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sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 02:32 PM
If I knock my wife off the bed..........we can still do it if I can get her up there within 5 seconds.
jeremy885
6/19/2006, 02:46 PM
From what she told me, you're already done in that amount time anyways, so why would it matter?


;)
BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 02:48 PM
SAS - is this wishful thinking on your part?
OUDoc
6/19/2006, 02:54 PM
Does that apply to anyone who knocks your wife off the bed?
Getem
6/19/2006, 04:50 PM
Best thing is to figure out how to keep her from falling asleep in the first place
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 06:47 PM
You pinheads don't get the flow of the thread.

If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.
BeetDigger
6/19/2006, 06:53 PM
You pinheads don't get the flow of the thread.

If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.


So, you are talking about drinking in bed rather than having sex. I am beginning to have a better understanding of why you aren't getting as much as you would like. Sheesh, and you're calling US pinheads. :texan:
OUDoc
6/19/2006, 09:22 PM
If you sip from the wrong cup, but it goes unnoticed for 5 seconds, it doesn't count.
Is that like playing for both teams? 'Cuz I think it counts.
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 09:24 PM
If I knock my wife off the bed..........we can still do it if I can get her up there within 5 seconds.

Come on SAS.....we all know it takes more than one man to knock your wife out of bed. ;)
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 10:49 PM
You guys suck at this.

If Martin reads your post, and doesn't respond with a homo comment in 5 seconds, he must be distracted.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 10:58 PM
This thread reminds me of an Oreo commercial...why is that? :confused:
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 11:02 PM
This thread reminds me of an Oreo commercial...why is that? :confused:
because you're a chick.
ChickSoonerFan
6/19/2006, 11:03 PM
because you're a chick.

aaahhhh...so this is a "guy humor" thread? :rolleyes:
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 11:08 PM
aaahhhh...so this is a "guy humor" thread? :rolleyes:
well, you can go that way with it, or you can go with the scientific theory that women just randomly brain fart.
oumartin
6/20/2006, 08:57 AM
sorry sas, i was getting some!
crawfish
6/20/2006, 08:58 AM
sorry sas, i was getting some!

SHE WAS ON THE FLOOR 10 SECONDS!!!

Go clean yourself up. :mad:
oumartin
6/20/2006, 09:04 AM
no, she was just asleep so i invited my right hand over for drinks.
however, when my wife rolls outta bed today she'll see her hair is all matted.