View Full Version : Whats up with me and older guys?!
Today at work, a guy called in an order, and he was really nice on the phone. Laughed and sounded pleasant. He walked in about 15-20 minutes later, and I was at the desk helping him pay for his stuff, and as he was getting ready to leave, I did what I always do. Look the person in the eyes, smile and make a comment along the lines of 'Have a great night!'
Well, he looked at me and said 'Yea, I'll be seeing you around. Youre here all summer, right?' I said yes, and he winked at me, then walked out.
Whats up with that?!
yermom
6/12/2006, 11:37 PM
how YOU doin'?
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:38 PM
He wants you...melo has a sugah daddy
noleamite
6/12/2006, 11:39 PM
You can flip a guy off..and we take it as you want him. No need to be alarmed..when no one is paying you any attention, then it is time to be concerned.;)
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:39 PM
how YOU doin'?
:D :D :D :D
If he offers to show you his van...RUN.
:D
The sad thing is, I am losing track of my sugah daddies. :confused:
The guy was kind of hawt, too. Had a beard. :O
If he offers to show you his van...RUN.
:D
But... what if he has candy? :D
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:41 PM
The sad thing is, I am losing track of my sugah daddies. :confused:
The guy was kind of hawt, too. Had a beard. :O
ohhh gawd:D
hurricane'bone
6/12/2006, 11:42 PM
If he offers to show you his van...RUN into the van.
:D
:twinkies:
yermom
6/12/2006, 11:42 PM
The guy was kind of hawt, too. Had a beard. :O
:texan:
But... what if he has candy? :D
Oh, if there's candy, I'll trample your bony *** to get into the van first.
Oh, if there's candy, I'll trample your bony *** to get into the van first.
:O
Not that I really want everyone to know, but for arguments sake, its not really that bony.
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:43 PM
Oh, if there's candy, I'll trample your bony *** to get into the van first.
**** you got to beat me
silverwheels
6/12/2006, 11:45 PM
Did someone say candy?
hurricane'bone
6/12/2006, 11:45 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would happen to me. I was just stopping by to get my Asian food...
**** you got to beat me
Bri! Watch out. Thats an invitation, not a threat.
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:46 PM
:O
Not that I really want everyone to know, but for arguments sake, its not really that bony.
http://image48.webshots.com/49/2/11/40/383621140hQqFKX_ph.jpg
back it up...ROLF:D MAO..i AM CRYING
noleamite
6/12/2006, 11:46 PM
lol
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b241/Chorizowagon/chloroform.jpg
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:47 PM
booty booty booty rockin EVERWHERE ROCKIN EVERWHERE
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:49 PM
WHERE DID MY PIC GO
Yeah, I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy...
Hmmm...
Thats kind of... gross.
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:52 PM
Yeah, I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy...
Thats what i am saying
noleamite
6/12/2006, 11:52 PM
thanks now that freakin song is in my head!
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:53 PM
haha beoncye troll
silverwheels
6/12/2006, 11:54 PM
I found you, Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
haha beoncye troll
Dont jack my thread, Cracka.
dolemitesooner
6/12/2006, 11:55 PM
I found you, Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
on the dance floor
Jimminy Crimson
6/12/2006, 11:57 PM
JUICY BOOTAY! :D
...oh, and SicEm is gonna be sooo pizzed off!
JUICY BOOTAY! :D
...oh, and SicEm is gonna be sooo pizzed off!
Why? If he wants to complain about it, he can run to Ms. SicEm. (Who is NOT me)
I found you, Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit the Player's Club for 'bout a month or two...
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:06 AM
Hit the Player's Club for 'bout a month or two...
put a tan on it then see what it do
You jacked it to a thread about booty. If you only knew how ironic this is.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:10 AM
You jacked it to a thread about booty. If you only knew how ironic this is.
What can I say I jack threads...and me and bri happen to like the booty:O
What can I say I jack threads...and me and bri happen to like the booty:O
Jack your own thread.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:14 AM
Jack your own thread.
I do that all the time ....Now that you said that all your threads will be jacked.....JIHAD ON MELO
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!!!!!!
Oh, wait. Wrong song.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:18 AM
you other brothers can't deny
and when melo walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
ohh wait i ****ed that up somewhere
you other brothers can't deny
and when melo walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung
ohh wait i ****ed that up somewhere
:mad:
HATE. YOU.
silverwheels
6/13/2006, 12:20 AM
:D
Good stuff.
:D
Good stuff.
NO!!! No, its bad! How can you agree with them? That only enourages them. :(
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:23 AM
:D
Good stuff.
ok
melo I don't need you, but chu need me
take it off, let it flop, shake it freely
and I don't tell stories, I let em tell itself
and you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, like nothing else
yeah I’m a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
aint life grand (life's grand) live it up daddy
SicEmBaylor
6/13/2006, 12:23 AM
JUICY BOOTAY! :D
...oh, and SicEm is gonna be sooo pizzed off!
My night gets progressively worse.
Thank god it's not football seaosn.
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:24 AM
heh
My night gets progressively worse.
Are you still feeling bad about the police thing?
silverwheels
6/13/2006, 12:25 AM
NO!!! No, its bad! How can you agree with them? That only enourages them. :(
I love booty, too. :)
Melo, there is definatly nothing wrong with you. Personally, I happen to like a little junk in the trunk. That is all.
carry on...
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:26 AM
YES WE HAVE CONFIRMED .....WE LOVE BOOTY...HAAHAH SHOTS AROUND THE HOUSE
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:27 AM
Melo, there is definatly nothing wrong with you. Personally, I happen to like a little junk in the trunk. That is all.
carry on...
:D LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVAR
Melo, there is definatly nothing wrong with you. Personally, I happen to like a little junk in the trunk. That is all.
carry on...
I dont have a big butt. This is NOT what this thread was about!
I dont have a big butt. This is NOT what this thread was about!
I never said that you did, either. :rolleyes:
SicEmBaylor
6/13/2006, 12:30 AM
Are you still feeling bad about the police thing?
Yes, but I'm feeling somewhat better about my situation. I didn't do anything wrong, so what's the worst that could happen?
Anywhoo, I just hope she doesn't read the South Oval or that thread where I said women cops are the worst.
I TAKE IT BACK, YOU'RE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE!
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:30 AM
I never said that you did, either. :rolleyes:
nor did i:rolleyes: :cool:
I never said that you did, either. :rolleyes:
I was just making sure.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:31 AM
Yes, but I'm feeling somewhat better about my situation. I didn't do anything wrong, so what's the worst that could happen?
Anywhoo, I just hope she doesn't read the South Oval or that thread where I said women cops are the worst.
I TAKE IT BACK, YOU'RE ALL LOVELY PEOPLE!
I dont .....**** the police
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:31 AM
BOOTAY FOR ALL!
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:32 AM
I dont .....**** the police
SoonerFans.com, the group that said F*** THE PO'LICE! :cool:
This thread sucks. You all suck.
SicEmBaylor
6/13/2006, 12:33 AM
Older men dating younger women=OK
Older women dating younger men=Weird.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:33 AM
I dont suck anything exept somtimes.........popscyles
silverwheels
6/13/2006, 12:33 AM
Older men dating younger women=OK
Older women dating younger men=Weird.
I like older women...
Older men dating younger women=OK
Older women dating younger men=Weird.
Thank you.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:34 AM
Older men dating younger women=OK
Older women dating younger men=Weird.
says the older guy......but i agree
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:35 AM
Older men dating younger women=OK
Older women dating younger men=Weird.
You've obviously never dated an older woman. You are missing out. They don't BS around, and I, for one, appreciate the hell out of that.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:36 AM
You've obviously never dated an older woman. You are missing out. They don't BS around, and I, for one, appreciate the hell out of that.
word
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:45 AM
I love crackers with cheese...haha
SicEmBaylor
6/13/2006, 12:48 AM
I love crackers with cheese...haha
Try it with mustard too.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 12:57 AM
Try it with mustard too.
on it
olevetonahill
6/13/2006, 01:00 AM
This thread sucks. You all suck.
Its your thread :eek:
Are you sure your over 18 ?
Its your thread :eek:
Are you sure your over 18 ?
I know its my thread. I am kind of proud that for once I didnt jack my own thread.
And yes, why?
olevetonahill
6/13/2006, 01:25 AM
I know its my thread. I am kind of proud that for once I didnt jack my own thread.
And yes, why?
You said the thread sucked , Since it was your own thread I was just wondering about your age :P
Plus if you were under 18 I wouldnt talk so nasty to you ;)
walkoffsooner
6/13/2006, 03:57 AM
Melo can I buy you a fish sandwich?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/13/2006, 06:28 AM
How much older was he than you? When I was 20, I was dating a dude who was 29.
ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM IN A BOOM-BOOM!!!
TheHumanAlphabet
6/13/2006, 08:52 AM
Depending on how much older he is, he probably doesn't get a lot of eye contact and such. Perhaps he is longing for that emotional contact he once had long ago...:D
OTOH, maybe he is a perv and is looking for quick, hot action...
My exwife was 15 years younger than me, and my fiance is around that. I don't see what the big deal is.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 09:26 AM
ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM IN A BOOM-BOOM!!!
:les: JUST SHAKE YOUR RUMP!!!
How many *ss songs can we refrence in poor lil' Melo's thread, I wonder? :D
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 09:43 AM
I've got 'em all memorized.
ALL OF THEM.
Shall we?
TexasLidig8r
6/13/2006, 09:46 AM
You've obviously never dated an older woman. You are missing out. They don't BS around, and I, for one, appreciate the hell out of that.
Am I the only one who appreciates the "sweet, sweet, irony" in this ??!!!!!
*ss, titties, *ss 'n' titties
*ss, *ss, titties, titties, *SS 'N' TITTIES!!!!!
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 09:57 AM
*ss, titties, *ss 'n' titties
*ss, *ss, titties, titties, *SS 'N' TITTIES!!!!!
dammit...I was getting ready to do that one.
NormanPride
6/13/2006, 09:58 AM
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round!
:O Sorry Melo, I got caught up in the moment. Didn't you post a pic here once?
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 10:15 AM
'...I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an a$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing...'
I'm ashamed of this post before I even post it...
'...I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an a$$ like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing...'
I'm ashamed of this post before I even post it...
Lord you're a sick woman.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 10:50 AM
Whoo-boy, don't I know it...
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 11:02 AM
I am officially sad. SIMP. Straight to hell in a ****ing handbasket. I am ashamed to know you people.
BlondeSoonerGirl
6/13/2006, 11:04 AM
'...Dean...likes big butts and he can not lie...'
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/13/2006, 11:22 AM
I've got 'em all memorized.
ALL OF THEM.
Shall we?
There she goes,
Shakin that *ss on the flo,
bumpin & grindin' that pole,
I think I'm losin' control.
tulsaoilerfan
6/13/2006, 04:57 PM
Greatest thread evar
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em...
StoopTroup
6/13/2006, 05:18 PM
If he asks you to come over to his place to see his gerbils...take a camera.
http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/reviewb/rbee_season.jpg
More cushion for the pushin', I hope you can hang
Let's spread cake on your body and we'll do the wild thang
'Cause your love make me say "owwwww"...
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 06:20 PM
good enough place as anywhere...
My love for you is like a truck, BERZERKER! Would you like some making ****, BERZERKER!
Did he just say "making f*ck"?
Spek for the Clerks reference, but since it isn't an *ss song, I'm afraid it's disqualified. You suck.
KC//CRIMSON
6/13/2006, 06:45 PM
ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM IN A BOOM-BOOM!!!
Hellz yeah, boy!
Google that, then flip it over and Yahoo it right in the AOL!:D
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 07:57 PM
Did he just say "making f*ck"?
Spek for the Clerks reference, but since it isn't an *ss song, I'm afraid it's disqualified. You suck.
I'M 37????
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 08:12 PM
"TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT"
Czar Soonerov
6/13/2006, 09:21 PM
(Oh...you touch my tra la la)
La la la
La la la
La la la la la la
La (Mmm...my ding ding dong) (My ding ding dong)
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:27 PM
hey guys watch this...I SEE BOOTY
http://www.funny-spot.com/html/The-Booty-Song.html
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:31 PM
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
smile melo:D
smile melo:D
Why? Yall are having WAY too much fun talking about booty.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 09:34 PM
Why? Yall are having WAY too much fun talking about booty.
did you watch the video
Fine. Yall want to talk about butt?
I will, too.
Football player butt. :D
Tasty:
http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/883/F52750.jpg
http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/940/F63791.jpg
http://sooner.nmn.speedera.net/pics10/400/CC/CCTPONSLFXWUVDZ.20040403191415.jpg
http://sooner.nmn.speedera.net/pics14/400/TM/TMSGWANIDQBKXXG.20040330000552.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com//pics13/640/XJ/XJQDHAVAKOFOEDB.20040818162822.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com//pics11/640/EY/EYQBLIYBLHPTRKR.20040820011151.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com//pics14/640/OM/OMNDHEYDEIMWRPR.20040904204119.jpg
http://ugasports.net/media/photo/2004/season1/040918-229.JPG
http://ugasports.net/media/photo/2004/season1/040918-526.JPG
http://gallery.gopsusports.com/Images/Gallery/football/2004-09-25/StuccoLooksDownfield.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com//pics5/640/IQ/IQXQTFJUKYIOKTN.20040904203953.jpg
http://www.soonersports.com//pics17/640/ZU/ZUQPYVLUQXMMMTL.20040904204540.jpg
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:15 PM
wtf
wtf
Thats what I kept saying to everything you posted.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:17 PM
what...weak
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:18 PM
I am so sadened
StoopTroup
6/13/2006, 10:18 PM
Good eye Melo.
what...weak
I like those butts.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:18 PM
Ok back to the booty guys.....
"YOUR A BIG FINE WOMAN WHY DONT YOU BACK THAT *** UP"
CALL ME BIG DADDY AND BACK THAT *** UP
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:20 PM
http://image48.webshots.com/49/2/11/40/383621140hQqFKX_ph.jpg
Ok back to the booty guys.....
"YOUR A BIG FINE WOMAN WHY DONT YOU BACK THAT *** UP"
CALL ME BIG DADDY AND BACK THAT *** UP
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/geo/galleries/w-footbl-111304b/DSC_0820-lg.jpg
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:23 PM
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/geo/galleries/w-footbl-111304b/DSC_0820-lg.jpg
and this is how gay men hold each other:D
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 10:23 PM
Melo's picture attack is soooo not fair...if we posted pics...we'd get baned in a heartbeat.
:mad:
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 10:24 PM
and this is how gay men hold each other:D
Yeah, Silent Bob, your a rude mother****er, you know that? But you're cute has hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal.
and this is how gay men hold each other:D
Theyre holding each other? I didnt even get past their waists.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:27 PM
http://www.annabenson.net/gallery/c_lg.jpg
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:28 PM
http://www.jennycu.com/img/detroit/021204-cheerleaders-back-5.jpg
First of all, that didnt even show her butt. Second of all, you ruined my perfectly good football butt thing goin on, and now we're both going to get a day off.
dolemitesooner
6/13/2006, 10:30 PM
nahhhh
I think its safe to say this thread is better now that there is pictures. and tight pants.
hurricane'bone
6/13/2006, 10:34 PM
You might have to be my facebook friend to view this (http://utulsa.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=30169660&id=26404016)
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/13/2006, 11:00 PM
Doin' the butt. Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt. Hey sexy, sexy Ain't nothing wrong, if you
wanna do the butt all night long
Oh and nice pics, Melo :)
Oh and nice pics, Melo :)
:D
It was fun looking for them. I almost said srew it to just butts, because I found an awful lot of yummy tummys.
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