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Melo
6/10/2006, 01:22 AM
I just thought everyone would like to know.
SicEmBaylor
6/10/2006, 01:23 AM
Well, since you ate that many no matter what happens in your life you can be damned sure one of those cookies predicted it.
Tailwind
6/10/2006, 01:23 AM
Why did you count them? Did you read all the fortunes? Any good ones?
Melo
6/10/2006, 01:24 AM
Out of those 27 cookies, I only got 16 different fortunes.

And yea, I counted.
Melo
6/10/2006, 01:25 AM
Why did you count them? Did you read all the fortunes? Any good ones?

I counted them because there was nothing else to do. That job is the most boring job EVAR. But I am not complaining. Merely informing you. :D

Yes, I read all the fortunes, and the only one of real interest was 'You may expect something special in the next few days.' :D
SOONER44EVER
6/10/2006, 01:26 AM
Do 27 fortune cookies weigh as much as a 40 oz. steak? :D
GottaHavePride
6/10/2006, 01:31 AM
27? Is that including me?



Wait, sorry, had a Clerks moment. Nevermind.
Tailwind
6/10/2006, 01:31 AM
Not even close.....besides, an hour later, you're hungry again. :D
SOONER44EVER
6/10/2006, 01:33 AM
Not even close.....besides, an hour later, you're hungry again. :D
Heh:D
olevetonahill
6/10/2006, 02:52 AM
And then 30 minutes later you Mcpuked em all :eek:
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 03:01 AM
Now she is pooping out little witty sayings.
Jimminy Crimson
6/10/2006, 03:01 AM
So I'm guessing you took the job at the asian restaurant?
Melo
6/10/2006, 04:24 AM
Now she is pooping out little witty sayings.

Hey... its better than the s**t that youre coming up with. :D
Flagstaffsooner
6/10/2006, 04:27 AM
Hey... its better than the s**t that youre coming up with. :DI know, all I ate was jalapinos.:(
dolemitesooner
6/10/2006, 04:27 AM
You need to do somthing about that
Melo
6/10/2006, 04:28 AM
So I'm guessing you took the job at the asian restaurant?

Yep. They have me working there 7 days a week, and they gave me a raise since last time I worked there. So basically, I sit there for half the time, run around the restauraunt like mad helping people, fixing orders, etc.

It kind of sucks, though. Two weeks into working there, I was informed of a new dress code that, apparently, only applied to me. They told me I have to wear all black from now on. Oh well, just an excuse to go shopping for clothes. But now when I go to work, black clothes, plus black hair, and I now look like a goth chick.
walkoffsooner
6/10/2006, 04:28 AM
was you hungry an hour later?
Melo
6/10/2006, 04:29 AM
You need to do somthing about that

About what, eactly?
Melo
6/10/2006, 04:30 AM
was you hungry an hour later?

:(
I'm always hungry.
VeeJay
6/10/2006, 09:20 AM
I woulda warshed 'em down with a gallon of 2% whole milk.
GottaHavePride
6/10/2006, 10:48 AM
I woulda warshed 'em down with a gallon of 2% whole milk.

2% whole milk?
OCUDad
6/10/2006, 11:05 AM
You need to get a job at an Armenian restaurant. The food is better, you wouldn't have to wear black, and you could listen to System Of A Down all evening.
VeeJay
6/10/2006, 11:37 AM
2% milk fat.

None of that Fat Free or Skim wimpy stuff.

Buttermilk would be even better.

Even egg nog. But it must be a gallon.
proud gonzo
6/10/2006, 03:05 PM
sounds like a healthy lifestyle
opksooner
6/10/2006, 10:33 PM
I just thought everyone would like to know.
Wrong!!!!
Melo
6/10/2006, 11:10 PM
Wrong!!!!

Thanks. I <3 you, too.

:mad:
soonerboomer93
6/11/2006, 12:07 AM
Yep. They have me working there 7 days a week, and they gave me a raise since last time I worked there. So basically, I sit there for half the time, run around the restauraunt like mad helping people, fixing orders, etc.

It kind of sucks, though. Two weeks into working there, I was informed of a new dress code that, apparently, only applied to me. They told me I have to wear all black from now on. Oh well, just an excuse to go shopping for clothes. But now when I go to work, black clothes, plus black hair, and I now look like a goth chick.

goth chick's can be hot....
Flagstaffsooner
6/11/2006, 12:13 AM
goth chick's can be hot....
Yea, but we're talking about Melo here.;)
olevetonahill
6/11/2006, 12:20 AM
Yea, but we're talking about Melo here.;)
Melos Hawt
come on girl show em those Pics you sent me ! ;)
Blue
6/11/2006, 12:23 AM
Melos Hawt
come on girl show em those Pics you sent me ! ;)

Somebody call Dateline.
Melo
6/11/2006, 01:02 AM
Yea, but we're talking about Melo here.;)

I hate you.
Flagstaffsooner
6/11/2006, 01:11 AM
I hate you.You didnt send me the pics that you sent Olevet.

I saw your prom pics, you are a hawtie.:D
Melo
6/11/2006, 01:16 AM
You didnt send me the pics that you sent Olevet.

I saw your prom pics, you are a hawtie.:D

<sigh> ;)
olevetonahill
6/11/2006, 01:37 AM
You didnt send me the pics that you sent Olevet.

I saw your prom pics, you are a hawtie.:D
She likes Me, not an ole fart in AZ :D
If you promise to be nice I might share If Melo says its Ok ?:cool:
SicEmBaylor
6/11/2006, 01:38 AM
When Melo cooks for me and cleans my apartment she will be doing so in high heels and very short skirt. Pics will follow but only to those who have NOT tried to stop me from cashing in on someone else's good fortune. This rules out Flag and Olevet.
Melo
6/11/2006, 01:40 AM
She likes Me, not an ole fart in AZ :D
If you promise to be nice I might share If Melo says its Ok ?:cool:

Arent you an ole fart, too?
olevetonahill
6/11/2006, 01:45 AM
Arent you an ole fart, too?
Yes But Im not in AZ ;) Keep up girl :D
Melo
6/11/2006, 01:48 AM
Oh, ok. I stand corrected. :O
olevetonahill
6/11/2006, 01:54 AM
Oh, ok. I stand corrected. :O
:D :D :D :D ;)
Melo
6/11/2006, 01:58 AM
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :mad:

;)
olevetonahill
6/11/2006, 02:04 AM
:D
Melo
6/11/2006, 02:07 AM
:rolleyes: