View Full Version : It's still broad
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 09:08 PM
daylight here in California. I hate the time change when jetting to the left coast. And I pretty much hate pretty much everything else out here too.
Today I took a little drive-about from Santa Clarita over to Ventura. Sure is a lot of illegals between those two towns picking strawberries, avocados, oranges, and other assorted produce. In one area around Filmore, it smelled just like a strawberry jolly rancher.
Hung out on the beach a little and watched the local dipwads surfing on 9" waves. Watched the "skater doods" ripping it up and going vertical, yo. Ate ****ty messican food at a place called "Margaret's Cocina - since 1976." Yeah bitch, the beans were canned, and probably in 1976. WTF is up with that? Canned beans. And not even good canned beans.
The weather? Well let's just say I'm jealous. Before coming out one of the locals goes "dude, we're in the desert here, you better be ready for hot." It's been about mid-70's, nice cool ocean breeze, low humidity - yeah, it's really ****ing hot!!
I'd offer to take some pics like Stanley and Chick, but there really ain't anything worth seeing. Again.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:11 PM
daylight here in California. I hate the time change when jetting to the left coast. And I pretty much hate pretty much everything else out here too.
Today I took a little drive-about from Santa Clarita over to Ventura. Sure is a lot of illegals between those two towns picking strawberries, avocados, oranges, and other assorted produce. In one area around Filmore, it smelled just like a strawberry jolly rancher.
Hung out on the beach a little and watched the local dipwads surfing on 9" waves. Watched the "skater doods" ripping it up and going vertical, yo. Ate ****ty messican food at a place called "Margaret's Cocina - since 1976." Yeah bitch, the beans were canned, and probably in 1976. WTF is up with that? Canned beans. And not even good canned beans.
The weather? Well let's just say I'm jealous. Before coming out one of the locals goes "dude, we're in the desert here, you better be ready for hot." It's been about mid-70's, nice cool ocean breeze, low humidity - yeah, it's really ****ing hot!!
I'd offer to take some pics like Stanley and Chick, but there really ain't anything worth seeing. Again.
You will post pics ..Ohh yeah you will or I willburn your ranch and furniture muesum to the ****ing ground.
I am am just an animal so what do I do with all my aggresion
I will do anything but suiicde
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 09:12 PM
doleo forgot the meds.......again.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:13 PM
no ....Hey did you read my dream about you?
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 09:16 PM
OK, now you're scaring me.
Czar Soonerov
6/13/2006, 09:16 PM
no ....Hey did you read my dream about you?
Bow chika-chika bow wow
:twinkies:
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:18 PM
OK, now you're scaring me.
READ THAT ****....i HAD A WIERD DREAM ABOUT YOU AND ME DOING SOME ****
rebmus
6/13/2006, 09:19 PM
you're "broad"???
ummmmm, ok.
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 09:21 PM
Now I got the Brokeback Gangstah. Story of my ****ing life....
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:24 PM
Now I got the Brokeback Gangstah. Story of my ****ing life....
I could paint a pitcure with a pen
But it will only scratch the skin
and there are still places i haven' been
I like crackers and cheese
Czar Soonerov
6/13/2006, 09:28 PM
Yo dawg, I wizish I knew how ta quizit chew!!1
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:29 PM
Yo dawg, I wizish I knew how ta quizit chew!!1
WHO ME....i LOVE YOU TOO:D :D :O :cool:
picasso
6/13/2006, 10:41 PM
Dean's comin at ya, straight outta Compton.
or was it Racita'er?
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 10:51 PM
Dean's comin at ya, straight outta Compton.
or was it Racita'er?
Know what I've seen a whole ****load of? Those stupid looking kids with the shorts (I really can't call them that) where the back pockets are behind the knee, and the bottom of the shorts comes to the top of the sock - where you don't see any leg - but you see 12" of boxer shorts covered up by a t-shirt 20 sizes too big. With a biker wallet/chain. And neck tattoos.
I've seen a few losers in OK dressed up like these losers, but they're freaking everywhere out here. Of course our boy doleo would think they're the shiz. nit. Someday, when he grows up, he's gonna get some of them britches.
GottaHavePride
6/14/2006, 12:12 AM
Bow chika-chika bow wow
:twinkies:
Did somebody call for a really hairy plumber? Bow chicka bow wow!
soonerjoker
6/14/2006, 09:49 AM
i like it out there.
first visited Ventura in summer of 56. nicer beach is Carpenteria.
was in Oxnard & Ventura in late jan. (06)
soonerjoker
6/14/2006, 09:51 AM
ate breakfast @ restaurant on top of motej (5 or 6 story) on the beach
in Ventura.
BeetDigger
6/14/2006, 10:03 AM
Dean - the anti-Frommer.
Dean - the anti-Funner.
Exactly.
TexasLidig8r
6/14/2006, 10:11 AM
Know what I've seen a whole ****load of? Those stupid looking kids with the shorts (I really can't call them that) where the back pockets are behind the knee, and the bottom of the shorts comes to the top of the sock - where you don't see any leg - but you see 12" of boxer shorts . . .
They're called.. "manpris."
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/14/2006, 10:13 AM
They're called.. "manpris."
And they ARE NOT awesome.
:mack:
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:22 AM
I'd offer to take some pics like Stanley and Chick, but there really ain't anything worth seeing. Again.
Yeah, I'm in beee-utiful Riverside. I always swear I'm going to drive up into the mountains while I'm here and never do.
Yeah, I'm in beee-utiful Riverside. I always swear I'm going to drive up into the mountains while I'm here and never do.
Maybe if you wrote yourself a note?
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:27 AM
Maybe if you wrote yourself a note?
I don't have time you root grubber. It's not ike I have a gubmint job.
I don't have time you root grubber. It's not ike I have a gubmint job.
I've been up to my ears in vacation planning this week.
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:33 AM
I've been up to my ears in vacation planning this week.
Yay! Mjcpr-in-a-sombrero-on-his-weenis pics are right around the corner! I just KNOW it!
Sorry to disappoint, it'll have to be a Mickey Mouse hat.
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:36 AM
Yay! Mjcpr-in-a-Mickey hat-on-her-giney pics are right around the corner! I just KNOW it!
Sorry. Fixed.
Now you're talkin'.
I plan on getting a magic wand too.
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:39 AM
Gonna be ****ing Goofy while you're there?
JohnnyMack
6/14/2006, 10:41 AM
Hey :dean: if you're in Santa Clara you should eat here:
http://www.parcel104.com/
You prolly won't like it seein' as where you're an f'in hillbilly and all, but it is good.
BeetDigger
6/14/2006, 10:43 AM
Gonna be ****ing Goofy while you're there?
Is that part of the All-Inclusive package?
Gonna be ****ing Goofy while you're there?
You know he's got a little hillbilly in 'im.
JohnnyMack
6/14/2006, 10:44 AM
You know he's got a little hillbilly in 'im.
He prolly will once you show up.
Is that part of the All-Inclusive package?
No, just the tip.
Howzit
6/14/2006, 10:48 AM
No, just the tip.
Yeah, stick with that, wouldn't want to get stuck together.
1stTimeCaller
6/14/2006, 10:49 AM
I'm confused.
Howzit
6/14/2006, 11:03 AM
You're a sick bastard.
Yeah, 1tc.
C&CDean
6/14/2006, 03:37 PM
Hey :dean: if you're in Santa Clara you should eat here:
http://www.parcel104.com/
You prolly won't like it seein' as where you're an f'in hillbilly and all, but it is good.
You ****in' hillbilly. I'm in Santa CLARITA, which is about 250+ miles south of Santa CLARA. Jeez, learn ya some messican, yo.
JohnnyMack
6/14/2006, 03:38 PM
Oh. Hope you don't get shot.
soonerjoker
6/15/2006, 08:20 AM
did you go to "magic mountain" ??
BeetDigger
6/15/2006, 08:59 AM
You ****in' hillbilly. I'm in Santa CLARITA, which is about 2 inches south of Santa CLARA. Jeez, learn ya some messican, yo.
Oh, now I understand what those women were saying when I was in Mexico: Santa Clara cost you $25, Santa Clarita cost you $30.
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