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Snrfn4ever08

6/14/2006, 10:46 PM

All of us are ready. I have one question though, why is he carrying the football like a loaf of bread? :confused: ;)
who cares how he carries the football as long as he's scoring touchdowns?Hook 'em

homerSimpsonsBrain

6/14/2006, 11:35 PM

If you had been sitting next to a bunch of Oregon fans at the Holiday bowl and seen him reach for the end-zone and get stripped, you'd care :)

Luthor

6/15/2006, 10:29 AM

The 2nd "best" team in the PUKE10 hasn't been a match for anyone outside their own league in the past 3 years. I don't expect that to change this year either. Since AP is healthy and the west coast dopers don't see too many (how about none) teams who can actually run the football, I have every confidence that your OL will regain plenty of mojo after sufficiently stampeeding their fluourescent backsides.

Soonerman08

6/15/2006, 11:09 AM

They will be a good test for our team. Both offense and defense.

Quack 10

6/15/2006, 03:41 PM

Since AP is healthy and the west coast dopers don't see too many (how about none) teams who can actually run the football,

Weird, I could have sworn the Ducks had "seen" AD twice already

At Norman in 2004, Peterson had 183 yards on 24 carries. In the HB, 84 yards on 23 carries.

BTW, Oregon played (and defeated) three teams who finished the season with statistically superior running games to Oklahoma's. I'm not saying that those teams necessarily had better running games than the Sooners, just that you're full of crap.

Flagstaffsooner

6/15/2006, 03:52 PM

actually, this is round 3.
Round 7 in this lopsided series.
Neon Ducks (http://www.soonerstats.com/fb/series/details.cfm?OppID=83)

Quack 10

6/15/2006, 03:59 PM

Round 7 in this lopsided series.

That's true enough, but notice that the location of the game is almost as lopsided as the result.

usmc-sooner

6/15/2006, 04:05 PM

That's true enough, but notice that the location of the game is almost as lopsided as the result.

it's our only incentive to play an inferior school

fadada1

6/15/2006, 04:08 PM

i particularly like the "diamond deck" pattern on their pants.

Big Red Ron

6/15/2006, 04:10 PM

i particularly like the "diamond deck" pattern on their pants.They're like steel men! heh

:twinkies:

Flagstaffsooner

6/15/2006, 04:15 PM

That's true enough, but notice that the location of the game is almost as lopsided as the result.Yes Mr Quack. I am looking foreward to this game. It will be a test of our worthiness of Glendale in January.

Quack 10

6/15/2006, 04:37 PM

it's our only incentive to play an inferior school

I believe that's true, but maybe the Ducks will provide you with a bit more incentive this season.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/15/2006, 05:12 PM

I know we have those faux ponies that we all love and are really in no position to make fun but...

Dude...

What the craphell is this?

http://www.blowsion.com/visuals/ducks/detail/newduck1.jpg

tbl

6/15/2006, 05:19 PM

I tell you what it is.... It's begging to be farked.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/15/2006, 05:21 PM

IT CAME OUT OF A GINORMOUS EGG!!!

Big Red Ron

6/15/2006, 05:25 PM

IT CAME OUT OF A GINORMOUS EGG!!!Which is weak.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/15/2006, 05:29 PM

I wonder if he comes out of a ginormous egg for every game of just that first time when he was...hatched?

The old duck seems very glad to see him, though.

And he seems to have a leg coming out of his duckbutt.

Quack 10

6/15/2006, 05:51 PM

I wonder if he comes out of a ginormous egg for every game of just that first time when he was...hatched?

Very good! It's a Duck, get it? Hatched?

Actually, that's Mandrake, aka Roboduck, a failed attempt at semi-replacing Donald.

See, Disney gets royalties for every UO product that carries the likeness of Donald, so the marketing department came up with this monstrosity as a way to increase merchandise revenues.

That photo was taken on 10/26/02, when Mandrake was "born" prior to the USC game. Unfortunately, he went over like a lead balloon, and I don't think he's been seen again since 2002 (maybe at a b-Ball game or two).

Worry not though, the now-terminated mascot has found gainful employment.
http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/4342/brownduck35cv.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/15/2006, 05:54 PM

Hee hee...

:D

Octavian

6/15/2006, 06:03 PM

elliptical stadium. ubiquitous highliter yellow. demonic duckmasks.

the visit to Eugene has 'acid trip' written all over it

PDXsooner

6/15/2006, 06:03 PM

it was this big idea from the oregon marketing department to have a futuristic duck hatch out of the egg, and surplant the old-school donald duck as the mascot. the whole idea went down in flames as soon as people laid their eyes on this superhero-freakish robo-duck.

experiment failed.

Quack 10

6/15/2006, 06:08 PM

elliptical stadium. ubiquitous highliter yellow. demonic duckmasks.

the visit to Eugene has 'acid trip' written all over it

Well, there's nothing too unusual about that!
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2274/duck6bk7ts5zo.gif

SkipTracer

6/16/2006, 06:51 AM

Psycho Duck is cool...................

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/4866/quackwhore4xs.jpg

Texas Golfer

6/16/2006, 09:34 AM

I'm really looking forward to this game.

Herr Scholz

6/16/2006, 10:30 AM

What the craphell is this?

http://www.blowsion.com/visuals/ducks/detail/newduck1.jpg
At the risk of getting run as I'm already on your nerves, I can't help myself. ;) What's a "Horse Pig" anyway?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9787/ponies0zf.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/16/2006, 11:08 AM

:les: FIRE THE PONIES!!!

Dude, I already said our faux ponies are turdtacular.

But at least you'll never see them scoop snot globs out of their own noses like Bevo does.

GRO-DEEE.

Herr Scholz

6/16/2006, 11:21 AM

But at least you'll never see them scoop snot globs out of their own noses like Bevo does.

I like the new Bevo. He's feistier.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/16/2006, 11:39 AM

You guys got a new one?

How long do you keep them before they're rotated over to Dean's ranch 'fer killin'?

Mjcpr

6/16/2006, 11:44 AM

You guys got a new one?

How long do you keep them before they're rotated over to Dean's ranch 'fer killin'?

When they get that cow disease where they always have **** all over their *** and don't care.

Oh, wait.......

Fugue

6/16/2006, 11:53 AM

is it wrong that ups/psycho and particularly quack ho, are killin' me?

bwahahaha

Herr Scholz

6/16/2006, 12:00 PM

You guys got a new one?

How long do you keep them before they're rotated over to Dean's ranch 'fer killin'?
Yeah, in '04. Bevo 14. He's younger and thinner. Needs to darken up a bit though.

The old Bevo is from the same ranch. He's doing pretty well just chilling out.

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/image_lib/tradition_bevo_large.jpg

Herr Scholz

6/16/2006, 12:06 PM

Bevo 13:

Bevo retires after longest running term
Despite rumors, Bevo XIII will return home to a barbecue-free life at Sunrise Ranch, where he was born

He's trekked coast to coast in an air-conditioned trailer, attended President George W. Bush's inauguration in 2000 and witnessed 191 UT football games. Longhorn fans world-wide guzzle beer and scream his name, giving him the Hook 'Em salute.

And now, old, with knobby knees and jutting hips, 20-year-old Bevo XIII is finally retiring to his pasture in Liberty Hill, northwest of Austin, and the new sleek-coated Bevo XIV will take his place in Daryl K Royal Memorial Stadium.

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2004/09/03/TopStories/Bevo-Retires.After.Longest.Running.Term-710521.shtml?norewrite200606161302&sourcedomain=www.dailytexanonline.com

13 and 14 together:

http://www.bevoart.com/images/bevosmain.jpg

OUTrumpet

6/16/2006, 12:17 PM

I know we have those faux ponies that we all love and are really in no position to make fun but...

Dude...

What the craphell is this?

http://www.blowsion.com/visuals/ducks/detail/newduck1.jpg

It's Robo-duck. He isn't there anymore because he apparently did a slam dunk off a trampoline at a basketball game, the bill hit the rim and was knocked off, and scared the trash out of some kids. So he's not around anymore.

SoonerInKCMO

6/16/2006, 01:14 PM

I kinda like the roboduck.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/16/2006, 02:09 PM

But do you like the egg?

Luthor

6/16/2006, 02:55 PM

Weird, I could have sworn the Ducks had "seen" AD twice already

At Norman in 2004, Peterson had 183 yards on 24 carries. In the HB, 84 yards on 23 carries.

BTW, Oregon played (and defeated) three teams who finished the season with statistically superior running games to Oklahoma's. I'm not saying that those teams necessarily had better running games than the Sooners, just that you're full of crap.

We now I'm sorry that you're offended that the 1-trick-pony-usc puke10 can't compete outside it's own league (see Cal vs Tech/ Oregon vs OU), but then that's not my fault is it.

BlondeSoonerGirl

6/16/2006, 02:56 PM

Bevo 13:

http://www.dailytexanonline.com/media/storage/paper410/news/2004/09/03/TopStories/Bevo-Retires.After.Longest.Running.Term-710521.shtml?norewrite200606161302&sourcedomain=www.dailytexanonline.com

13 and 14 together:

http://www.bevoart.com/images/bevosmain.jpg

The new one looks...spry.

I'm gonna keep my eye on him...:norm:

Quack 10

6/16/2006, 04:36 PM

We now I'm sorry that you're offended that the 1-trick-pony-usc puke10 can't compete outside it's own league (see Cal vs Tech/ Oregon vs OU), but then that's not my fault is it.

Well, I'm sorry you can't write. A mind is a terrible thing to waste, even a defective one.

And yeah, the outcome of two Holiday Bowls definitely comprises an empirical data base. :rolleyes: