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Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 12:48 PM
Why must you place each of your excellent cookies in its own cupcake cup? Why must I contibute to the overcrowded landfill problem when consuming a bag of Milano's?
StoopTroup
6/10/2006, 12:52 PM
It's the same way I feel about these Homey...what a waste. :D

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SicEmBaylor
6/10/2006, 01:00 PM
What a hillbilly. ;)

The paper cups are to emphasize the gourmet nature of the cookie.

And 'spek becuase Milanos are fine eating. I haven't been able to eat one though since I turned diabetic. :-(
SicEmBaylor
6/10/2006, 01:01 PM
Nevermind YMSSRA before giving it to Homey again..
OCUDad
6/10/2006, 01:02 PM
SicEm: Pepperidge farm makes sugar-free Milanos, if that helps.
SicEmBaylor
6/10/2006, 01:04 PM
SicEm: Pepperidge farm makes sugar-free Milanos, if that helps.
REALLY?
You, sir, are my hero of the day. I'm going to go hunt some down at this moment.
Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 01:04 PM
SicEm: Pepperidge farm makes sugar-free Milanos, if that helps.

I bet they'll give a feller the squirts.
StoopTroup
6/10/2006, 01:06 PM
REALLY?
You, sir, are my hero of the day. I'm going to go hunt some down at this moment.
Hope you didn't throw out your cookie jar...

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OCUDad
6/10/2006, 01:06 PM
I bet they'll give a feller the squirts.Nothing worth having comes easy. :D
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 01:10 PM
I bet they'll give a feller the squirts.That's what did it. The sugar free Blue Bunny ice cream.:O
Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 01:12 PM
I had a nightmare once about being stuck on a plane with some some fat lady who was on Adipex and had eaten a big bag of those Olean tater chips.

The combined purgative effects of drug induced inability to digest fat and explosive, unpredictable, uncontrollable diarrhea combined with the anal leakage caused by the Olestra in the chips made for a very unpleasant flight.
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 01:22 PM
Olean No more of that stuff for me, unless sonebody wants a cocoa stucco job.
Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 01:24 PM
No more of that stuff for me, unless sonebody wants a cocoa stucco job.

You could be a supastar in a Korean rice field.
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 01:26 PM
Homey, the gas could of supplied three of their largest cities.
Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 01:28 PM
Homey, the gas could of supplied three of their largest cities.

It has been long rumored they fertilize with human caca. When you get off the plane in Seoul, it sure smells that way.
lefty
6/10/2006, 01:52 PM
Why must you place each of your excellent cookies in its own cupcake cup? Why must I contibute to the overcrowded landfill problem when consuming a bag of Milano's?

I would have never guessed that homey was a tree hugger.:rolleyes:
Okla-homey
6/10/2006, 01:59 PM
I would have never guessed that homey was a tree hugger.:rolleyes:

I'm not, but it does seem like a tragic waste of perfectly good cupcake cups.
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 02:46 PM
Seems things turn to bricks afterward.:O