View Full Version : The "Messico" experience.....
Stanley1
6/12/2006, 04:44 PM
A picture of a midget would be nice.
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/210/p10101042ea.jpg
sand
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5401/p10101020dr.jpg
How 'bout a pic of you wearing nothing but a sombrero supported by your weenis.
I forgot to take my shirt off, but you get the point.....
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2996/p10101854jj.jpg
Maybe just pics of chick?
You're gonna have to look at my mug too.....
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/5123/p10100258zw.jpg
something with large talons
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/2264/p10100471yb.jpg
A big lizard.
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/5997/p10101839kj.jpg
OK. In that case, hooters and cooters. Close ups.
I have several "high quality" pics taken at a wet t-shirt contest gone wild at Senor Frogs, but I don't want to get baned. :D
A few others that I like:
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/3927/p10100365wd.jpg
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2306/p10100454tb.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6835/p10100404dy.jpg
More to come, including Stanley smoking his first Cohiba, Stanley with the Carona Girl, Chick feeding/chasing a bunch of birds, Chick taking pics of what appears to be Fabio in a thong-speedo at the beach, and an assortment of other pics.
Jimminy Crimson
6/12/2006, 04:46 PM
:texan:
welcome home.
i hope you are a legal immigrant!
JohnnyMack
6/12/2006, 04:47 PM
So you're saying you didn't drown in that storm?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
6/12/2006, 04:48 PM
YAY! I leave Thursday morning. I can't wait.
Stanley1
6/12/2006, 04:52 PM
So you're saying you didn't drown in that storm?
Nope. Only day it got bad at all was on Saturday. Had some pretty nasty clouds, and the tide was VERY strong. Lifeguards weren't letting anybody more than 5-10 feet into the water. Oh course, the waves were crashing onto where the shore should be, and they were strong enough there to knock most people over. Was alot of fun, but the current literally drained you. I think I've got a pic of the clouds and waves somewhere.
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2306/p10100454tb.jpg
When did you get the gut?
1stTimeCaller
6/12/2006, 04:53 PM
glad you had a great time. the pics are cool.
1stTimeCaller
6/12/2006, 04:53 PM
did you take any saran-wrap with you?
Stanley1
6/12/2006, 04:53 PM
When did you get the gut?
:O
I'm working on it, don't make fun of me. ;)
Howzit
6/12/2006, 04:54 PM
I forgot to take my shirt off, but you get the point.....
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2996/p10101854jj.jpg
Using the knees for additional support is cheating.
Welcome home, both of you.
oumartin
6/12/2006, 04:55 PM
always take yer ab machine with you?
Howzit
6/12/2006, 04:57 PM
always take yer ab machine with you?
Dude, he SAID he's working on it.
walkoffsooner
6/12/2006, 04:59 PM
thanks for the lizard pic.:)
oumartin
6/12/2006, 05:00 PM
don't sass me howzit! :D
Don't worry Stan. High school chicks dig a guy with a belly!
Stanley1
6/12/2006, 05:06 PM
always take yer ab machine with you?
Heh. That pic was taken at home, obviously.
Don't make fun of my gut, I'm very sensitive about it.
I hope you brought you back some Miel de Maguey like I suggested.:)
BeetDigger
6/12/2006, 07:13 PM
You can PM the pics of the wet T-Shirt contest. Starting with me.
And by the way, the two of you look entirely too sober. Dos cerveza por fa vour.
Sooner24
6/12/2006, 07:37 PM
http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2306/p10100454tb.jpg
Two underage girls Stan tried to smuggle into the US in his duffel bag for his slave trade business. ;)
IB4OU2
6/12/2006, 07:54 PM
I hope you brought you back some Miel de Maguey like I suggested.:)
:confused: How much is that stuff an ounce these days?
Welcome back little Bro. and Chickie! :D
:confused: How much is that stuff an ounce these days?
Welcome back little Bro. and Chickie! :D
It's tequila you can't get in the states, good stuff.
IB4OU2
6/12/2006, 08:28 PM
It's tequila you can't get in the states, good stuff.
Oh, We'll have to try it sometime. I have a friend that goes down there all the time to visit family maybe he can pick a bottle up.
noleamite
6/12/2006, 11:37 PM
lol..was that a midget pouring you a shot? Mexico roxxs!
Stanley1
6/12/2006, 11:46 PM
lol..was that a midget pouring you a shot? Mexico roxxs!
Yes it was. Awesome.
ChickSoonerFan
6/12/2006, 11:47 PM
lol..was that a midget pouring you a shot? Mexico roxxs!
Yes..the midget was pouring a shot right into his mouth. We had to squat way down to get it.
noleamite
6/12/2006, 11:51 PM
LMAO...I wont stop until I get a hot midget chick to pour me a shot! Viva la Mexico. The only story I have to come close to that is..I was at a Rave..and this midget gets on a speaker..and strips down stark naked and begins to gyrate. That was 8 years ago..and the word Midget still sends me into uncontroled laughter.
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 12:12 AM
:texan:
welcome home.
i hope you are a legal immigrant!
Legal? well...sort of...I went out of the country and came back in without a passport or a birth certificate. ssshhhhhhhhhh :O
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:14 AM
Let me just say this.....if anybody ever wants something to NOT get lost.....DON'T give it to Chick to hold onto.
That is all.
noleamite
6/13/2006, 12:16 AM
lol...oh elaborate?
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:17 AM
Let me just say this.....if anybody ever wants something to NOT get lost.....DON'T give it to Chick to hold onto.
That is all.
good job on losing hte plane tickets, chick!
so those pictures were actually shot in and around dallas? :texan:
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:18 AM
lol...oh elaborate?
She forgot her birth certificate, so I thought we weren't going to get to leave Dallas. She realized she didn't have it AT THE FREAKIN' COUNTER TO CHECK IN. Hey Chick, did you ever find it?
She "misplaced" our bus tickets to get us back to Cancun. Again, realizing this minutes before the bus is to leave. So what happens.....I get to get made fun of by a bunch of Messicans, including the bus driver, and I didn't understand a bit of it.
I'm sure there is more, but those are the two "big" ones. ;)
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 12:19 AM
Mexico was awesome. The whole trip was amazing. A few days of just doing nothing in a quiet little town. Just laying around on the beach and stuff and walking around town.
Then a few days in Cancun, the nights we went our were great fun.
Good times and some really cool pics.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2936/631451r10816a4fn.th.jpg
noleamite
6/13/2006, 12:24 AM
She forgot her birth certificate, so I thought we weren't going to get to leave Dallas. She realized she didn't have it AT THE FREAKIN' COUNTER TO CHECK IN. Hey Chick, did you ever find it?
She "misplaced" our bus tickets to get us back to Cancun. Again, realizing this minutes before the bus is to leave. So what happens.....I get to get made fun of by a bunch of Messicans, including the bus driver, and I didn't understand a bit of it.
I'm sure there is more, but those are the two "big" ones. ;)
Cool..atleast you guys made it back safe. And I am certain the midget more than made up for all of that...lol
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:26 AM
Cool..atleast you guys made it back safe. And I am certain the midget more than made up for all of that...lol
Yes. Between the midget, the girl that squeezed Chick's bewbs, and hawt sex, twas a great trip. :D
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 12:32 AM
Never found my birth certificate..I think Stanley hid it hoping I could not get on the plane. ;)
When I couldn't find it, he told them to go ahead and check him in while I looked for it. The lady at the counter asked him if he was going to go with out me?! The pause that followed was a bit long for my comfort.
I did loose the bus tickets, but not the plane tickets. After that, I think he held all important items and documents...I think. I hope.
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:35 AM
After that, I think he was the mule and carried all illegal drugs across the border...I think. I hope.
:eek:
noleamite
6/13/2006, 12:37 AM
lol...great story..sounds like a helluva trip! Midgets, hawt sex, girl on girl boob grabing, drama, suspense, seems as if you have the makings of a best seller. ;)
and the word Midget still sends me into uncontroled laughter.
We prefer the words, "little people."
Where'd y'all stay?
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:38 AM
Heh.
I did get offered "weed and blow" on our last day in Cancun.....that was pretty cool.
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:39 AM
Where'd y'all stay?
Cancun Plaza (Penthouse Room, cause I roll hard like dat) and Oasis Cancun.
Both were nice.
Heh.
I did get offered "weed and blow" on our last day in Cancun.....that was pretty cool.
Cab driver?
Cancun Plaza (Penthouse Room, cause I roll hard like dat) and Oasis Cancun.
Both were nice.
Sweet.
I was at the Riu Cancun a couple months ago.
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:41 AM
Cab driver?
Nah, some dude walking around down by the flea-market/club district. In the middle of the day. On a Sunday. :confused: :D
Of course, you have to remember, Chick looks like someone that does alot of blow, so you can't really fault the guy for asking.
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:42 AM
Sweet.
I was at the Riu Cancun a couple months ago.
Ah.....my barber is going there next week. Looked very nice.
Nah, some dude walking around down by the flea-market/club district. In the middle of the day. On a Sunday. :confused: :D
Of course, you have to remember, Chick looks like someone that does alot of blow, so you can't really fault the guy for asking.
Ha!:D
Ah.....my barber is going there next week. Looked very nice.
My boss has a trip for two left over and he's giving it to the top salesman for the summer to go back in September. It's looking good that I'll be going back in a couple months. I guess I can force myself to go back.:D
Looks like y'all had fun.
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 12:49 AM
Nah, some dude walking around down by the flea-market/club district. In the middle of the day. On a Sunday. :confused: :D
Of course, you have to remember, Chick looks like someone that does alot of blow, so you can't really fault the guy for asking.
Right. Of course...and you look like a stoner. :P
I heard the weed offer...never heard the blow part.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/13/2006, 12:50 AM
And, your fish.. put up the photos. What, are you ashamed of them?
noleamite
6/13/2006, 12:50 AM
lol..people still say blow?
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:52 AM
lol..people still say blow?
Swear to God that is what he said. "Weed or blow". :D
Scott D
6/13/2006, 12:53 AM
wtf...Howzit you promised he'd end up in a bathtub full of ice with a major incision in his back....DC wants his money back.
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:54 AM
wtf...Howzit you promised he'd end up in a bathtub full of ice with a major incision in his back....DC wants his money back.
Dude, I haven't talked about your daughter in like......ages. Time to get over it, and start liking me like everybody else on the board does. ;)
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:55 AM
Swear to God that is what he said. "Weed or blow". :D
i woulda shot back, "can you edge, too?" :texan:
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:57 AM
i woulda shot back, "can you edge, too?" :texan:
I was trying to ask about Mexican hookers, but Chick didn't look happy so I kept walking.
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 12:57 AM
I was trying to ask about Mexican hookers, but Chick didn't look happy so I kept walking.
f the hookers, it's all about the donkey show!
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 12:59 AM
f the hookers, it's all about the donkey show!
I had my eye out for one, but never saw one. Prolly shoulda just asked. :texan:
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 12:59 AM
And, your fish.. put up the photos. What, are you ashamed of them?
No fishing. I did my share of fishing in the gulf when I was a little girl...not getting me back out on one of those little boats..ever.
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 01:02 AM
I had my eye out for one, but never saw one. Prolly shoulda just asked. :texan:
Cause I would have looked happy about that? :confused:
:rolleyes:
Jimminy Crimson
6/13/2006, 01:03 AM
Cause I would have looked happy about that? :confused:
:rolleyes:
you woulda loved it! :P
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 01:03 AM
Cause I would have looked happy about that? :confused:
:rolleyes:
Si? :D
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 01:05 AM
Mas o Menos?
Menos.
:)
Scott D
6/13/2006, 01:07 AM
Dude, I haven't talked about your daughter in like......ages. Time to get over it, and start liking me like everybody else on the board does. ;)
wow, that sounds totally gay. ;)
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 01:09 AM
Mas o Menos?
Menos.
:)
Callete. ;)
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 01:16 AM
Callete. ;)
Si senor :D
Buenos noches mis amigos...tengo sueno. Voy a domir!!
I can't stop speaking the Spanish. :O
noleamite
6/13/2006, 01:35 AM
Buenos noches.
I can't believe no one tried to sell you drugs until the last day, that usually happens your first cab ride.
MamaMia
6/13/2006, 08:35 AM
I'm glad you made it home without any missing body parts. They will drug you and steal your kidney down there, and I would imagine that you need both.
BeetDigger
6/13/2006, 09:02 AM
I can't believe no one tried to sell you drugs until the last day, that usually happens your first cab ride.
Stanley was only offered weed. The blow meant something else.
JohnnyMack
6/13/2006, 09:06 AM
Swear to God that is what he said. "Weed or blow". :D
He must have thought you worked in the glory hole.
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 09:10 AM
Avatar changes are a must. I keep thinking Stanley's talking like a girl...more than usual. :D
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 09:19 AM
Avatar changes are a must. I keep thinking Stanley's talking like a girl...more than usual. :D
Done, now quitcherbitchin'. :D
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 10:08 AM
thank you.
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 01:46 PM
I need a new one too....I don't even recongnize my own posts..
I don't have any of me with Mexican school boys though. :rolleyes:
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 01:58 PM
I need a new one too....I don't even recongnize my own posts..
I don't have any of me with Mexican school boys though. :rolleyes:
I said you could. ;)
I'll make you one tonight, just let me know which pic.
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:05 PM
YWIA:
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/679/thstan6kw.jpg
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:08 PM
or:
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9648/thbeach4wr.jpg
C&CDean
6/13/2006, 02:10 PM
Stanley let some messican midget shake his tabasco pepper in his mouth. Did it taste spicy Stan?
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 02:12 PM
or:
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9648/thbeach4wr.jpg
Or:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4527/p10100397xm.jpg
;)
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:17 PM
Or:
http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/4527/p10100397xm.jpg
;)
Yeah, I'm sure she'll use that one. And I'm sure she'll appreciate all the time you were staring at that picture while you cropped it, resized it and uploaded it. Girls love that. :D
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 02:18 PM
Yeah, I'm sure she'll use that one. And I'm sure she'll appreciate all the time you were staring at that picture while you cropped it, resized it and uploaded it. Girls love that. :D
I'm lucky, Chick is VERY understanding like that. :D
I'm lucky, Chick is VERY understanding like that. :D
Go on......
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:30 PM
Go on......
He can't, he wasn't in the room. :D
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 02:51 PM
or:
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/9648/thbeach4wr.jpg
I like that one...there are a lot of good ones.
I took the one of the Corona girl...as a matter of fact I took it twice because I could tell she blinked the first time...so yes I am very understanding like that. And that picture is the least of my worries..trust me...there are others that I would be less understanding about him cropping, resizing and staring at all day. And I am sure he has not even GLANCED at them once today. :rolleyes:
Stanley1
6/13/2006, 02:52 PM
And I am sure he has not even GLANCED at them once today. :rolleyes:
Would you believe me if I said I deleted them? :O
Not saying I did, just wondering if you'd believe me. :D
colleyvillesooner
6/13/2006, 02:54 PM
*snap* *snap*
Over here!!! Back on track, kids. :D
ChickSoonerFan
6/13/2006, 02:57 PM
Would you believe me if I said I deleted them? :O
Not saying I did, just wondering if you'd believe me. :D
Si or No?
No. :)
*snap* *snap*
Over here!!! Back on track, kids. :D
Sorry...my pics are at home...I will go through them again tonight and pick one out. I have one of Stanley getting swallowed by a wave.
JohnnyMack
6/13/2006, 03:03 PM
I have one of Stanley getting swallowed by a wave.
Softball.
BeetDigger
6/13/2006, 04:11 PM
Softball.
To say the least. :texan:
IB4OU2
6/13/2006, 04:19 PM
I have one of Stanley getting swallowed by a wave.[/quote]
I thought they were called Wacs? :confused:
Sooner_Bob
6/13/2006, 04:46 PM
Hmmm. I didn't even realize you two were gone . . .
:P
colleyvillesooner
6/20/2006, 10:40 AM
[IMG]
More to come, including Stanley smoking his first Cohiba, Stanley with the Carona Girl, Chick feeding/chasing a bunch of birds, Chick taking pics of what appears to be Fabio in a thong-speedo at the beach, and an assortment of other pics.
We're waiting...
We're waiting...
for Fabio pic? No WE aren't waiting. :D
Stanley1
6/20/2006, 10:44 AM
We're waiting...
I think most of them have been posted. 'Cept for the Cohiba pic.
colleyvillesooner
6/20/2006, 10:49 AM
eww. nevermind.
Stanley1
6/20/2006, 10:51 AM
eww. nevermind.
You want, I should PM you the Fabio look-a-like pics?
colleyvillesooner
6/20/2006, 10:59 AM
You want, I should PM you the Fabio look-a-like pics?
Uh, no. Just send them to Johnny Mack like he asked, and that will do. :D
ChickSoonerFan
6/20/2006, 12:31 PM
I could post the Cohiba pic? For the right price that is. :rolleyes:
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