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rebmus
6/20/2006, 05:11 PM
you're at a game, go grab some grub, and when you try to return to your seat passing by all those people sitting down... how do you approach your seat? do you point your package or buttocks at all the innocent people letting you by? or, do you rotate back and forth... "package, buttocks, package, buttocks, etc"... or, do you package towards girls and rotate to buttocks for guys?

:confused:
colleyvillesooner
6/20/2006, 05:12 PM
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?
rebmus
6/20/2006, 05:14 PM
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?
well.. that's my question. i was trying to phase in a way not to get banned. :D
GottaHavePride
6/20/2006, 05:17 PM
If the people you're trying to get past remain seated, give them the *** - that way there's more room for you to lean to stay balanced. If they stand up to let you past, give them the crotch so you're not accidentally rubbing your *** on them.
Hoosier Dynasty
6/20/2006, 05:47 PM
you're at a game, go grab some grub, and when you try to return to your seat passing by all those people sitting down... how do you approach your seat? do you point your package or buttocks at all the innocent people letting you by? or, do you rotate back and forth... "package, buttocks, package, buttocks, etc"... or, do you package towards girls and rotate to buttocks for guys?

:confused:

Almost but not quite. Girls get the package unless their seniors, then, well, no they still get the package. Guys get that area between the package and the back, the side.

Wow, this sounds weird, but true.
JohnnyMack
6/20/2006, 05:49 PM
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the *** or the crotch?

How's that workin' out for ya?
crawfish
6/20/2006, 06:01 PM
What was the TV series with Gomez Addams and the pink sub?

They had the right idea.
Stanley1
6/20/2006, 06:31 PM
you're at a game, go grab some grub, and when you try to return to your seat passing by all those people sitting down... how do you approach your seat? do you point your package or buttocks at all the innocent people letting you by? or, do you rotate back and forth... "package, buttocks, package, buttocks, etc"... or, do you package towards girls and rotate to buttocks for guys?

:confused:

There are alot of guys on this board, that if they were the ones sitting there, I'd just go around. I don't want them anywhere near my python or my bung hole.
JohnnyMack
6/20/2006, 07:21 PM
There are alot of guys on this board, that if they were the ones sitting there, I'd just go around. I don't want them anywhere near my python or my bung hole.

http://nature.berkeley.edu/~screws/trinidad%20dir/images/IMG_1318.jpg

http://www.cr.nps.gov/seac/chpi/well.jpg
KyleUT
6/20/2006, 07:37 PM
Here's what Emily Post says...


In passing across people who are seated, always face the stage and press as close to the backs of the seats you are facing as you can. Remember also not to drag anything across the heads of those sitting in front of you. At the moving pictures, especially when it is dark and difficult to see, a coat on an arm passing behind a chair can literally devastate the hair-dressing of a lady occupying it.

http://www.bartleby.com/95/6.html
StoopTroup
6/20/2006, 07:46 PM
What if your in an Episciopal Church and needing to get to the middle of the pew?
BudSooner
6/20/2006, 08:17 PM
In passing across people who are seated, always face the stage and press as close to the backs of the seats you are facing as you can. Remember also to fart when walking in front of them.
At the moving pictures, especially when it is dark and difficult to see, if you happen to walk in front of a chick who you know is especially hawt since you scouted her before the show started...even if she is in burnt orange-cop a feel.

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OUinFLA
6/20/2006, 08:31 PM
Here's what Emily Post says...

Quote:
In passing across people who are seated, always face the stage and press as close to the backs of the seats you are facing as you can. Remember also not to drag anything across the heads of those sitting in front of you. At the moving pictures, especially when it is dark and difficult to see, a coat on an arm passing behind a chair can literally devastate the hair-dressing of a lady occupying it.



http://www.bartleby.com/95/6.html


and try not to fart.
49r
6/21/2006, 12:27 PM
package

and cover the package with your hands in consideration.
Melo
6/21/2006, 12:41 PM
Personally, if I were sitting down, and a guy was walking past me, I'd want the butt. I'm just sayin'.
crawfish
6/21/2006, 12:43 PM
What was the TV series with Gomez Addams and the pink sub?

They had the right idea.

Operation Petticoat!

That had been bugging me, but not enough to look it up. :O
OUDoc
6/21/2006, 12:51 PM
Personally, if I were sitting down, and a guy was walking past me, I'd want the butt. I'm just sayin'.
You have no say in the matter. ;)


Now, how you choose to pass by us, that's different.
tbl
6/21/2006, 12:57 PM
Emily Post is dead on. Not only do you have the crotch, but if they stand up you're face to face with them. Not cool.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/21/2006, 01:16 PM
'...Remember also not to drag anything across the heads of those sitting in front of you...'

This is making me giggle...
BeetDigger
6/21/2006, 01:23 PM
http://nature.berkeley.edu/~screws/trinidad%20dir/images/IMG_1318.jpg



How's that working out for you Chick? :D





http://www.cr.nps.gov/seac/chpi/well.jpg



I fully expect Howzit to take credit. :texan: