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olevetonahill
6/19/2006, 09:20 PM
As rich as you , Man I cant believe My good fortune , You must have decided to give em My name since you have all you are ever gonna need :cool: Thanks Pal

: 100% Trust

Dear Foreigner,
I am so sorry if I have pried into your privacy, it was due to the
confidentiality repose to this medium.My name is Mr.John Martins,the
Manager in charge of Consignment and Diplomatic Delivery Department of London
Diplomatic Academy Ltd.My company has been widely used for
deposit/shipment of vital documents and properties,mostly by prominent
leaders in Africa,Europe and America.

I just discovered an unclaimed Consignment valued at $10M (Coded
American Dollars)that was deposited by one of our late customer in the year
2000.

For Six years now, I expected any of his relations to make claim for
this Consignment inline with our professional working ethics/guidelines
but it's so very clear to me now that this deposit was made unknown to
any of his relations.It is upon this discovery that I now decided to
contact you to legally release and deliver this Consignment (Fund) to you
as the original depositor for safety and subsequent disbursement among
us since nobody is coming for it.

The request for a foreign personality like you in this business is
occasioned by the very fact that the customer was a foreigner. All I have
to do is to release a deposit Bond issued to you as of the time
you deposited the trunk with my company.The United Nation (UN) Office
here will issue Anti-Terrorist Clearance Coverage and endorse the
shipment in line with the UN embargo on ethics 72 of their diplomatic
Act. I will work out all the shipment process and the special
diplomatic delivery to your doorstep or to any of our clearing house closer to
you where you will be paid in cash.

All I want you to do is to apply to my company officially for the
release of your consignment.Trusting to hear from you ASAP if you are
willing to work with me.

Yours Faithfully,
Mr.John Martins
London Diplomatic Academy Ltd
Moon Beever,24 Bloomsbury SQ,London WC1A 2PL
olevetonahill
6/19/2006, 09:27 PM
The ofers are pouring in now Thanks Pal .
This one sounds Like I might have to work or something , Hey Sicem Ill let you have it ok ? :D
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:02:00 -1200
From: "Dennis" <[email protected]> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Hello

Hello
My name is JOHN SEWARD i'm 46 years old i'm into industrial raw
materials
and export into america/canada. I have acquired your email address as
aperson who is actively involved in or is looking for an online
business
opportunity or looking for a part time job to complement current
earnings.I
live in UK,with a kid,the love of my life. It is definitely my my only
life
in my house. i'm searching for representatives who can help me
establish a
medium of getting to our costumers in america, canada as well as making
payments through you to us .I am always having serious difficulties
when it
comes to selling my product to Americans, cos they are always offering
to
pay with a US MONEY ORDER/CHECK,which is difficult for me to cash here
in
United Kingdom.
Please if you are interested as a part-time worker and i will be
willing to
pay 10% for every transaction,which wouldn't affect your present state
of
work i will be very glad. Please contact for more information.Subject
to
your satisfaction i give that opportunity to which i will pay for your
services as my representative in america/canada.Please if you are
interested contact Asap.

JOHN SEWARD
import & export,
10,Kent Road
street,London,W6 3SE
Contact phone no 44-703-192-1944
SoonerBorn68
6/19/2006, 09:31 PM
I often thought I'd respond to one of those just to see how long I could string them out.
olevetonahill
6/19/2006, 10:01 PM
I often thought I'd respond to one of those just to see how long I could string them out.

LMFAO
A dude was gonna SELL me a car that he had bought , had shipped to the UK found out he couldnt get it registered . It was a 40 thou ride . he was ship it to me and PAY for the shipping for 10 Thou lol
I found this on Ebay
The dude even Gave me the VIN I ran it on car fax . the ride was in Mo.
OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 10:27 PM
maybe we need a "rich old guy" clique?
OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 10:40 PM
I often thought I'd respond to one of those just to see how long I could string them out.

One of the members of the Florida Fishing Forum had quite a sequence going with one of these emails. He posted every response on the forum and had us all in stitches.
Finally he created his own web page and documented the entire correspondence. I am thinking of trying the same with one of the ones I am receiving.

Link to Captain Mcgillicuddy web page (http://www.captainmcgillicuddy.com/Mcgillicuddy/CaptainsLog.asp)

Click on Captains Log
Then click on "Finds his long lost son in Afirca"

Long read, but really hilarious.
OUinFLA
6/20/2006, 09:51 AM
Ok, my accountant says I can't have anymore unearned income for the rest of the year. I think he's crazy, but then he isn't Stanley1. So, Im passing this one on to any of you lessor fortunate Sooenrs who are in need of a windfall. YWIA


From: Barrister Martin Collins
Martin Collins chambers'
London England.


Dear OUinFLA,

I am Barrister Martin Collins a solicitor at law. I am
the personal attorney to Late.Mr. Donald OUinFLA a
national of your country who died in a ghastly car
accident in 2004.

Since he died, I have made several enquiries to locate
any of my clients extended relatives but it has also
proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful
attempts, to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the
money and property left behind by my client before
they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the
bank where this huge deposit were lodged.

Particularly, the bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about 8.5 million dollars has issued
me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the
account confiscated.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating any
possible relatives, I now seek your consent to present
you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have
the same last name, so that the proceeds of this
account valued at 8.5 million dollars can be paid to
you and then you and me can share the money 60% to me
and 40% to you.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All I require is
your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal
through.

I guarantee you that this will be executed under a
legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any
breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my
email or telephone for further directives on how to
go about actualizing the claim in your name.

Best regards,

Barrister Martin Collins.
[email protected]
mrowl
6/20/2006, 10:02 AM
One of the members of the Florida Fishing Forum had quite a sequence going with one of these emails. He posted every response on the forum and had us all in stitches.
Finally he created his own web page and documented the entire correspondence. I am thinking of trying the same with one of the ones I am receiving.

Link to Captain Mcgillicuddy web page (http://www.captainmcgillicuddy.com/Mcgillicuddy/CaptainsLog.asp)

Click on Captains Log
Then click on "Finds his long lost son in Afirca"

Long read, but really hilarious.

lmao... that is greatness.
SicEmBaylor
6/21/2006, 04:47 AM
The ofers are pouring in now Thanks Pal .
This one sounds Like I might have to work or something , Hey Sicem Ill let you have it ok ? :D

He's a man true to his word. How do you all think I finally could afford even the "poor student" sponsorship?
SicEmBaylor
6/21/2006, 04:48 AM
Ok, my accountant says I can't have anymore unearned income for the rest of the year. I think he's crazy, but then he isn't Stanley1. So, Im passing this one on to any of you lessor fortunate Sooenrs who are in need of a windfall. YWIA
[thread hijack]Hey do you know where Largo, Fl is? I was born there and was just wondering if you were familiar with it.[/thread hijack]
OUinFLA
6/21/2006, 07:29 AM
[thread hijack]Hey do you know where Largo, Fl is? I was born there and was just wondering if you were familiar with it.[/thread hijack]

A Native Floridian!!!
wow you are in the minority, perhaps you can get guberment assistance or somethin?
Largo is only an hour away, directly in line from my driveway to the beach.
sanantoniosooner
6/21/2006, 07:50 AM
One of the members of the Florida Fishing Forum had quite a sequence going with one of these emails. He posted every response on the forum and had us all in stitches.
Finally he created his own web page and documented the entire correspondence. I am thinking of trying the same with one of the ones I am receiving.

Link to Captain Mcgillicuddy web page (http://www.captainmcgillicuddy.com/Mcgillicuddy/CaptainsLog.asp)

Click on Captains Log
Then click on "Finds his long lost son in Afirca"

Long read, but really hilarious.
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SicEmBaylor
6/21/2006, 04:31 PM
A Native Floridian!!!
wow you are in the minority, perhaps you can get guberment assistance or somethin?
Largo is only an hour away, directly in line from my driveway to the beach.
My dad did his residency at Sun Coast hospital in Largo and we lived on Maderia Beach. Then we have some land up in the panhandle.