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VeeJay
6/20/2006, 10:09 AM
Yesterday it was a green one.

She's training a new employee in the cubicle right in front of me. As I type this, she's leaning over the desk and I have a free shot.

This is disturbing.

Oh MY GOD
Osce0la
6/20/2006, 10:15 AM
So I take it she is hawt?
Sooner in Tampa
6/20/2006, 10:16 AM
This thread is worthless w/o pics!!!!
White House Boy
6/20/2006, 10:16 AM
Does she weigh more than a Mack truck?
BeetDigger
6/20/2006, 10:17 AM
This thread is worthless w/o pics!!!!



Not if she's 5'0" and 219.
Sooner in Tampa
6/20/2006, 10:19 AM
Not if she's 5'0" and 219.true...but if he is checking it out, she can't be that huge...can she ??
soonerhubs
6/20/2006, 10:20 AM
Not if she's 5'0" and 219.
In that case the thread is worthless with or without pics.

Sounds like she needs to pull those britches up. There was a girl that did this at my work place all the time on purpose.

Almost lost my lunch it was so disgusting. Zero Self respect IMHO.
BeetDigger
6/20/2006, 10:24 AM
true...but if he is checking it out, she can't be that huge...can she ??


Ask Slickdawg.
Hatfield
6/20/2006, 10:28 AM
i take it wedgies are against office policy?
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 10:41 AM
i take it wedgies are against office policy?

I'm just too close for pics. My camera phone makes that picture taking noise. :O
Osce0la
6/20/2006, 10:48 AM
I'm just too close for pics. My camera phone makes that picture taking noise. :O
You can't silence that? My phone makes that noise unless it is on "etiquette mode" (basically when you put it on vibrate or turn the ringer off).
Sooner_Bob
6/20/2006, 10:50 AM
You can't silence that? My phone makes that noise unless it is on "etiquette mode" (basically when you put it on vibrate or turn the ringer off).


What Osce0la said . . . :D
toast
6/20/2006, 10:53 AM
Wow, you really have a relaxed dress code - all of our employees have to at least wear pants or a skirt.


tops are optional...
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 10:59 AM
I'll try the silence mode - I've never taken pics of girls in thongs in the office before. Of course, I can't post the pics here without being baned.
walkoffsooner
6/20/2006, 11:04 AM
I luv the smell of thong in the office.
Osce0la
6/20/2006, 11:09 AM
I'll try the silence mode - I've never taken pics of girls in thongs in the office before. Of course, I can't post the pics here without being baned.

NSFW
:confused:
slickdawg
6/20/2006, 11:16 AM
This thread is worthless w/o pics!!!!


I swear.


PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUinFLA
6/20/2006, 12:20 PM
Im not sure I want pics...........
Right now, Im kinda imagining a J L Hewett type, bending over, slingshot hanging out there giving the suggestion that a pull back shot will vault her right into....................oh, nevermind, go ahead and post the phone pic. ruin my day.
Sooner in Tampa
6/20/2006, 12:22 PM
We want to see the whaletail.
Penguin
6/20/2006, 12:24 PM
She knows she showing that thong.


A girl doesn't wear a thong for comfort.
royalfan5
6/20/2006, 12:26 PM
In that case the thread is worthless with or without pics.

Sounds like she needs to pull those britches up. There was a girl that did this at my work place all the time on purpose.

Almost lost my lunch it was so disgusting. Zero Self respect IMHO.
Some people see a lack of self-respect, and are bothered, myself on the other hand, are more than willing to give her the attention she is seeking. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.
tulsaoilerfan
6/20/2006, 12:28 PM
If the thong is showing, you have to look whether you want to or not; same with cleavage
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 12:43 PM
Tulsa is right.

While this one is not quite Jennifer Lopez, it's lookable.

I don't know if she is intentionally showing or not. It's more a part of the culture with the Latin women. She shows cleavage too. It is what it is.
Osce0la
6/20/2006, 12:46 PM
Tulsa is right.

While this one is not quite Jennifer Lopez, it's lookable.

I don't know if she is intentionally showing or not. It's more a part of the culture with the Latin women. She shows cleavage too. It is what it is.
But for some reason it isn't in the SO...
slickdawg
6/20/2006, 12:50 PM
still, no images. sigh.
Sooner in Tampa
6/20/2006, 12:55 PM
waits for pics
Sooner_Bob
6/20/2006, 12:59 PM
heh
OUDoc
6/20/2006, 01:00 PM
I get angrier every time this thread is bumped without pics.

Now I've just gone and ****ed myself off. I hope you're happy.
IronSooner
6/20/2006, 01:02 PM
I'm glad I didn't see this thread earlier. I'm unhappy, but probably not as ****ed off as Doc. I still believe in this thread, but it's a tenuous hope.
OUinFLA
6/20/2006, 01:24 PM
What a bunch of whinny wussies.
Afraid to post a pic of a thong!

Here's two for you hanger's on'ers.

If I get banned, Im taking this one for the SO Men's team!

http://www.souvenirsaustralia.com/images/thongs.jpg
mdklatt
6/20/2006, 01:25 PM
Now I've just gone and ****ed myself off.

Without the benefit of pictures?
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 01:28 PM
http://www.classybride.com/images/joelle%20jeweled%20thong%20sun.jpg

This is sort of like what I eyeballed, except the material was that stretchy cloth stuff. And there was butt crack showing this A.M.

What I seen today was considerably more revealing.

Will I get baned for this for this bawdy display?
OUinFLA
6/20/2006, 01:31 PM
See ya next week VJ, too bad you are going to miss the NBA finals.
slickdawg
6/20/2006, 01:37 PM
http://www.classybride.com/images/joelle%20jeweled%20thong%20sun.jpg

This is sort of like what I eyeballed, except the material was that stretchy cloth stuff. And there was butt crack showing this A.M.

What I seen today was considerably more revealing.

Will I get baned for this for this bawdy display?


If you get banned for that, we're all going to hell.
SoonerBK
6/20/2006, 02:04 PM
I just want to go on record as saying that I am not offended by that at all.
IronSooner
6/20/2006, 03:52 PM
Thread improving, in critical but stable condition. More pics needed, stat.
Hoosier Dynasty
6/20/2006, 03:53 PM
This thread is worthless w/o pics!!!!

Agreed . . . cream colored thong just doesn't sound all that great.:twinkies:
Al Gore
6/20/2006, 06:20 PM
Of course, I can't post the pics here without being baned.I have never heard of that????
bri
6/20/2006, 06:28 PM
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, YOU PATHETIC MORONS! YOU'RE ON THE F*CKING INTERNET!!! YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOUR SAD, SICK, HORNY MINDS CAN THINK OF, AND YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND A GODDAMN SPORTS MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING FOR GRAINY CAMERA PHONE PICS OF A GIRL'S VISIBLE THONG?! F*CKING HELL, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC!

Sheesh.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/20/2006, 06:29 PM
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, YOU PATHETIC MORONS! YOU'RE ON THE F*CKING INTERNET!!! YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOUR SAD, SICK, HORNY MINDS CAN THINK OF, AND YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND A GODDAMN SPORTS MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING FOR GRAINY CAMERA PHONE PICS OF A GIRL'S VISIBLE THONG?! F*CKING HELL, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC!

Sheesh.

What are you wearing?
slickdawg
6/20/2006, 06:29 PM
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, YOU PATHETIC MORONS! YOU'RE ON THE F*CKING INTERNET!!! YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOUR SAD, SICK, HORNY MINDS CAN THINK OF, AND YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND A GODDAMN SPORTS MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING FOR GRAINY CAMERA PHONE PICS OF A GIRL'S VISIBLE THONG?! F*CKING HELL, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC!

Sheesh.

Yeah, but none of 'em on the innerweb are VeeJay's chick.



:texan:
Al Gore
6/20/2006, 06:43 PM
What are you wearing?Boa.....
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 07:01 PM
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, YOU PATHETIC MORONS! YOU'RE ON THE F*CKING INTERNET!!! YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOUR SAD, SICK, HORNY MINDS CAN THINK OF, AND YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND A GODDAMN SPORTS MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING FOR GRAINY CAMERA PHONE PICS OF A GIRL'S VISIBLE THONG?! F*CKING HELL, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC!

Sheesh.


I couldn't agree more. And I am also proud that the prurient interest in you guided you to click on the thread in hopes of seeing grainy phone pics of said thong. :D
tulsaoilerfan
6/20/2006, 09:19 PM
Tulsa is right.

While this one is not quite Jennifer Lopez, it's lookable.

I don't know if she is intentionally showing or not. It's more a part of the culture with the Latin women. She shows cleavage too. It is what it is.
You doing any hiring VeeJay? :D
tulsaoilerfan
6/20/2006, 09:23 PM
I remember walking into the stockroom at Wal-mart one day and the hot gal that worked in toys was bent over doing something and i got a GREAT shot of her thong; if women don't want us to look, they shouldn't wear them and bend over in them.:D :D
VeeJay
6/20/2006, 11:19 PM
Hope to be able to report the color of the day in the morning.
LoyalFan
6/20/2006, 11:37 PM
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST, YOU PATHETIC MORONS! YOU'RE ON THE F*CKING INTERNET!!! YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ANYTHING YOUR SAD, SICK, HORNY MINDS CAN THINK OF, AND YOU HAVE TO HANG AROUND A GODDAMN SPORTS MESSAGE BOARD BEGGING FOR GRAINY CAMERA PHONE PICS OF A GIRL'S VISIBLE THONG?! F*CKING HELL, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC!

Sheesh.

This, boys and girls, is your brain on drugs.

LF
SeattleOUstudent
6/20/2006, 11:41 PM
Um is your asst married? I dont know if she has butter face, but with a bod like that, she can wear a thong.


...but of course I need more pics to be sure ;)
usmc-sooner
6/21/2006, 12:04 AM
what would be really gross if her thong was crimson and cream
SeattleOUstudent
6/21/2006, 03:48 PM
whats the update on this for today, Veejay?
VeeJay
6/21/2006, 05:32 PM
It was purple today.

She also has a large tatt on the lower back. So the color scheme so far this week has been blue, cream, and purple. Not sure what this means. I know there's a hidden meaning in there.

The girl she's training is pretty hot, too. These gals wear tight clothes and what not. The new 'un was bent over a couple of times; I seen flesh but no thong.

You hillbillies must think all I do all day at work is watch girls bend over.
OUinFLA
6/21/2006, 05:39 PM
You hillbillies must think all I do all day at work is watch girls bend over.


What I do know is you dont spend the day trying to figure out how to work your cell phone camera.
VeeJay
6/21/2006, 05:59 PM
"Grrr...this blasted cell phone camera. Just when I have a perfect chance to get a shot of that thong to post up on the South Oval, and a voice mail comes through, with the theme song from Hawaii 5-0 in MIDI getting everybody's attention.

Damn!.......she just glanced over here and pulled her skirt up again...."

...as I sit at my desk with my cell phone pointed in the general direction of her buttocks.
sanantoniosooner
6/21/2006, 06:10 PM
I haven't read one post in this thread, but I just jumped in to bump thehttp://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/rating/rating_1.gif
PhilTLL
6/21/2006, 06:15 PM
Sure is an awful lot of pushing the heterosexual agenda in this here topic. It's..."in your face," even! ;)
StoopTroup
6/21/2006, 06:43 PM
VeeJay...

Talk to her about it...

Tell her that you want to know what color she's going to wear tomorrow because the office pool is up to $100 as no one has guessed it right in awhile.

YWIA
SeattleOUstudent
6/21/2006, 07:36 PM
better be some more pics of her or her assistant tomorrow!...this thread is startin to lose its viewership.
Scott D
6/21/2006, 08:06 PM
It was purple today.

She also has a large tatt on the lower back. So the color scheme so far this week has been blue, cream, and purple. Not sure what this means. I know there's a hidden meaning in there.

The girl she's training is pretty hot, too. These gals wear tight clothes and what not. The new 'un was bent over a couple of times; I seen flesh but no thong.

You hillbillies must think all I do all day at work is watch girls bend over.

I'm thinkin that you need to hook a brotha' up with a job.
Al Gore
6/21/2006, 08:25 PM
This place has really gone downhill since "The Man" took my pic posting privilege away.....
StoopTroup
6/21/2006, 08:31 PM
This place has really gone downhill since "The Man" took my pic posting privilege away.....
AHHHHHHHHHHH............

The good ole dayz....
noleamite
6/22/2006, 12:39 AM
lol..."the man" is always trying to keep us down.
Boomer_Sooner_sax
6/22/2006, 12:12 PM
what would be really gross if her thong was crimson and cream

Thanks...I WAS easting....
bri
6/22/2006, 01:44 PM
This place has really gone downhill since "The Man" took my pic posting privilege away.....

It amuses me that you think that. :D
tulsaoilerfan
6/22/2006, 07:34 PM
Had to get this back on the first page.:D
StoopTroup
6/22/2006, 07:36 PM
better be some more pics of her or her assistant tomorrow!...this thread is startin to lose its viewership.
Did VeeJay call in sick? ;)
SeattleOUstudent
6/23/2006, 02:46 AM
Thats what I was thinkin......PICS, man, PICS!
StoopTroup
6/23/2006, 04:01 PM
I hate when threads as good as this one suddenly just stop...:D
VeeJay
6/23/2006, 05:05 PM
Sorry - Thursday and Friday were thong-free at the Work 20.
StoopTroup
6/23/2006, 05:14 PM
See ya Monday afternoon...lol.

:D
IronSooner
6/23/2006, 06:28 PM
hopefully with pics
tulsaoilerfan
6/24/2006, 06:27 PM
Sorry - Thursday and Friday were thong-free at the Work 20.
Please keep us updated; this thread MUST not die:D
proud gonzo
6/24/2006, 07:07 PM
She knows she showing that thong.


A girl doesn't wear a thong for comfort.

a girl I know does--she thinks they're really comfortable. but she's insane. most OTHER girls I know wear them so they don't have panty lines.
oumartin
6/24/2006, 07:11 PM
i wear em to feel feminine!
Newbomb Turk
6/24/2006, 07:16 PM
i wear em to feel feminine!

thanks for ruining a perfectly good thread. :mad: :D
tulsaoilerfan
6/24/2006, 09:45 PM
I prefer girls that wear no panties at all; now that's HOT!!
oumartin
6/24/2006, 09:47 PM
what? is something wrong with it?
VeeJay
6/24/2006, 10:40 PM
a girl I know does--she thinks they're really comfortable. but she's insane. most OTHER girls I know wear them so they don't have panty lines.

I respect that comment immensely.

I do not think I have had sufficiently intimate conversations with females to gauge the comfort level of the thongs they may or may not be wearing.

I hope you hit some of them.
SeattleOUstudent
6/24/2006, 10:47 PM
I respect that comment immensely.

I do not think I have had sufficiently intimate conversations with females to gauge the comfort level of the thongs they may or may not be wearing.

I hope you hit some of them.



Vee...update pls.
Blue
6/25/2006, 01:27 AM
I'm predicting Blue on Monday...
White House Boy
6/26/2006, 09:04 AM
I'm predicting Blue on Monday...

It's Monday... so was Blue right or what???
SeattleOUstudent
6/27/2006, 04:53 PM
Vee


Why did you stop posting in this thread? :(
NormanPride
6/27/2006, 05:04 PM
My pants are officially sad. :(
slickdawg
6/27/2006, 05:52 PM
GIFS!
VeeJay
6/27/2006, 06:07 PM
Sorry - it's been four days in a row and no thongage.

Although, the new assistant seems quite worthy, in her own right, of a little misplaced exhibitionism.

Gimme a couple of more days. I hope to have news tomorrow., Still, pics will be hard to come by.

Heh - I said hard.
yermom
6/27/2006, 06:25 PM
I respect that comment immensely.

I do not think I have had sufficiently intimate conversations with females to gauge the comfort level of the thongs they may or may not be wearing.

I hope you hit some of them.

in the mouth?
SeattleOUstudent
6/27/2006, 06:45 PM
Sorry - it's been four days in a row and no thongage.

Although, the new assistant seems quite worthy, in her own right, of a little misplaced exhibitionism.

Gimme a couple of more days. I hope to have news tomorrow., Still, pics will be hard to come by.

Heh - I said hard.

Bad news, boys....it must be that time o the month!
afs
6/27/2006, 09:56 PM
Sorry - it's been four days in a row and no thongage.

Although, the new assistant seems quite worthy, in her own right, of a little misplaced exhibitionism.

Gimme a couple of more days. I hope to have news tomorrow., Still, pics will be hard to come by.

Heh - I said hard.

yep, that time of the month. give it 3-4 more days and the thong will be back.
SeattleOUstudent
8/22/2006, 01:18 PM
Im very disapointed in this thread. I was hoping for more updates. :)
VeeJay
8/22/2006, 02:35 PM
I haven't seen much thongage lately, but the cleavage scene is heating up nicely.

Is it inappropriate office behavior to ask a young lady if you can get a look at her belly button?
sooner n houston
8/22/2006, 03:47 PM
I haven't seen much thongage lately, but the cleavage scene is heating up nicely.

Is it inappropriate office behavior to ask a young lady if you can get a look at her belly button?

Is it appropriate? Oh yes, of course, trust me on this one! :D

If you want to really impress her, ask her if you can take a pic of her belly button, looking through her cleavage! :D
Boomer.....
8/22/2006, 03:49 PM
and post the pic.
sooner n houston
8/22/2006, 03:51 PM
and post the pic.

Well, that goes without saying! This is after all the SO!!!
tulsaoilerfan
8/22/2006, 06:54 PM
Going on 2 months, and still no pics; very disappointed am i
VeeJay
8/22/2006, 07:21 PM
Is there a movement underfoot to have me baned?

'Cos what I'm seein' on a daily basis ain't suitable for this here board.
hurricane'bone
8/22/2006, 07:27 PM
Thats why we have PEEMs.

;)
VeeJay
8/22/2006, 09:50 PM
http://antiprotester.com/cynthia.jpg

http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/images/bug_eyes_05.gif

http://images.washtimes.com/photos/full/20060404-100011-6502.jpg

http://customsoundandmore.com/catalog/images/bugeye.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/lostsoul0319/100_2161.jpg

http://letterman.iscool.com/february97/2-3a.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Picture/2931/kaufman1.jpg

I know this ain't exactly what you's lookin' fer...
bigdsooner
8/22/2006, 10:05 PM
those pics succ, we want the goods
SeattleOUstudent
8/24/2006, 03:21 PM
Vee...we know you have the pic capabilities. Give us something.
SeattleOUstudent
4/26/2007, 10:33 PM
happy assistants day!
VeeJay
4/27/2007, 07:49 AM
I have relocated to North Carolina since my thong-watchin' days of yesteryear.

I am sad to report that I've yet to eyeball a thong about these conservative Eastern NC women.
Boomer.....
4/27/2007, 08:36 AM
:(
yermom
4/27/2007, 09:46 AM
at least lie to us since you aren't posting pics anyway...
VeeJay
4/27/2007, 10:18 AM
I ain't good at lying.

I seen what I seen. Butt carckage and breastages a-floppin' from my Miami office are firmly etched in my mind.
OUinFLA
4/27/2007, 10:34 AM
VeeJay's mind:

http://www.etchy.org/images/dyn/9906.jpg
CUinNC
4/27/2007, 11:12 AM
I ain't good at lying.

I seen what I seen. Butt carckage and breastages a-floppin' from my Miami office are firmly etched in my mind.

VJ - you miss them hotties, I can see that bro'....

How's it going since you moved..been anywhere yet?
VeeJay
4/27/2007, 01:51 PM
VJ - you miss them hotties, I can see that bro'....

How's it going since you moved..been anywhere yet?

Not much yet - just a couple of overnight bidness trips to VA and GA. Mrs. VJ and my 7 year old are in FL until our house there sells. I thought it would be cool to be on my own again for a while, but after three weeks I'm missin' 'em big time.

I saw Pilot Mountain a couple of days ago on the way to VA. :twinkies:
setem
4/27/2007, 01:56 PM
This is the greatest thread of any forom in the the history of forums!!!!
CUinNC
4/27/2007, 02:11 PM
Not much yet - just a couple of overnight bidness trips to VA and GA. Mrs. VJ and my 7 year old are in FL until our house there sells. I thought it would be cool to be on my own again for a while, but after three weeks I'm missin' 'em big time.

I saw Pilot Mountain a couple of days ago on the way to VA. :twinkies:

Then you also went thru the town I live in as well....Mt. Airy

Hope things work well for you & family
SeattleOUstudent
3/21/2008, 09:05 AM
http://www.classybride.com/images/joelle%20jeweled%20thong%20sun.jpg

This is sort of like what I eyeballed, except the material was that stretchy cloth stuff. And there was butt crack showing this A.M.

What I seen today was considerably more revealing.

Will I get baned for this for this bawdy display?


Still one of my favorite threads EVAR! Pics included :)
VeeJay
3/21/2008, 01:16 PM
Some of these broads here in Eastern NC haven't discovered thongs - and that's probably a good thing.

I do miss a lot about Miami. ;)
yermom
3/21/2008, 01:24 PM
i'm in the wrong state and profession

i hate this thread
shaun4411
3/21/2008, 01:39 PM
i have a phone thong pic of a girl at work
soonerbrat
3/21/2008, 06:06 PM
When i first read the title I thought it said she was wearing a cream colored "thing" not "thong"

and was wondering how you could tell when she was bending over.

or something.

I think i'm still dr*nk from last night.

but i'm not dr*nk posting. i promise.