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slickdawg
6/16/2006, 12:11 PM
Would you hit Ann Coulter?


Votes are anonymous.
Okla-homey
6/16/2006, 12:13 PM
Like cheese tortelini
SoonerInKCMO
6/16/2006, 12:44 PM
I would not hit it. In any sense of the phrase.
mdklatt
6/16/2006, 12:51 PM
Like cheese tortelini

Tortelini holes are awfully small....
GrapevineSooner
6/16/2006, 12:53 PM
If you give me a 2x4, I will.
crawfish
6/16/2006, 12:54 PM
If I didn't find any man-equipment when I got down there, sure.
bri
6/16/2006, 01:08 PM
I would NEVER punch a woman.

That's why I voted "frying pan".
crawfish
6/16/2006, 01:12 PM
I would NEVER punch a woman.

That's why I voted "frying pan".

You're just unwilling because her man-hands would make your **** look tiny. :D
usmc-sooner
6/16/2006, 01:15 PM
the thought of her naked has the same effect as cold water on me--shrinkage
bri
6/16/2006, 01:18 PM
You're just unwilling because her man-hands would make your **** look tiny. :D


No, my tiny c*ck makes my c*ck look tiny.
King Crimson
6/16/2006, 01:20 PM
i bet it's like a light socket.

though, i hear from a collegue of mine who has a former student interning at Fox this summer that the rumor is Sean Hannity, married with 3 kids, is the one hitting it.
bri
6/16/2006, 01:24 PM
To be honest, I'd be more shocked by a rumor that said he WASN'T hitting it...
SoonerInKCMO
6/16/2006, 01:29 PM
All this talk of Ann Coulter and sex is making me naseous.


Or maybe it's the sesame chicken.
bri
6/16/2006, 01:31 PM
All this talk of Ann Coulter and sex is making me naseous.


Or maybe it's the sesame chicken.

Strangely enough, "sesame chicken" is Ann Coulter's nickname for her lady parts.

She calls Hannity's jimmy junk her "sweet and sour pork".
King Crimson
6/16/2006, 01:36 PM
Strangely enough, "sesame chicken" is Ann Coulter's nickname for her lady parts.

She calls Hannity's jimmy junk her "sweet and sour pork".


i am making a bad face.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060582510.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
85Sooner
6/16/2006, 01:45 PM
you all would hit it and you know it :)
http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg
King Crimson
6/16/2006, 01:52 PM
those aren't ann's twins.
HoustonPowercat
6/16/2006, 02:01 PM
Yea, I'd hit that...
mdklatt
6/16/2006, 02:09 PM
you all would hit it and you know it :)


:les: FARK!
bri
6/16/2006, 02:17 PM
Yeah, her Adam's apple is bigger than her tits.

F*ck, her BALLS are bigger than her tits.
the_ouskull
6/16/2006, 02:28 PM
I'd like to hit her with a big ol' truck of illegal immigrants, doing drugs, being driven by Bill Clinton.

the_ouskull
Octavian
6/16/2006, 02:41 PM
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4676/coultersean30wz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

two fine patriots...real Americans.
bri
6/16/2006, 02:43 PM
Heh...he's bookmarked all the parts he likes to spank it to.
usmc-sooner
6/16/2006, 03:17 PM
F*ck, her BALLS are bigger than her tits.


are your balls bigger than your tits? :D
1stTimeCaller
6/16/2006, 03:38 PM
with XTR's vulva and Pat pushing.
Fugue
6/16/2006, 04:12 PM
Heh...he's bookmarked all the parts he likes to spank it to.

you're killin' me lately, bwahahaha.
SicEmBaylor
6/16/2006, 06:50 PM
Michele Malkin>Ann Coulter

And I don't even go for asians.
Scott D
6/16/2006, 06:53 PM
that's ok SicEm, neither does Malkin ;)
SicEmBaylor
6/16/2006, 07:03 PM
that's ok SicEm, neither does Malkin ;)
lol spek that was great.
LoyalFan
6/17/2006, 12:07 AM
Well, I prefer them with more (LOTS MORE!) flesh on dem bones, but I'll bet she could turn a feller every which way but loose.
"But wudja hit it?", I hear you ask, somewhat plaintively. Welllllllllll...Mebbe post-multiple martinis (Tanqueray, veddy dry,), in the dark, with "1812 Overture" blasting.

That will be all.

LF
olevetonahill
6/17/2006, 12:54 AM
Any of Yall that will cull are some dumbazzes . Id hit it ;)
tulsaoilerfan
6/18/2006, 06:15 PM
She's not THAT ugly, is she?
VeeJay
6/18/2006, 09:54 PM
Any of Yall that will cull are some dumbazzes . Id hit it ;)

I dunno...the whole time of hitness, I'm afraid she'd be grilling me on my social moderate tendencies.

That could lead to distraction, disinterest, withdrawal, and shrinkage.

Just sayin.'
VeeJay
6/18/2006, 09:57 PM
She's not THAT ugly, is she?

The babe factor does seem to be getting away from her.

That's why I'm thinking she's trying to get as much $$$ outta this gig as quickly as possible.

There's also a point at which the entire populace becomes repulsed.
Big Red Ron
6/18/2006, 11:55 PM
She's not THAT ugly, is she?I'd hit it like it owed me money! :D
Octavian
6/19/2006, 12:37 AM
I'd hit it like it owed me money! :D

after your hawt divorced you, I'd go after her ;)
Big Red Ron
6/19/2006, 12:39 AM
after your hawt divorced you, I'd go after her ;)good luck with that. :D
Vaevictis
6/19/2006, 02:49 AM
It's not that she's ugly, it's that I don't catch.