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NormanPride
6/15/2006, 11:28 AM
Dolemite's X-men 3 threads amused me, and I want more of this hilarity.

If you had one superpower, what would it be? Please keep the in-jokes to a maximum.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/15/2006, 11:30 AM
X

Ray

Vision.
soonerbrat
6/15/2006, 11:30 AM
I would be able to play jedi mind tricks on people.
BudSooner
6/15/2006, 11:32 AM
The ability to turn invisible on command, or to fart on command.
on second thought I can do the latter already....nevermind.
NormanPride
6/15/2006, 11:36 AM
This is already my most successful thread ever.

I would want to be nigh-invulnerable.
Octavian
6/15/2006, 11:44 AM
Stop time and freeze the present.

OU would never lose at anything and I'd be richer than a Gates-Oprah lovechild.
StoopTroup
6/15/2006, 11:47 AM
http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/object/033/033915/ff_superman-teaserposter_object_468.jpg
crawfish
6/15/2006, 11:51 AM
I would be able to play jedi mind tricks on people.


..you would be able to play jedi mind tricks on people.
yermom
6/15/2006, 11:53 AM
How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets!
Howzit
6/15/2006, 11:53 AM
..you would be able to play jedi mind tricks on people.

This elicited the loudest <SNORT> from me in quite some time.
Howzit
6/15/2006, 11:54 AM
THAT'S IT! I would want to be able to elicit loud snorts from people at will.
SoonerDood
6/15/2006, 11:57 AM
A tail or flight? C'mon you gotta have a tail!
yermom
6/15/2006, 12:02 PM
ok, maybe just the power to move you
Howzit
6/15/2006, 12:05 PM
ok, maybe just the power to move you

Eh, whoever you moved, Lil and Rhino would just bring 'em back.
Czar Soonerov
6/15/2006, 12:09 PM
Super-powers are way overrated. (http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=484)
Pricetag
6/15/2006, 12:09 PM
With gas prices the way they are, definitely flight/teleportation.
StoopTroup
6/15/2006, 12:14 PM
Super-powers are way overrated. (http://cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=484)
Matter-eaters suck.
soonerbrat
6/15/2006, 12:17 PM
they didn't mention jedi mind tricks. i'd still like to be able to make people do stuff i want'em to do.
mdklatt
6/15/2006, 12:18 PM
Invisibility or fire starting.
crawfish
6/15/2006, 12:19 PM
THAT'S IT! I would want to be able to elicit loud snorts from people at will.

I shall teach you, young padawan. ;)
mdklatt
6/15/2006, 12:20 PM
I would want to be able to elicit loud snorts from people at will.

Just wear The Shorts again.
SoonerWood
6/15/2006, 01:33 PM
The power to switch to any power I want. :D
Ike
6/15/2006, 01:43 PM
Any super-power worth having would allow me to create explosions wherever and whenever I wanted.


so yeah, starting fires from my *** would probably do the trick.
Czar Soonerov
6/15/2006, 01:46 PM
they didn't mention jedi mind tricks. i'd still like to be able to make people do stuff i want'em to do.

I thought that's what b00bies were for....
GDC
6/15/2006, 02:25 PM
time traveling
soonerbrat
6/15/2006, 02:46 PM
I thought that's what b00bies were for....

usually they're pretty hypnotic..but not everyone succumbs to the power of the b00bies.
royalfan5
6/15/2006, 02:58 PM
The Zach Morris time out or Quantum Leap style time travel.
Penguin
6/15/2006, 03:10 PM
Last more than 20 seconds in the sack.



I would be Super Studly Man!