Why are there so many 18 year old girls sending me e-mails? [Archive]

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Penguin

6/18/2006, 04:09 AM

There sure are a lot of coeds inviting me to check out their webcams.

I wish I was this popular with the chicks when I was 18.

Flagstaffsooner

6/18/2006, 04:47 AM

They heard that you have been answering the emails for Viagra and penis enlargement.

OUinFLA

6/18/2006, 07:06 AM

I dont answer those emails, Im too busy dealing with my China/Asian investment opportunities using the money that several last-name-matching accident victims in Africa are leaving with no will or known relatives.

However, I am curious.........just how many 18 yr old wimmin can you handle?

OUHOMER

6/18/2006, 08:04 AM

Are you sure these e mails arent coming from MNBC date line??

yermom

6/18/2006, 08:53 AM

those are from 12-16 year old girls :P

tulsaoilerfan

6/18/2006, 11:01 AM

Can you say Sugah Daddy?

King Crimson

6/18/2006, 11:06 AM

i've recently had more than a few opportunities to learn quite a bit about the apparently very advanced sexual habits of nubile russian teens....

it's actually starting to be a bit annoying....and can't figure out if i'm hijacked or what.

yermom

6/18/2006, 11:22 AM

those aren't nearly as annoying as the "Hot'n'new La dyboy" emails i've been getting lately

i mean i don't know what kinda lists i'm on... but i want off :eek:

Cam

6/18/2006, 11:46 AM

I'm getting a lot of horny house wives e-mailing me lately. They must like balding pudgy guys, go figure.

GottaHavePride

6/18/2006, 12:00 PM

Man, mine just seem to think I'm in need of Cialis, when really I could just use a nubile Russian chick. ;)

VeeJay

6/18/2006, 02:31 PM

I'm getting the Viagra and Cialis offers at three bucks a pop, too.

And some seem to think my volume of sperm is in need of an increase up to 400%.

How would they know that? My wife been complaining or something?

Jimminy Crimson

6/18/2006, 08:26 PM

Did stan steal your password? ;)

Melo

6/18/2006, 09:00 PM

Why are there so many 18 year old girls sending me e-mails?

FINE! I wont send you anymore emails, then. :mad:

Penguin

6/18/2006, 09:26 PM

FINE! I wont send you anymore emails, then. :mad:

Woah! Hang on! I didn't say that I was complaining! ;)

Melo

6/18/2006, 09:29 PM

Woah! Hang on! I didn't say that I was complaining! ;)

Oh! I'll continue, then. :D