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JohnnyMack
6/9/2006, 09:47 AM
Performed last night before game 1 of the NBA finals.

colleyvillesooner
6/9/2006, 09:53 AM
heh

Way to help out the stereotype, Jack. :D

BeetDigger
6/9/2006, 09:55 AM
I didn't know who Jack Ingram was before last night (I don't get out much I guess). I am still wondering who he is this morning.

crawfish
6/9/2006, 09:56 AM
Why do you hate America?

;)

KaiserSooner
6/9/2006, 09:57 AM
Worst national anthem was, without a doubt, the Nazi anthem.

It sounds like a very bad middle school band attempting to play a polka.




:D

White House Boy
6/9/2006, 09:59 AM
Anyone remember Carl Lewis?

End of debate.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 10:05 AM
I will f'ing cut somebody. I'm not joking.

:D

Scott D
6/9/2006, 10:09 AM
he might have sounded decent if 1tc had given him a halfway decent knobber before he went out there. ;)

OUinFLA
6/9/2006, 10:09 AM
actually as weak as it was, it was 100 times better than when Rossane Barr sang for MLB in San Diego.

Taxman71
6/9/2006, 10:12 AM
Is the guy from last night finished yet? Geesh.

The worst ever was the black country dude at the 12/31/1999 Independence Bowl. Absolutely brutal.

KaiserSooner
6/9/2006, 10:14 AM
Oh yeah, I remember that one. The Independence Bowl dude was incredibly unqualified to be singing anything, muchless the national anthem.

Taxman71
6/9/2006, 10:15 AM
The concert after the game was equally bad, except for the one song that he had a video for. Dude couldn't even sing Auld Lang Syne.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 10:17 AM
I think I have negged everyone in this thread. Lemme know if I missed you.

Taxman71
6/9/2006, 10:23 AM
Got my badge.

Boarder
6/9/2006, 10:24 AM
The worst ever was the black country dude at the 12/31/1999 Independence Bowl. Absolutely brutal.


:les: TRINI TRIGGS!

http://www.curb.com/artists/photos/trini_pic1.jpg

I'll never forget that. He wore an all black leather outfit.

And the rocket that glared!
The bombs that bursted in the air!

After the ultra lame gymnasts that fell on every tumbling run in the pregame, I was wondering what could be worse. Then Mr Triggs came out.

Boarder
6/9/2006, 10:27 AM
Trini Triggs' Tour Schedule (http://www.curb.com/artists/artist_tours.cfm?Artist=Trini+Triggs&ID=47)

colleyvillesooner
6/9/2006, 10:31 AM
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3151/rep8tf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

heh. :D

KaiserSooner
6/9/2006, 10:41 AM
Trini Triggs' Tour Schedule (http://www.curb.com/artists/artist_tours.cfm?Artist=Trini+Triggs&ID=47)

Yep, unqalified to be singing anything.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 10:48 AM
the comment portion should have said ' I love Jack Ingram and want to have his babies, don't diss my man crush'

On a related note, his wife gave birth to their third child, Hudson Turner Ingram on Tuesday 6/6/06. The kid's name has 6 letters in each of his names.... He weighed 8 lbs. 9 oz. 20 inches.

Big week for Mr. Ingram.

OUinFLA
6/9/2006, 10:50 AM
I think I have negged everyone in this thread. Lemme know if I missed you.


Dayum!
That's the first red dot I have ever gotten.....................kinda feels good that it came from you. It means more that way. :D

Boomer.....
6/9/2006, 10:51 AM
actually as weak as it was, it was 100 times better than when Rossane Barr sang for MLB in San Diego.

All-time worst!

OUinFLA
6/9/2006, 10:52 AM
On a related note, his wife gave birth to their third child, Hudson Turner Ingram on Tuesday 6/6/06. The kid's name has 6 letters in each of his names.... He weighed 8 lbs. 9 oz. 20 inches.
.


it would have been cooler if the kid had weighed 6 lbs 6 oz and been 6 inches long.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 10:52 AM
All-time worst!

you're gonna need to clarify esactly who you mean was the alltime worst.
;)

colleyvillesooner
6/9/2006, 10:56 AM
the comment portion should have said ' I love Jack Ingram and want to have his babies, don't diss my man crush'

On a related note, his wife gave birth to their third child, Hudson Turner Ingram on Tuesday 6/6/06. The kid's name has 6 letters in each of his names.... He weighed 8 lbs. 9 oz. 20 inches.

Big week for Mr. Ingram.

and the devil. ;)

TexasLidig8r
6/9/2006, 11:01 AM
At least.. it was nowhere near as bad as .... THIS !

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143703/dude_doesnt_know_national_anthem/

Greatness... pure, unadulterated greatness!

Taxman71
6/9/2006, 11:06 AM
At least.. it was nowhere near as bad as .... THIS !

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143703/dude_doesnt_know_national_anthem/

Greatness... pure, unadulterated greatness!

That dude has lost some serious weight since Die Hard.

Taxman71
6/9/2006, 11:08 AM
Dayum!
That's the first red dot I have ever gotten.....................kinda feels good that it came from you. It means more that way. :D

As a bonus, you don't have to wait for a table in India either.

crawfish
6/9/2006, 11:08 AM
I think I have negged everyone in this thread. Lemme know if I missed you.

Missed me.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 11:09 AM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to crawfish again.

you were skipped initially because you weren't dogging my man crush

Jimminy Crimson
6/9/2006, 11:12 AM
Bob Costas doesn't like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vCsh0F4HnA

White House Boy
6/9/2006, 11:25 AM
Ladies and gents, I give you Carl Lewis:

http://www.frenchboxing.com/leftovers/munchie/anthem.htm

End of discussion.

MiccoMacey
6/9/2006, 11:49 AM
The guys at the station are saying Roseanne Barr. But she did it on purpose.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 12:00 PM
The guys at the station are saying Roseanne Barr. But she did it on purpose.

they're just messing with me. JohnnyMack knows that I'd trade my brother in for Jack Ingram any day.

Scott D
6/9/2006, 12:08 PM
I think I have negged everyone in this thread. Lemme know if I missed you.

really I'm disappointed in your complete laziness in your project there. You could have at least whined about how I have referenced you having an oral fixation on Jack Ingram two days in a row. ;)

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 12:13 PM
what's there to dispute?

;)

Scott D
6/9/2006, 12:22 PM
:D

Tear Down This Wall
6/9/2006, 02:47 PM
I didn't know who Jack Ingram was before last night (I don't get out much I guess). I am still wondering who he is this morning.

He's a suck that people down here in the DFW area push as legitimate. Waylon Jennings would have crapped him out by noon like a bad serving of scrambled eggs and sausage.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 02:52 PM
He's a suck that people down here in the DFW area push as legitimate. Waylon Jennings would have crapped him out by noon like a bad serving of scrambled eggs and sausage.
:rolleyes:

too bad Waylon has said some really good things about Jack Ingram throughout the years. Please, know what you're talking about before you bash someone.

How is he not legitimate? You might not like him and that's cool but wow.

Tear Down This Wall
6/9/2006, 03:06 PM
If Waylon ever said anything good about Jack Ingram, it was because he was heavily medicated, or Jessi was standing behind him giving him the shocker.

1stTimeCaller
6/9/2006, 03:08 PM
mmmmm the shocker. I wonder if Jesse and him ever did the.....

It's cool dude. You don't like Jack Ingram. I do. I really really do. And you meant When not If, then you would be closer to correct because right now you're as close to correct as two boys fu****g.

Tear Down This Wall
6/9/2006, 03:10 PM
Also, anyone who isn't damn near in tears everytime they hear Jessi Coulter's "I'm Not Lisa" is a communist or a robot. No one sings pain like Jessi sang on that one. No one...no one...sniff, sniff....

jeremy885
6/9/2006, 03:19 PM
Jack Ingram is ghey, sorry.