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Melo
6/22/2006, 01:34 AM
Some... GIRL just IMd me from HS. I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me, until this girl told me that she was in my spanish 2 class, and then she named my teacher. Weird. Anyways, here's what this girl says to me (I didnt know whether or not I should bleep out the female part refrence):

xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i heard that you are a b***h
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: are you?
DeathByClarinet: Maybe. Kind of depends on peoples perceptions, and how much they know about me, dont you think?
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i guess so
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i turned gay since i left high school
DeathByClarinet: Thats wonderful, if its who you are.
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: yeah i am diggin the v****a
DeathByClarinet: Uh huh. Thank you for sharing that with me.
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: do u like the v****a?


:eek: How did that go from me being a b***h to talking about me liking... uh... :O

I think I just need to go to bed.
Octavian
6/22/2006, 01:36 AM
did I clear my peem box so you could send me the pics?

I promise I wont share w/ the SO. :texan:
Melo
6/22/2006, 01:44 AM
did I clear my peem box so you could send me the pics?

I promise I wont share w/ the SO. :texan:

Psh.

Heck, I'll share with the SO for $20.
Blue
6/22/2006, 01:48 AM
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: yeah i am diggin the v****a


That should be a sig...
SicEmBaylor
6/22/2006, 01:48 AM
Psh.

Heck, I'll share with the SO for $20.
Do you take cash, check, or credit?
Melo
6/22/2006, 01:51 AM
Do you take cash, check, or credit?

Preferably cash.
Octavian
6/22/2006, 01:55 AM
since the market value just dropped significantly from the $50 I was really gonna ask for once I got these....I'll settle for spek now.

Sorry, melo....thats the market

and they're gooood, folks.....I'm about to be Stanley's 3rd favorite poster behind Chick and himself. ;)
Melo
6/22/2006, 01:56 AM
since the market value just dropped significantly from the $50 I was really gonna ask for once I got these....I'll settle for spek now.

Sorry, melo....thats the market

and they're gooood, folks.....I'm about to be Stanley's 3rd favorite poster behind Chick and himself. ;)

Its not like it matters. I get all your money in the end, anyways. ;)
Octavian
6/22/2006, 02:02 AM
damn...wimins really do rule the world :D
Melo
6/22/2006, 02:04 AM
damn...wimins really do rule the world :D

Yes. Yes they do. :D
TheHumanAlphabet
6/22/2006, 10:58 AM
Isn't it gross when a member of the same sex comes on to you???

Unless of course your gay (NTTAWWT) ;)
Hatfield
6/22/2006, 11:08 AM
the real question is well....do you? ;)
Boarder
6/22/2006, 11:37 AM
Funniest part is that she asks if you like the v, not if you like v.

What a difference a little "the" makes.
TheHumanAlphabet
6/22/2006, 11:38 AM
Its the same as "the O" ooo, ooo, ooo

From Office Space...
Boomer_Sooner_sax
6/22/2006, 12:05 PM
That should be a sig...

I am so taking that...:D
Melo
6/22/2006, 12:38 PM
the real question is well....do you? ;)

I didnt want to be rude to her. I really dont remember her, but I have a HORRIBLE memory, so I could have set next to her all year, for all I know.

Anyways, I didnt want to be rude and tell her something mean, so I just told her 'I like mine, I guess.' I think that answer sufficed, because she went on to talk about other things.

Its driving me crazy. I'm going to get out the year book so I can place her in my mind.
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 12:39 PM
Anyways, I didnt want to be rude and tell her something mean, so I just told her 'I like mine, I guess.'

:D
etouffee
6/22/2006, 12:43 PM
I'm guessing it's really a dude who knows you from school, just pretending to be that girl. It's not like a female, even a lesbian, to say to another female "yeah i am diggin the v****a, do u like the v****a?" Sorry, not buyin' that one at all. that's a dude.
sanantoniosooner
6/22/2006, 12:44 PM
I'm guessing it's really a dude who knows you from school, just pretending to be that girl. It's not like a female, even a lesbian, to say to another female "yeah i am diggin the v****a, do u like the v****a?" Sorry, not buyin' that one at all. that's a dude.
Thanks a lot.
etouffee
6/22/2006, 12:45 PM
what? did i blow your cover? sorry man.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
6/22/2006, 02:04 PM
what? did i blow your cover? sorry man.

dude, family board
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 02:10 PM
Agree to meet her.

And if she shows up with a cat and some Cool Whip - call the cops. Like, quick...
C&CDean
6/22/2006, 02:11 PM
Agree to meet her.

And if she shows up with a cat and some Cool Whip - call the cops. Like, quick...

So that's why you and your taco eatin' cat were up at the store buying some whipped cream....
frankensooner
6/22/2006, 02:16 PM
Agree to meet her.

And if she shows up with a cat and some Cool Whip - call the cops. Like, quick...
I would give you some dateline nbc spek if I could. btw, dp on the keyboard.;)
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/22/2006, 02:19 PM
So that's why you and your taco eatin' cat were up at the store buying some whipped cream....

He likes it.

What can I do?

:D
Czar Soonerov
6/22/2006, 02:27 PM
I would give you some dateline nbc spek if I could.

[dateline voiceover]We asked this preditor "do u like the v****a?"[/dateline voiceover]
Czar Soonerov
6/22/2006, 02:28 PM
Agree to meet her.

And if she shows up with a cat and some Cool Whip - call the cops. Like, quick...

Mmmm, cool whip & P****.
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
6/22/2006, 02:31 PM
Mmmm, cool whip & Coffee Filters.

:twinkies:
Gandalf_The_Grey
6/22/2006, 02:55 PM
Now I am tempted to send her a message...thanks for tempting me!
slickdawg
6/22/2006, 02:58 PM
Mmmm, cool whip & P****.

Isn't that inviting an infection?
etouffee
6/22/2006, 02:59 PM
Isn't that inviting an infection?Nope, I've never gotten an infection eating whipped cream that way :D
slickdawg
6/22/2006, 03:01 PM
tacoffee?
etouffee
6/22/2006, 03:04 PM
tacoffee?
<-- local taco eating champ, 6 years running
Scott D
6/22/2006, 03:06 PM
<-- local taco eating champ, 6 years running

wait, bsg's cat can post...and expects us to believe it's in baton rouge? :confused:
mdklatt
6/22/2006, 03:07 PM
Is it true that a cat's tongue feels like sandpaper?
1stTimeCaller
6/22/2006, 03:12 PM
Is it true that a cat's tongue feels like sandpaper?
it's hard to tell when it's covered in peanut butter or cool whip.