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My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:03 PM
She's the most brilliant, heroic person on the planet. I love her.

I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her.

I love her.

Rush is good too.
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:06 PM
if only she could cause more global warming, chop down a few trees, kill a hippie every now and then she'd be perfect
IronSooner
6/15/2006, 10:09 PM
She has the most sexy hands I've ever seen. I have a feeling they can cure leprosy, but being as modest as she is, we'd never find out.
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:11 PM
Ann Coulter loves Jesus.
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:12 PM
Ann Coulter loves Jesus.

but she hates poor people.

explain that, smart guy.
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:15 PM
but she hates poor people.

explain that, smart guy.

Jesus hates poor people.
StoopTroup
6/15/2006, 10:17 PM
She might catch OBL before GW does...LMAO.
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:20 PM
Jesus hates poor people.

good point.

cure some blind people....promote some tax cuts...walk on water...more tax cuts...
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:20 PM
well she won't beat W to Hussein, his 2 sons, or AZ

damn that guy a hate it when someone makes the world a better place.
GhostOfJAS
6/15/2006, 10:22 PM
Yes, Bush loves Jesus and apple pie and stuff too. But let's try to focus. I personally saw Ann Coulter bring a busload of cute puppies to an orphanage.
StoopTroup
6/15/2006, 10:22 PM
I still wonder if we would be in Iraq if OBL had been caught right after the WTC Bombing.
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:24 PM
I still wonder if we would be in Iraq if OBL had been caught right after the WTC Bombing.


well he was but some liberal let him go.

Screw the facts dude this thread is all about who can say the dumbest **** and get spek from a fellow dumbass
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:26 PM
I still wonder if we would be in Iraq if OBL had been caught right after the WTC Bombing.

Focus!

This thread is about the wonderful Ann Coulter and she is a light that inspires the world.

Ann Coulter negotiated a peace treaty between the Jedi and the Sith.
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:27 PM
well he was but some liberal let him go.

Screw the facts dude this thread is all about who can say the dumbest **** and get spek from a fellow dumbass

Spek :D
royalfan5
6/15/2006, 10:30 PM
I hear her superpowers stem directly from her magic man sized Adam's Apple.
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:30 PM
Spek :D

c'mon man tell me you weren't the one who left that spek message on me. Hell it's just a message board, I'm just joking around.


I feel like I've been hatemailed ----hahahahaha a
bri
6/15/2006, 10:30 PM
Ann Coulter's Adam's apple secretes a fluid that can transmute lead into gold.
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:30 PM
well he was but some liberal let him go.

I wouldnt call Dubya a liberal just cuz he wanted to outsource port security to the United Arab Emirates or give all illegal immigrants amnesty.

That sounds like a dirty lib but he also likes himself a tax cut...like Jesus.


Screw the facts dude this thread is all about who can say the most un-American **** and get spek from a fellow pinko

fixed. ;)
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:33 PM
Ann Coulter's Adam's apple secretes a fluid that can transmute lead into gold.


her looks could turn me to goats

damnit I've never even been to Stillwater
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:35 PM
dude, c'mon..she's not Aggy ugly...
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:36 PM
c'mon man tell me you weren't the one who left that spek message on me. Hell it's just a message board, I'm just joking around.


I feel like I've been hatemailed ----hahahahaha a

Not me. Believe me, you wouldn't even notice if I hit you with my spek pea-shooter.
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:37 PM
dude, c'mon..she's not Aggy ugly...

they wouldn't hit it at a Aggy Jr College
bri
6/15/2006, 10:37 PM
dude, c'mon..she's not Aggy ugly...

Are you kidding? She looks like the lost Sutton brother...
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:38 PM
have you BEEN to Stillwater?

it's like a B-horror movie
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:38 PM
Ann Coulter discovered an alternative fuel source that runs on the blood of illegal immigrants.
bri
6/15/2006, 10:40 PM
Ann Coulter's saliva can eat through steel.
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:41 PM
even the babies are ugly

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9059/osu29qc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
royalfan5
6/15/2006, 10:43 PM
dude, c'mon..she's not Aggy ugly...
Yeah, It's been my experience that Aggie women like their food. Clearly she does not.
GhostOfJAS
6/15/2006, 10:44 PM
Oh c'mon. She likes food on the way down AND on the way back up.
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:44 PM
Ann Coulter built Stonehenge.
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:45 PM
Oh c'mon. She likes food on the way down AND on the way back up.

This is a good time for a weiner joke.
usmc-sooner
6/15/2006, 10:46 PM
who would you hit if you had to Hillary or Ann?

Me I cut off my ------
My Opinion Matters
6/15/2006, 10:48 PM
who would you hit if you had to Hillary or Ann?

Me I cut off my ------

Given the choices...

I would cut off your......
Octavian
6/15/2006, 10:50 PM
who would you hit if you had to Hillary or Ann?

Me I cut off my ------

I'd do the mom on Whats Eating Gilbert Grape before I harmed the Dude ;)
GhostOfJAS
6/15/2006, 10:50 PM
I'd be glad I don't swing that way. ;)
IronSooner
6/16/2006, 12:09 AM
Ann Coulter gave me a kidney once. It also functions as a liver and cleared up my acne.
soonerscuba
6/16/2006, 12:40 AM
who would you hit if you had to Hillary or Ann?

Me I cut off my ------

The thinner is the winner. Gotta go with Ann. Under one condition, if she is packing a moose sized wang under that skirt, I get to change my choice.