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Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:04 AM
Think she'll notice?
Beef
6/22/2006, 11:05 AM
I'll give her a package for you tonight.
sooneron
6/22/2006, 11:06 AM
nice knowing you.

What's his name?
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:09 AM
Get her to join Soonerfans, and you'll always know when her birthday is.
jk the sooner fan
6/22/2006, 11:21 AM
tell her "but honey, the new house is your birthday present"

that'll work ;)
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:24 AM
tell her "but honey, the new house is your birthday present"

that'll work ;)

Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.

The other part is that I am a dumbass.
sooneron
6/22/2006, 11:28 AM
Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.

The other part is that I am a dumbass.
Why don't you just go ahead and buy a vacuum cleaner while you're at it.:texan:
Stanley1
6/22/2006, 11:29 AM
Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.

The other part is that I am a dumbass.

Hope the couch is comfy.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:30 AM
Hope the couch is comfy.

Don't you know?
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:33 AM
She noticed.
TheHumanAlphabet
6/22/2006, 11:37 AM
dood - you're so toast...
jk the sooner fan
6/22/2006, 11:39 AM
Why don't you just go ahead and buy a vacuum cleaner while you're at it.:texan:

and/or some new cookware
Cack
6/22/2006, 11:39 AM
nothing a .99 card and dinner can't take care of ... no wait ... she's a woman ... YOU'RE SCREWED
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 11:41 AM
The other part is that I am a dumbass.


Tell us something we DON'T already know. :texan:
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:43 AM
Perhaps she will choose to focus on the humorous aspect of the whole scenario.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:45 AM
She noticed.

Deny, deny, deny.
slickdawg
6/22/2006, 11:49 AM
Think she'll notice?

Think AD will be a first round draft pick?
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 11:55 AM
Perhaps she will choose to focus on the humorous aspect of the whole scenario.


[Mrs. Howzit] I find your arguement unpersuasive [/Mrs. Howzit]
Howzit
6/22/2006, 12:01 PM
[Mrs. Howzit] I find your arguement unpersuasive [/Mrs. Howzit]

You nailed it, except when she says it argument is spelled correctly.
1stTimeCaller
6/22/2006, 12:04 PM
Do I need to rearrange my music room for you? I have a queen sized aero bed that I can put in there for you.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 12:05 PM
You nailed it

You certainly won't be for awhile.
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 12:06 PM
You nailed it, except when she says it argument is spelled correctly.


How do you know?
lefty
6/22/2006, 12:08 PM
Mrs. Lefty forgot my birthday once. I've been golden about this kind of stuff since then. Believe me, I bring it up all the time.
oumartin
6/22/2006, 12:12 PM
her present is being married to you isnt' it?
i mean you dont' bring up her birthday because she hasn't aged a bit since you met her.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 12:45 PM
Just lay some of that deelishus Elfin Magic on her...

And wear the shoes. Chicks love those shoes....
TexasLidig8r
6/22/2006, 01:12 PM
Remembered Birthday: Flowers, perhaps a trinket, a night out on the town.

A Belated, Forgotten Birthday: Flowers, definitely a trinket, a night out on the town.... in San Francisco, NYC, Hawaii, the Islands.

Nah Howzit.. that little Brain Fart ain't gonna cost you nuthin... NUTHIN at all. :D :D :D :D :D
crawfish
6/22/2006, 01:34 PM
You know, we guys forget a birthday, we spend a lifetime making up for it.

A wife forgets it...she just comes to bed naked.

It ain't fair.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 01:46 PM
Remembered Birthday: Flowers, perhaps a trinket, a night out on the town.

A Belated, Forgotten Birthday: Flowers, definitely a trinket, a night out on the town.... in San Francisco, NYC, Hawaii, the Islands.

Nah Howzit.. that little Brain Fart ain't gonna cost you nuthin... NUTHIN at all. :D :D :D :D :D

What about a birthday that was just kinda...ignored?

:mack:
Howzit
6/22/2006, 01:58 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.
1stTimeCaller
6/22/2006, 01:59 PM
Get her a lab-mix puppy. I know a guy that will give you one, or two.
colleyvillesooner
6/22/2006, 02:01 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.

So me sending her the link to this thread was probably a bad idea then, huh?
Ike
6/22/2006, 02:02 PM
http://www.savemyass.com/
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 02:08 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.

I was talking about mine.

:O
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 02:53 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.


Just so you know, when she comes home tonight and thanks you for the present from the flower delivery guy, she isn't referring to the flowers. :texan: