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OUinFLA
6/9/2006, 11:06 PM
40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional........................... Baitch
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker
OCUDad
6/9/2006, 11:24 PM
And you have arrived at these conclusions exactly how?
Scott D
6/9/2006, 11:28 PM
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
SicEmBaylor
6/9/2006, 11:32 PM
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Chris Rock right?
Scott D
6/9/2006, 11:41 PM
indeed.
bigdsooner
6/9/2006, 11:47 PM
:D
VeeJay
6/10/2006, 09:45 AM
Here's one more:

Psychology major.................................Satan
Rogue
6/10/2006, 09:59 AM
Here's one more:

Psychology major.................................Satan

Zackly.
Jerk
6/10/2006, 10:04 AM
My wife watches All My Children...you can't believe the ads they have on there. One is for a 'feminine spray' goes on 'sensually' or something like that...lubricates and cleans the..uh,

.it's the way the chick said it's sprayed that got me...."sprayed on sensually.." and she had a grin!

I didn't know there was a product that women sprayed on their, uh...
Scott D
6/10/2006, 10:13 AM
well how else did you expect them to um....camoflague that other scent ;)
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/10/2006, 11:14 AM
Doesn't this thread deserve some yellow stars, or pig icons or something? Star givers, go for it!
slickdawg
6/10/2006, 11:52 AM
ROTFLMMFAO!
olevetonahill
6/10/2006, 12:06 PM
Doesn't this thread deserve some yellow stars, or pig icons or something? Star givers, go for it!
Couldnt do the pig icona but I gave 5 stars for ya
I agree with OUinFlas assesment I know these are true , Not from the ads but from those yainches themselves :eek:
the_ouskull
6/10/2006, 01:42 PM
I don't know how HE reached all of those conclusions (except that I've seen this list all over the 'net for years...) but most of them are true in accordance with MY personal experiences...

the_ouskull
Tailwind
6/10/2006, 02:36 PM
This is truly sad. :D
BigRedJed
6/10/2006, 05:57 PM
Here's one more:

Psychology major.................................Satan
I wish you would have told me this before I married a girl with a Psychology degree.
VeeJay
6/10/2006, 09:43 PM
Sorry, BRJ. My experiences with Psych majors were a waste of time. Just sayin.'

I'm sure you got one of the good 'uns, though. I know they're out there.

Maybe this is for another thread, but do Psych majors see the world one way, and there's no compromise?