Mickey Mouse's shoes...if he were ghey.