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BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 04:08 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.




Why do husbands die before wives?

They want to.



In the beggining, God created the earth and then rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.



:D

BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 04:09 PM
I need to send these to my wife. She will have forgotten by the time she gets back. I hope anyway. :D