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Penguin
6/14/2006, 09:24 PM
I'm not sure what to do.
Tiptonsooner
6/14/2006, 09:34 PM
Must you ask??
LoyalFan
6/14/2006, 09:36 PM
Zip it up.

LF
afs
6/14/2006, 09:37 PM
grab another baggie, kick back and relax.
crawfish
6/14/2006, 09:49 PM
I'm bad at decisions.
oumartin
6/14/2006, 09:50 PM
yeah, take another hit and halucinate some more.
OUinFLA
6/14/2006, 09:58 PM
yet another slow night in Penguin land?
Penguin
6/14/2006, 09:59 PM
yeah, take another hit and halucinate some more.


Whatever you say, Mr. President. *belch* :texan:
olevetonahill
6/14/2006, 10:09 PM
I voted shoot that beatch ;)
I have bullet holes in my ceiling from shooting at a bug that pizzed me off ;)
The lil focker WONT ever pizz me off again :eek:
OUinFLA
6/14/2006, 10:10 PM
has it rained on the hill lately?
olevetonahill
6/14/2006, 10:16 PM
has it rained on the hill lately?
Yup
Had to get my fat azz up there and patch it . Then the Insurance company Cancelled me :eek:
oumartin
6/14/2006, 10:17 PM
u know if you can catch that fly and stick it in the urethra you might enjoy it..
so i heard
lefty
6/14/2006, 10:19 PM
I have a fly in my ointment. Should I throw it out?
colleyvillesooner
6/14/2006, 10:53 PM
There is only one answer:

http://www.esteves.org/blog/thoughts/uploaded_images/miyagi.jpg

I'm disappointed it got 14 posts before this reference.
oumartin
6/14/2006, 10:56 PM
ah, colleyson.
wack on, wack off
olevetonahill
6/14/2006, 11:51 PM
u know if you can catch that fly and stick it in the urethra you might enjoy it..
so i heard

Must tear 1 wing off 1st :D
oumartin
6/14/2006, 11:59 PM
Must tear 1 wing off 1st


you are about one hour to late with that advice :D
walkoffsooner
6/15/2006, 02:21 AM
i like throwing darts at them.
12
6/15/2006, 08:00 AM
Vacuum cleaner. (Thooobp) and they are gone.
Pricetag
6/15/2006, 09:55 AM
One time when I worked at Mazzio's, there was a fly buzzing around that landed on a ball of dough. I took a swipe at it with a cutting knife, and to my surprise, neatly decapitated it right where its head met with it's thorax.

It was pretty much the coolest way I ever dispatched a fly.
NormanPride
6/15/2006, 10:13 AM
Where is the "flee in terror" option?
Osce0la
6/15/2006, 10:16 AM
One time when I worked at Mazzio's, there was a fly buzzing around that landed on a ball of dough. I took a swipe at it with a cutting knife, and to my surprise, neatly decapitated it right where its head met with it's thorax.

It was pretty much the coolest way I ever dispatched a fly.
Secret sauce?
StoopTroup
6/15/2006, 10:26 AM
Oh...it says Glock...

Nevermind...
Penguin
6/15/2006, 02:51 PM
yet another slow night in Penguin land?

Yep. I gotta warn you that it's going to be another slow night tonight.



My wife hasn't put out since that 18 year old bagboy quit at the grocery store.

I've been trying my best to find him. :eddie:
soonerbrat
6/15/2006, 02:54 PM
One time when I worked at Mazzio's, there was a fly buzzing around that landed on a ball of dough. I took a swipe at it with a cutting knife, and to my surprise, neatly decapitated it right where its head met with it's thorax.

It was pretty much the coolest way I ever dispatched a fly.

please tell me you threw the dough away.
Fugue
6/15/2006, 02:57 PM
please tell me you threw the dough away.

this olive tastes like sh*t