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1stTimeCaller
6/8/2006, 11:09 AM
in phoenix or Scottsdale?

When I kill the stupid yainch we'll have an opening.
snp
6/8/2006, 11:14 AM
No, but I do want a job.

Preferably roller coaster tester, breast inspector, or super hero, but I'm flexible.
yermom
6/8/2006, 11:15 AM
how is the pay? :P
Osce0la
6/8/2006, 11:43 AM
We'd take it, but then we'd have to work with you...Then we'd be on here asking if anyone else wanted a job because we'd have an opening as soon as we killed that 1TC yainch ;)
1stTimeCaller
6/8/2006, 11:47 AM
"we"?

I only call her when **** don't work.
Mjcpr
6/8/2006, 11:49 AM
how is the pay? :P

To live in Phoenix or Scottsdale, it would need to be about $40/hr.
mdklatt
6/8/2006, 11:52 AM
No, but I do want a job.

Preferably roller coaster tester, breast inspector, or super hero, but I'm flexible.

I'm currently seeking a position in the condom quality assurance field. :texan:
OUinFLA
6/8/2006, 12:14 PM
Im already applying for the Mike Price Recreational Site Selection committee.
But thanks anyway, I wish I had known sooner.

It's been a life long ambition of mine to have a desk job answering stupid questions from azzholes that are too lazy to look up the answers in the "Instructions for Dummys" booklet.
yermom
6/8/2006, 12:16 PM
that's assuming they are smrat enough to find the book ;)
Scott D
6/8/2006, 12:16 PM
"we"?

I only call her when **** don't work.

so that'd be daily at minimum, hourly most of the time.
1stTimeCaller
6/8/2006, 01:10 PM
OK here's the conversation that made me shake my head

1TC: Hey IT person, my comp died, accountant had a spare, I'm trying to install the driver for my HP printer but I can't because the profile that I have a password for doesn't have permission to install software.

IT: You know that when you install software you need to restart the computer.

1TC: Um yeah, back up the bus, the problem that I'm having is that I don't have admin permission to install software.

IT: What are you trying to install?

1TC: The driver for my printer.

IT: Have you tried the plug-n-play and let the computer find the printer.

1TC: Yes. I just need to find out what a possible pw is for the admin for this comp or I need to reset it.

IT: I can't help you. Call this person.