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Blitzkrieg
12/21/2003, 08:55 PM
A freakishly large penis and a really big nose, or ....
An attractive nose and a smaller than average Pete Carroll?
crawfish
12/21/2003, 08:58 PM
Well, you must consider that being butt-ugly hasn't slowed down Ron Jeremy's sex life much...
Blitzkrieg
12/21/2003, 09:02 PM
For some reason, you can't havea nose job either in the first scenario.
Howzit
12/21/2003, 09:03 PM
HEY, YOU COULD MAKE THIS A POLL!
Blitzkrieg
12/21/2003, 09:13 PM
Or a pole, in this case.
Al Gore
12/21/2003, 09:24 PM
hmmmm....thinking!!!!
Penguin
12/21/2003, 09:45 PM
How freakishly large are we talking about? If it's as long as a leg, men, women, and children would run for the hills.
Blitzkrieg
12/21/2003, 09:55 PM
The aforementioned Ron Jeremy sized.
Al Gore
12/21/2003, 10:05 PM
Who is this Ron???
bdfuge
12/21/2003, 10:28 PM
John Holmes would cry big or just freaking huge?

A come stand behind my pecker if you need shade big?
Or just a large lumpy bulge in the wranglers that catch the eyes of girls passing by big.
BeetDigger
3/21/2006, 04:03 PM
This thread didn't get nearly enough play.
OU Adonis
3/21/2006, 04:05 PM
This thread didn't get nearly enough play.

Reminds me of last weekend.
Mjcpr
3/21/2006, 04:05 PM
I'll answer this one for you hillbillies....

Take the attractive nose and Stanley1 Johnson. I can tell you that having the freakishly large weenis is a curse.
1stTimeCaller
3/21/2006, 04:06 PM
This thread didn't get nearly enough play.

Howzit sure seemed to have his lips wrapped around it:mack:
oumartin
3/21/2006, 04:06 PM
have a prominent probiscus doesn't mean you'll be well endowed. Trust me on this one!
OUDoc
3/21/2006, 04:08 PM
I can tell you that having the freakishly large weenis is a curse.
How'd you know? I never told you that.
Tailwind
3/21/2006, 07:13 PM
I don't give a hang about size as long as a guy has skillz.
OU Adonis
3/21/2006, 07:27 PM
I don't give a hang about size as long as a guy has skillz.

So what are you doing this weekend?

;)
walkoffsooner
3/21/2006, 07:33 PM
Do you get big hands also?
crawfish
3/21/2006, 09:11 PM
I'll answer this one for you hillbillies....

Take the attractive nose and Stanley1 Johnson. I can tell you that having the freakishly large weenis is a curse.

I take it your ***hole is still a bit sore.
BoogercountySooner
3/21/2006, 09:31 PM
You Know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet?
oumartin
3/21/2006, 09:34 PM
they need bigger shoes and gloves?
BoogercountySooner
3/21/2006, 09:35 PM
Yea I still wear big gloves couldn't tell ya how big my feet are though!
Oldnslo
3/21/2006, 09:55 PM
I'm Jewish. Big nose? check. As for the rest:

What happens when a Jew with a hard-on walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

Thank you! I'm here all week! Try the veal!