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oumartin
6/19/2006, 08:15 PM
I've only had crabs :D
GDC
6/19/2006, 08:16 PM
When I used to visit Juarez a lot I was always having to take some kind of pill.
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 08:16 PM
Chick has herpes.

<runs away VERY quickly>

:P
SoonerBorn68
6/19/2006, 08:28 PM
So does Stanley. ;)
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 08:29 PM
Chick has herpes.



Is that bad for the baby? :eek:
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 08:31 PM
So does Stanley. ;)

Or she's cheating on him.



I don't think he thought that one out very well. :D
tbl
6/19/2006, 08:34 PM
Most people who have had sex have HPV. It doesn't do squat to the guys, but it increases the risk of cervical cancer in women. Apparently they just released the vaccine for it.

Got crabs my junior year in high school, and pretty much kept them for around 6-8 months. Don't ask why I never went to the pharmacy and got anything... I moved to Texas and they went away within 3 weeks. Weird.
oumartin
6/19/2006, 08:35 PM
crabs are the worse.. i thought i had jock itch until the girlfriend was down there makin' nice and she saw them jump...
the start of the hairless region began
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 08:36 PM
Or she's cheating on him.



I don't think he thought that one out very well. :D

DOH! :O

Prolly with a fireman, if I were guessing. ;)
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 08:39 PM
Is that bad for the baby? :eek:

If you only knew..... :)
tbl
6/19/2006, 08:40 PM
They don't jump... They crawl, slowly, and burrow themselves in your skin. You have to pop them out like a zit once they've dug in. NASTINESS!

I shaved the first night I popped one of those little bumps, but it did no good. I was infested.

I'm getting itchy just thinking about it....
oumartin
6/19/2006, 08:41 PM
well not jump but move..
don't put blue star ointment on them. cuz that makes me nuts!! no pun intended
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 08:42 PM
BSG is such a bastard for not doing this already:

OH MY GOD.
OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 08:49 PM
Ill just assume Chick has not read the board tonight?
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 08:52 PM
Ill just assume Chick has not read the board tonight?

It's nothing a PM can't fix. If you're lucky she'll PM you back; her PMs smell good.
yermom
6/19/2006, 09:02 PM
Most people who have had sex have HPV. It doesn't do squat to the guys, but it increases the risk of cervical cancer in women. Apparently they just released the vaccine for it.

Got crabs my junior year in high school, and pretty much kept them for around 6-8 months. Don't ask why I never went to the pharmacy and got anything... I moved to Texas and they went away within 3 weeks. Weird.


a quick GIS might set you straight on that one ;)
SoonerStud615
6/19/2006, 09:05 PM
well this isn't an awkward thread
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 09:20 PM
Ill just assume Chick has not read the board tonight?

No. But I did call her to let her know what I said. She didn't sound happy. ;)
49r
6/19/2006, 09:26 PM
According to best estimates, approximately 1 in every 250 Americans are living with HIV. That means that if you took a random sample of folks in the US and filled a stadium of say, 80k, on average there will be about 320 people in there with HIV.

Then there's Chlamydia and Ghonorrea. Fill that same stadium, and there will be around 640 folks that have contracted one of those two diseases within the last year!

Numbers are fun!
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 10:28 PM
Chick has herpes.

<runs away VERY quickly>

:P

And I have forgiven you for giving them to me....that is, as long as they don't hurt the baby, all is forgiven. :rolleyes:
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 10:29 PM
And I have forgiven you for giving them to me....that is, as long as they don't hurt the baby, all is forgiven. :rolleyes:

STOP with the baby talk. ;)
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 10:31 PM
STOP with the baby talk. ;)

STOP with the herpes talk. :P
yermom
6/19/2006, 10:33 PM
:eek:
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 10:34 PM
:eek:

Wha?????
oumartin
6/19/2006, 10:35 PM
i think they are gonna end up spreading their diseases around in here if they keep it up.
yermom
6/19/2006, 10:37 PM
Wha?????

i'm just worried about that fireman's baby
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 10:39 PM
i'm just worried about that fireman's baby

Me too, seemed like a nice guy. :D
OCUDad
6/19/2006, 10:40 PM
And I have forgiven you for giving them to meIs (are?) herpes plural? Can you have just one herpe?

Just trying to take this thread in a slightly different direction...
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 10:41 PM
i'm just worried about that fireman's baby

If it's born here it's automatically a US citizen, right?
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 11:00 PM
If it's born here it's automatically a US citizen, right?

That is actually very funny..and I get it.

and for the record, there is no herpes, there is/was no fireman and there is no baby.

Stanley, the answer to your question earlier, however, is still no.
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 11:01 PM
Stanley, the answer to your question earlier, however, is still no.

I just threw up a little in my mouth. :O
OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 11:03 PM
imagine if you were Muslim.

The Rules (http://www.geocities.com/mwh_help/conditions.html)
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 11:06 PM
imagine if you were Muslim.

The Rules (http://www.geocities.com/mwh_help/conditions.html)

That rule should apply to EVERYONE...not just Muslims.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 11:07 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth. :O

How much would it freak you out right now if I said me too? :D
OUinFLA
6/19/2006, 11:07 PM
Is (are?) herpes plural? Can you have just one herpe?

Just trying to take this thread in a slightly different direction...

Well, that sparked my curiosity, so I did a Google for "Herpe".
Lots of links, but what caught my attention was the link on the right side of the page:


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Stanley1
6/19/2006, 11:08 PM
How much would it freak you out right now if I said me too? :D

Gonna need some Nyquil tonight. :O