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sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 03:49 PM
but I hate to burden you guys with my problems.
Newbomb Turk
6/18/2006, 03:51 PM
doesn't stop anybody else on the board.
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 03:52 PM
I'm a very private person though.
soonerhubs
6/18/2006, 03:54 PM
Good SAS let it out, and I'll listen(read) and respond...
Okla-homey
6/18/2006, 04:01 PM
We're here for you...but I would advise against confessing to any crimes or anything like that.;)
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 04:09 PM
I haven't committed any crimes........yet.
Newbomb Turk
6/18/2006, 04:13 PM
I enjoy reading people's gripes...if that helps.
oumartin
6/18/2006, 04:13 PM
does this involve the opposite sex?
soonerhubs
6/18/2006, 04:17 PM
does this involve the opposite sex?
What's the opposite of sex? :D:confused:
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 04:20 PM
does this involve the opposite sex?
I wont bore you with tales of females.........homo.
Newbomb Turk
6/18/2006, 04:20 PM
What's the opposite of sex? :D:confused:

I don't know what it's called, but I'm familiar with it.
oumartin
6/18/2006, 04:24 PM
no wonder shubberies are the only bush you get into SAS! :D
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 04:25 PM
I wish lack of a sex life was my biggest issue right now.
Newbomb Turk
6/18/2006, 04:27 PM
no wonder shubberies are the only bush you get into SAS! :D

do you just search for threads with the word "sex" in them?
lefty
6/18/2006, 04:29 PM
I wont bore you with tales of females.........homo.

I always thought it was "tails of females." My bad.
Osce0la
6/18/2006, 04:29 PM
Why is sex even being mentioned in a SAS thread? :confused:
soonerhubs
6/18/2006, 04:29 PM
I don't know what it's called, but I'm familiar with it.
HEH!... I mean... I'm sorry.:O
BeetDigger
6/18/2006, 04:39 PM
Why is sex even being mentioned in a SAS thread? :confused:


It's lack of sex that's discussed. You can ask SAS about the reason. :D
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 04:41 PM
Folks..........I'm quite familiar with sex.

It's like riding a bicycle. Only my wife backed over the bike with her car.

But that isn't the issue.
lefty
6/18/2006, 04:44 PM
You sure it was your wife? Just saying;)
Newbomb Turk
6/18/2006, 04:44 PM
good "Seinfeld" thread going right now - 18 posts about nothing.

make that 21.
Octavian
6/18/2006, 04:50 PM
bicycles are fun
lefty
6/18/2006, 04:54 PM
bicycles are fun

Unless you're a fish.
Tailwind
6/18/2006, 06:27 PM
Ok, so what's the problem? Nasty neighbor? ****y boss? Unruly chilluns? What?
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 09:05 PM
bah........it has to do with relationship conflicts involving people I love or hate depending on the current irritation factor associated with them.
slickdawg
6/18/2006, 09:11 PM
WELL IF YOU'D JUST MOVE YER ****IN' FENCE, all of this would be over.
StoopTroup
6/18/2006, 09:11 PM
good "Seinfeld" thread going right now - 18 posts about nothing.

make that 21.
Heh.

http://www.cob.montevallo.edu/Price02/kramer.jpg
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 09:16 PM
I don't want to make this a church thread, but it is my fellow christians I am vexed with right now.
slickdawg
6/18/2006, 09:18 PM
Oh, I get it, you are mad at Jesus cause the Spurs are sitting at home
right now.
MamaMia
6/18/2006, 10:40 PM
Is it a church/money thing, or a church/person thing?

My girlfriend was a member of that Methodist church in downtown Oklahoma City. You know, the one off of 4th St.? Well, two people in her choir had an affair, left their heartbroken spouses and then, the pastor had the gall and the audacity to marry the two adulterers right there at the church alter.

I said then, "That church may just get hit by a tornado or something." Well, little did we know...

So, anyway, back to the subject; I wish you would tell us what happened sanantoniosooner.
Tailwind
6/18/2006, 11:00 PM
In my experience, a lot of church going folks are the worst pedifiles, adultlerers, gossips and back-stabbers I have had the misfortune of knowing.
They make a big show of getting dressed in their finest clothes and hauling themselves off to church of a Sunday and Wednesday......and proceed to look down upon and talk about the folks who aren't as well dressed or advantaged as they are. Gossip between hymns, during prayers, nodding off during the sermons......but still claim their "Christian Satus. " Tsk, tsk, tsk.
sanantoniosooner
6/18/2006, 11:54 PM
I don't want to go off on 'christians' as I claim to be one myself.

Some people just don't grasp interpersonal relationships regardless of the setting.

My setting just happens to be at church.
Stanley1
6/19/2006, 12:00 AM
In my experience, a lot of church going folks are the worst pedifiles, adultlerers, gossips and back-stabbers I have had the misfortune of knowing.


You are going to the wrong church then.
soonerhubs
6/19/2006, 12:09 AM
The good old saying goes, the Lord Makes a perfect Church, then he lets the people in it.
Tailwind
6/19/2006, 12:10 AM
Was. No more. I can worship my God without consorting with so-called Christians.
olevetonahill
6/19/2006, 01:23 AM
I got expelled from church :eek:
Octavian
6/19/2006, 01:44 AM
I got expelled from church :eek:

spek ;)
SoonerBorn68
6/19/2006, 01:55 AM
Folks..........I'm quite familiar with sex.

It's like riding a bicycle. Only my wife backed over the bike with her car.



Are you sure she didn't hop on her menstral cycle and run your *** over?

Lemme guess, when she starts it, it goes "Nag, nag, nag, nag".

Credit Jeff Dunham. I couldn't resist. :D
crawfish
6/19/2006, 07:26 AM
Was. No more. I can worship my God without consorting with so-called Christians.

He's probably thrilled you decided to become part of the problem rather than part of the solution. :rolleyes:
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 08:26 AM
It's a good thing that personality conflicts only happen in church.
1stTimeCaller
6/19/2006, 08:32 AM
have they already forgotten that you saved baby Jesus when the tar paper caught on fire during the nativity scene in Church?
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 08:35 AM
have they already forgotten that you saved baby Jesus when the tar paper caught on fire during the nativity scene in Church?
dude..........it was Easter and the Tomb.

Baby Jesus wasn't in the neighborhood.
SoonerBK
6/19/2006, 08:35 AM
Being Christian does not mean that you will not have problems or go through issues in your life. If anything it is harder because you are held to a higher standard, and supposed to be better that the rest or something.
MamaMia
6/19/2006, 08:38 AM
Being Christian does not mean that you will not have problems or go through issues in your life. If anything it is harder because you are held to a higher standard, and supposed to be better that the rest or something.
...and then theres always the risk of being thrown to the Lions. :eek:
Scott D
6/19/2006, 09:08 AM
...and then theres always the risk of being thrown to the Lions. :eek:

we need more throwing people to the Lions....I'd suggest politicians first, but that'd be cruel and unusual punishment for the lions.
Osce0la
6/19/2006, 09:16 AM
we need more throwing people to the Lions....I'd suggest politicians first, but that'd be cruel and unusual punishment for the lions.
PETA would be all over that one...


Hey, then maybe we could throw them in too... ;)
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 09:49 AM
If anything it is harder because you are held to a higher standard, and supposed to be better that the rest or something.

Whose fault is that?
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 02:01 PM
Whose fault is that?
I'm about to go crusade up side your head if you want to turn this into a christian bashing thread.

A-holes come in all denominations and even those who don't claim one at all.
crawfish
6/19/2006, 02:20 PM
I'm about to go crusade up side your head if you want to turn this into a christian bashing thread.

A-holes come in all denominations and even those who don't claim one at all.

Yeah, but a-holes outside the church don't pretend that there's somebody up there who loves them.

That counts for something.

Or so I'm told.

I guess.
SoonerInKCMO
6/19/2006, 02:25 PM
SAS, have you considered Judaism?

Shalom.
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 02:26 PM
SAS, have you considered Judaism?

Shalom.
No.

I'm married.

Is she hot?
Scott D
6/19/2006, 03:45 PM
No.

I'm married.

Is she hot?

she might even put out

or so I'm told
mdklatt
6/19/2006, 03:48 PM
Is she hot?

First things first: Are you sporting a crew neck or a turtleneck?
Stoop Dawg
6/19/2006, 04:07 PM
A-holes come in all denominations and even those who don't claim one at all.

Exhibit A: Stoop Dawg

Which begs the question: Are you really an a-hole if you know you're an a-hole and do it anyway? Is there a difference between an unwitting a-hole and conscientious one?
colleyvillesooner
6/19/2006, 04:13 PM
So, what was the point of this thread again? Just to let us know you have a problem, but you don't want to talk about it. :confused:

That's why you started a thread on a message board, cause you don't want to talk about it? :D
sanantoniosooner
6/19/2006, 06:51 PM
So, what was the point of this thread again? Just to let us know you have a problem, but you don't want to talk about it. :confused:

That's why you started a thread on a message board, cause you don't want to talk about it? :D
**** off dip ****

:mad: