Stanley1
6/21/2006, 03:46 PM
1) Women drivers. Seriously, they really **** me off sometimes. At least if a dude is driving slow in the passing lane, he is usually on the phone. Women though, they just think its cool, or whatever. I drive pass them, look over, and just seem oblivious to the world. I think you should be allowed to ram them into the guard rail in such situations.
2) 3 somes on the golf course that don't let a single play through quickly enough. Dude, just wait 15 seconds and I'll be on the same tee box as you. But no, you hurry to tee off, then drive off, thus leaving me waiting behind you until I finally got sick of waiting and essentially hit into your group. You forced me to do it, a-hole.
3) Guys who go to the golf course trying to look the part, and suck ***. There were two guys ahead of me for much of my round today. They were decked out in their slacks, fancy black golf shoes, and golf hats. They always put their gloves in their back pockets after every shot, stood over their fairway shots for an eternity, and eye-balled putts like they were to win the Masters. Dudes, you were both in the 90's easily, maybe higher. Give it up, you weren't fooling anybody.
2) 3 somes on the golf course that don't let a single play through quickly enough. Dude, just wait 15 seconds and I'll be on the same tee box as you. But no, you hurry to tee off, then drive off, thus leaving me waiting behind you until I finally got sick of waiting and essentially hit into your group. You forced me to do it, a-hole.
3) Guys who go to the golf course trying to look the part, and suck ***. There were two guys ahead of me for much of my round today. They were decked out in their slacks, fancy black golf shoes, and golf hats. They always put their gloves in their back pockets after every shot, stood over their fairway shots for an eternity, and eye-balled putts like they were to win the Masters. Dudes, you were both in the 90's easily, maybe higher. Give it up, you weren't fooling anybody.