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Penguin
6/18/2006, 11:57 PM
I can stand around and throw my arms out at a 90 degree angle. Where is my $20 million dollar contract?



Can I shoot? Well, I can shoot more that 0.02% from the free throw line, so I am a very valuable asset.


I just watched the last quarter and overtime periods of the last NBA playoff game. I have learned all I need. I can compete against the best.



I CAN WIN 20 CHAMPIONSHIPS, PERIOD!
skycat
6/19/2006, 12:01 AM
What's your vertical?
Vaevictis
6/19/2006, 12:04 AM
What was Larry Bird's vertical?

(like 8 inches or something, right?)
dolemitesooner
6/19/2006, 12:05 AM
What was Larry Bird's vertical?

(like 8 inches or something, right?)
HA:D YOUR FUNNY


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