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sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 02:32 PM
If I knock my wife off the bed..........we can still do it if I can get her up there within 5 seconds.
jeremy885
6/19/2006, 02:46 PM
From what she told me, you're already done in that amount time anyways, so why would it matter?
;)
BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 02:48 PM
SAS - is this wishful thinking on your part?
Does that apply to anyone who knocks your wife off the bed?
Best thing is to figure out how to keep her from falling asleep in the first place
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 06:47 PM
You pinheads don't get the flow of the thread.
If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.
BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 06:53 PM
You pinheads don't get the flow of the thread.
If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.
So, you are talking about drinking in bed rather than having sex. I am beginning to have a better understanding of why you aren't getting as much as you would like. Sheesh, and you're calling US pinheads. :texan:
If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.
Is that like playing for both teams? 'Cuz I think it counts.
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 09:24 PM
If I knock my wife off the bed..........we can still do it if I can get her up there within 5 seconds.
Come on SAS.....we all know it takes more than one man to knock your wife out of bed. ;)
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 10:49 PM
You guys suck at this.
If Martin reads your post, and doesn't respond with a homo comment in 5 seconds, he must be distracted.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 10:58 PM
This thread reminds me of an Oreo commercial...why is that? :confused:
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 11:02 PM
This thread reminds me of an Oreo commercial...why is that? :confused:
because you're a chick.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 11:03 PM
because you're a chick.
aaahhhh...so this is a "guy humor" thread? :rolleyes:
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 11:08 PM
aaahhhh...so this is a "guy humor" thread? :rolleyes:
well, you can go that way with it, or you can go with the scientific theory that women just randomly brain fart.
oumartin
6/20/2006, 08:57 AM
sorry sas, i was getting some!
crawfish
6/20/2006, 08:58 AM
sorry sas, i was getting some!
SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR 10 SECONDS!!!
Go clean yourself up. :mad:
oumartin
6/20/2006, 09:04 AM
no, she was just asleep so i invited my right hand over for drinks.
however, when my wife rolls outta bed today she'll see her hair is all matted.
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