View Full Version : So, I forgot Mrs Howzit's Birthday was today
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:04 AM
Think she'll notice?
I'll give her a package for you tonight.
sooneron
6/22/2006, 11:06 AM
nice knowing you.
What's his name?
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:09 AM
Get her to join Soonerfans, and you'll always know when her birthday is.
jk the sooner fan
6/22/2006, 11:21 AM
tell her "but honey, the new house is your birthday present"
that'll work ;)
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:24 AM
tell her "but honey, the new house is your birthday present"
that'll work ;)
Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.
The other part is that I am a dumbass.
sooneron
6/22/2006, 11:28 AM
Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.
The other part is that I am a dumbass.
Why don't you just go ahead and buy a vacuum cleaner while you're at it.:texan:
Stanley1
6/22/2006, 11:29 AM
Actually, that's part of the reason I forgot. She had told me to just let her take care of the decorating - painting, art, blah blah blah - and that would be her present. So I guess I was just thinking it was covered.
The other part is that I am a dumbass.
Hope the couch is comfy.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:30 AM
Hope the couch is comfy.
Don't you know?
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:33 AM
She noticed.
TheHumanAlphabet
6/22/2006, 11:37 AM
dood - you're so toast...
jk the sooner fan
6/22/2006, 11:39 AM
Why don't you just go ahead and buy a vacuum cleaner while you're at it.:texan:
and/or some new cookware
nothing a .99 card and dinner can't take care of ... no wait ... she's a woman ... YOU'RE SCREWED
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 11:41 AM
The other part is that I am a dumbass.
Tell us something we DON'T already know. :texan:
Howzit
6/22/2006, 11:43 AM
Perhaps she will choose to focus on the humorous aspect of the whole scenario.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 11:45 AM
She noticed.
Deny, deny, deny.
slickdawg
6/22/2006, 11:49 AM
Think she'll notice?
Think AD will be a first round draft pick?
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 11:55 AM
Perhaps she will choose to focus on the humorous aspect of the whole scenario.
[Mrs. Howzit] I find your arguement unpersuasive [/Mrs. Howzit]
Howzit
6/22/2006, 12:01 PM
[Mrs. Howzit] I find your arguement unpersuasive [/Mrs. Howzit]
You nailed it, except when she says it argument is spelled correctly.
1stTimeCaller
6/22/2006, 12:04 PM
Do I need to rearrange my music room for you? I have a queen sized aero bed that I can put in there for you.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 12:05 PM
You nailed it
You certainly won't be for awhile.
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 12:06 PM
You nailed it, except when she says it argument is spelled correctly.
How do you know?
Mrs. Lefty forgot my birthday once. I've been golden about this kind of stuff since then. Believe me, I bring it up all the time.
oumartin
6/22/2006, 12:12 PM
her present is being married to you isnt' it?
i mean you dont' bring up her birthday because she hasn't aged a bit since you met her.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 12:45 PM
Just lay some of that deelishus Elfin Magic on her...
And wear the shoes. Chicks love those shoes....
TexasLidig8r
6/22/2006, 01:12 PM
Remembered Birthday: Flowers, perhaps a trinket, a night out on the town.
A Belated, Forgotten Birthday: Flowers, definitely a trinket, a night out on the town.... in San Francisco, NYC, Hawaii, the Islands.
Nah Howzit.. that little Brain Fart ain't gonna cost you nuthin... NUTHIN at all. :D :D :D :D :D
crawfish
6/22/2006, 01:34 PM
You know, we guys forget a birthday, we spend a lifetime making up for it.
A wife forgets it...she just comes to bed naked.
It ain't fair.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 01:46 PM
Remembered Birthday: Flowers, perhaps a trinket, a night out on the town.
A Belated, Forgotten Birthday: Flowers, definitely a trinket, a night out on the town.... in San Francisco, NYC, Hawaii, the Islands.
Nah Howzit.. that little Brain Fart ain't gonna cost you nuthin... NUTHIN at all. :D :D :D :D :D
What about a birthday that was just kinda...ignored?
:mack:
Howzit
6/22/2006, 01:58 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.
1stTimeCaller
6/22/2006, 01:59 PM
Get her a lab-mix puppy. I know a guy that will give you one, or two.
colleyvillesooner
6/22/2006, 02:01 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.
So me sending her the link to this thread was probably a bad idea then, huh?
http://www.savemyass.com/
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 02:08 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.
I was talking about mine.
:O
BeetDigger
6/22/2006, 02:53 PM
Oh it hasn't been ignored now. Flowers are on the way or there, and I'm trying to play the HAHAHAHA!-I-didn't-want-to-ruin-the-surprise card.
Just so you know, when she comes home tonight and thanks you for the present from the flower delivery guy, she isn't referring to the flowers. :texan:
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