OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 11:22 PM
#1
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay,
you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
#2
blond driver
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.......
The blonde began,"It was the strangest thing!!!! I looked up and saw a tree, so i swerved to the right. Then i saw another tree, so i swerved to the left. Then there was another tree, and another, and another....................."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said," mam.........I don't know how to tell you this ,but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay,
you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
#2
blond driver
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened.......
The blonde began,"It was the strangest thing!!!! I looked up and saw a tree, so i swerved to the right. Then i saw another tree, so i swerved to the left. Then there was another tree, and another, and another....................."
The sheriff thought for a minute and then said," mam.........I don't know how to tell you this ,but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."